Ever ride horses?

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edited July 2011 in The Clubhouse
I have not been on a horse in 20yrs!
So when I had a chance to ride one last weekend, I thought "why not".
Got on the horse, and the damn thing took off, full gallop!
As soon as it reached full gallop, I could feel the saddle sliding to the left side.
Slowly it slid more and more, till I felt the need to just jump off.
When I went to jump off, my foot got caught in the stirrup, and was trapped!
So now I am off the horse with my foot caught in the stirrup, and with every stride, my head would hit the ground.
Up and down, up and down, head banging the whole time!
I was nearly knocked smooth out, when I see someone running up to the side of me with their arm extended.
I thought they would reach and get my foot untangled from the stirrup, but instead reached and unplugged the horse from the receptacle.
Turns out it was the manager of the Target, and I credit her with basically saving my life.'
If it was not for her, I don't think I would be here today.
Worst 50 cents I ever spent!:cool:
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  • cokewithvanilla
    cokewithvanilla Posts: 1,777
    edited November 2010
    lol. Damn, those things have gone up in price. When I was a kid, they were a penny... though I've never had one of em get away from me like yours did... guess I was a more careful rider.
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  • nadams
    nadams Posts: 5,877
    edited November 2010
    While I do find this post quite funny... I question it from a 1 post wonder :)
    Ludicrous gibs!
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  • kawizx9r
    kawizx9r Posts: 5,150
    edited November 2010
    Lmao........classic.
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  • dudeinaroom
    dudeinaroom Posts: 3,609
    edited November 2010
    The horses at Meijer are still a penny.
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  • messiah
    messiah Posts: 1,790
    edited November 2010
    Next time will be even more rare, they will be Unicorns. Just imagine where their horns will be.
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  • potee
    potee Posts: 610
    edited November 2010
    Gee most new members post about Polk or audio in general. I'm confused why join to just post jokes
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  • polkfarmboy
    polkfarmboy Posts: 5,703
    edited November 2010
    I think this was a very refreshing first post ...... very witty , well done and welcome to the forum
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  • TECHNOKID
    TECHNOKID Posts: 4,298
    edited November 2010
    nadams wrote: »
    While I do find this post quite funny... I question it from a 1 post wonder :)
    potee wrote: »
    Gee most new members post about Polk or audio in general. I'm confused why join to just post jokes
    polkfarmboy wrote: »
    I think this was a very refreshing first post ...... very witty , well done and welcome to the forum
    Yep, I think it is much better to introduce your self to the forum in such a way than commiting suicide on a cable thread :wink:

    Good one pepster and welcome to Club Polk. Now, what's in your man cave :frown: Need any help from the good folks here to empty your wallet/bank account :eek:
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  • AudioGenics
    AudioGenics Posts: 2,567
    edited November 2010
    here's a safer pony ride for you
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  • TECHNOKID
    TECHNOKID Posts: 4,298
    edited November 2010
    jvc wrote: »
    here's a safer pony ride for you
    Looks like you have grand son 2 :wink:
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  • brgman
    brgman Posts: 2,859
    edited July 2011
    "Up and down, up and down, head banging the whole time!"


    That explains so much!
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  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited July 2011
    You dawg!
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  • TECHNOKID
    TECHNOKID Posts: 4,298
    edited July 2011
    brgman wrote: »
    "Up and down, up and down, head banging the whole time!"


    That explains so much!
    pepster wrote: »
    You dawg!
    Hey, that was your call, you brought it back to life! :tongue:

    I would hope this was your last horse ride ever! ;)
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited July 2011
    I dislike horses in reality, they're awful animals. The feeling is mutual, I assure you so I could care less at this age.
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  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited July 2011
    dorokusai wrote: »
    I dislike horse, they're awful animals. The feeling is mutual, I assure you so I could care less at this age.

    Yeah, but they are pretty "good eatin"!:biggrin:
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  • I-SIG
    I-SIG Posts: 2,240
    edited July 2011
    I just ride elephants.

    Wes
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  • stuwee
    stuwee Posts: 1,508
    edited July 2011
    One of my favorite sketches from 'Kids in the Hall' Chicken Lady "Got to ride the Horsie"

    http://www.kithfan.org/work/transcripts/five/chknhorse.html
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  • muncybob
    muncybob Posts: 3,039
    edited July 2011
    dorokusai wrote: »
    I dislike horses in reality, they're awful animals. The feeling is mutual, I assure you so I could care less at this age.

    You should go on a trail ride with us...both the riders and the horses like beer :)
    Yep, my name really is Bob.
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  • aviator
    aviator Posts: 159
    edited July 2011
    muncybob wrote: »
    You should go on a trail ride with us...both the riders and the horses like beer :)

    My dog would drink all the horses beer.
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  • TECHNOKID
    TECHNOKID Posts: 4,298
    edited July 2011
    aviator wrote: »
    My dog would drink all the horses beer.
    Maybe that is the reason Doro and horses don't get along, right old dog?


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  • muncybob
    muncybob Posts: 3,039
    edited July 2011
    It's a well known equine fact that in thanks to the dogs for letting the horses know about the joy of hanging their head out of a moving vehicle at 60+ mph that the horses allow the dogs to drink their beer.

    Our dog gets along well with the horses since our mutt prefers whiskey!
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