HEADLINES from 2029...

steveinaz

HEADLINES FROM
THE YEAR 2029

Ozone created by electric cars
now killing millions in the
seventh largest country in the world,
Mexifornia, formerly known as California.

White minorities still trying
to have English recognized
as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens
northwestern United States
crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally!
Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to
reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off;
physicists estimate it will
take at least 10 more years
before radioactivity decreases
to safe levels.

France pleads for global help
after being taken over by Jamaica.
No other country comes forward
to help the beleaguered nation!

Castro finally dies at age 112;
Cuban cigars can now
be imported legally,
but President Chelsea Clinton
has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says
he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price
of first class stamp to $17.89
and reduces mail delivery
to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study:
Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans
drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for
citrus crop failure
for third consecutive year
in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Japanese scientists have created
a camera with such a fast
shutter speed they now can
photograph a woman
with her mouth shut.

Abortion clinics now available
in every High School in United States.

Senate still blocking drilling
in ANWR even though gas
is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter
and gas stations are only open
on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes
last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules
punishment of criminals
violates their civil rights.


A Couple Finally Had Sexual Harmony,
They Had simultaneous Headaches.

Average height of NBA players
is now nine feet seven inches
with only 3 illegitimate children.

New federal law requires
that all nail clippers, screwdrivers,
fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers
must be registered by January 2030.

IRS sets lowest tax rate
at 75 percent.

Floruba voters still having
trouble with voting machines.

Ricardo

Very sad.

mrbiron

Looks promising....Looks like i had better increase my eating habits to meet the national average.

Pauly

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thanks for the laugh

Pauly

AudioGenics

after the year end then
headlines for 2030

The World is Coming to an END !!!

fatchowmein

FAA mandates drug enduced coma on all domestic flight. Passengers to be revived upon reaching destination.

TNRabbit

Lol~

AsSiMiLaTeD

Silly people, none of that is ever going to prove to be true...















We're all going down in December of 2012...

steveinaz

There will be no distruction of the planet earth until I get at least 10 retirement years under my belt, dammit.

madmax

All retirement plans were taken over by US government in Jan 2012. All retirement plans bankrupt in Feb 2012. People in AZ lost all retirement plans and benifits.

steveinaz

Nooooooooooooooooooo......LOL