Talk about your ultimate HTIB!

dragon1952
dragon1952 Posts: 4,907
edited July 2003 in Electronics
One of our sharpsters over at hometheaterforum found this on ebay and thought you might get a good laugh. Check it out!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?MfcISAPICommand=ViewItem&item=3033238876

The ultimate Onkio/Bose 'theater in a barn'! Woo hoo! Clear a space in the yard Ethel! We're goin' to the movies!
2 channel - Willsenton R8 tube integrated, Holo Audio Spring 3 KTE DAC, audio optimized NUC7i5, Windows 10 Pro/JRiver MC29/Fidelizer Plus 8.7 w/LPS and external SSD drive, PS Audio PerfectWave P3 regenerator, KEF R3 speakers, Rythmik F12SE subwoofer, Audioquest Diamond USB cable, Gabriel Gold IC's, Morrow Audio SP5 speaker cables. Computer - Windows 10/JRiver, Schiit Magni 3+/Modi 3+, Fostex PMO.4n monitors, Sennheiser HD600 headphones
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  • VR3
    VR3 Posts: 28,782
    edited July 2003
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    - Not Tom ::::::: Any system can play Diana Krall. Only the best can play Limp Bizkit.
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,907
    edited July 2003
    Don't forget to check out that 'very descriptive' equipment list!!
    That's gotta be the clincher, right there kids!
    2 channel - Willsenton R8 tube integrated, Holo Audio Spring 3 KTE DAC, audio optimized NUC7i5, Windows 10 Pro/JRiver MC29/Fidelizer Plus 8.7 w/LPS and external SSD drive, PS Audio PerfectWave P3 regenerator, KEF R3 speakers, Rythmik F12SE subwoofer, Audioquest Diamond USB cable, Gabriel Gold IC's, Morrow Audio SP5 speaker cables. Computer - Windows 10/JRiver, Schiit Magni 3+/Modi 3+, Fostex PMO.4n monitors, Sennheiser HD600 headphones
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  • burdette
    burdette Posts: 1,194
    edited July 2003
    Why have an ultimate HT when you can have an Ultament HT?

    What was the reserve price?

    Are they serious? Why is the equipment list restricted to those components if they're building-to-order?

    How much is shipping to have, essentially, a single-car garage trucked to your house?? Wonder if it'd balance on top of the car?

    I'd like to hear a couple of the "honey, guess what I bought" conversations.
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,907
    edited July 2003
    Sorry!....I meant Ultament...my bad!
    We can only deliver to the following states. TN, VA, NC, SC, KY. We charge a flat shipping fee of $970.00 we do not make any money from the shipping charge.
    Shipping via premium, state 'o the art pickup truck!


    Sorry folks!....unless you live in the above states you are **** out 'o luck!
    You won't be able to own the 'ultament Onkio/Bose Acustimass' , thee-ater in a barn, system 'o the century :(
    2 channel - Willsenton R8 tube integrated, Holo Audio Spring 3 KTE DAC, audio optimized NUC7i5, Windows 10 Pro/JRiver MC29/Fidelizer Plus 8.7 w/LPS and external SSD drive, PS Audio PerfectWave P3 regenerator, KEF R3 speakers, Rythmik F12SE subwoofer, Audioquest Diamond USB cable, Gabriel Gold IC's, Morrow Audio SP5 speaker cables. Computer - Windows 10/JRiver, Schiit Magni 3+/Modi 3+, Fostex PMO.4n monitors, Sennheiser HD600 headphones
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  • Loud & Clear
    Loud & Clear Posts: 1,538
    edited July 2003
    Pretty cool that you can have your subwoofers in your hardware rack. I think that's what you really want.

    Two Channel Setup:

    Speakers: Wharfedale Opus 2-3
    Integrated Amp: Krell S-300i
    DAC: Arcam irDac
    Source: iMac
    Remote Control: iPad Mini

    3.2 Home Theater Setup:

    Fronts: Klipsch RP-160M
    Center: Klipsch RP-160M
    Subwoofer: SVS PB12NSD (X 2)
    AVR: Yamaha Aventage RX-A2030
    Blu Ray: Sony BDP-S790
    TV Source: DirecTV Genie
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  • VR3
    VR3 Posts: 28,782
    edited July 2003
    I could buy it....but why would I? Other than the fact I dont have the money, but I mean really...lol
    - Not Tom ::::::: Any system can play Diana Krall. Only the best can play Limp Bizkit.
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  • Airplay355
    Airplay355 Posts: 4,298
    edited July 2003
    i'll take 2, and a side order of fries.
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  • phoneisbusy
    phoneisbusy Posts: 867
    edited July 2003
    Originally posted by dragon1952
    Sorry!....I meant Ultament...my bad!


    Shipping via premium, state 'o the art pickup truck!


    Sorry folks!....unless you live in the above states you are **** out 'o luck!
    You won't be able to own the 'ultament Onkio/Bose Acustimass' , thee-ater in a barn, system 'o the century :(

    Damnmit!! Now I can't get "Old MacDonald had a farm" out of my head... With an Onkio Onkio here and an Onkio Onkio there..."
    ;)

    Sorry...

    Dave
    Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately it kills all its students.
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  • brettw22
    brettw22 Posts: 7,623
    edited July 2003
    Can you imagine walkin out in the mornin to get the paper only to notice that your brand spankin new Ultament Home Theater had been carted off while you were sleepin? I hope they come with a chain.......
    comment comment comment comment. bitchy.
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,907
    edited July 2003
    LOL!

    "Hey Ethel...y'all seen the home thee-a-ter? I woulda sworn it was parked right out back under that hickry tree last night!"
    2 channel - Willsenton R8 tube integrated, Holo Audio Spring 3 KTE DAC, audio optimized NUC7i5, Windows 10 Pro/JRiver MC29/Fidelizer Plus 8.7 w/LPS and external SSD drive, PS Audio PerfectWave P3 regenerator, KEF R3 speakers, Rythmik F12SE subwoofer, Audioquest Diamond USB cable, Gabriel Gold IC's, Morrow Audio SP5 speaker cables. Computer - Windows 10/JRiver, Schiit Magni 3+/Modi 3+, Fostex PMO.4n monitors, Sennheiser HD600 headphones
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,907
    edited July 2003
    84 views and only 10 replies!

    I betcha those other 74 are biddin' their asses off right about now :)
    2 channel - Willsenton R8 tube integrated, Holo Audio Spring 3 KTE DAC, audio optimized NUC7i5, Windows 10 Pro/JRiver MC29/Fidelizer Plus 8.7 w/LPS and external SSD drive, PS Audio PerfectWave P3 regenerator, KEF R3 speakers, Rythmik F12SE subwoofer, Audioquest Diamond USB cable, Gabriel Gold IC's, Morrow Audio SP5 speaker cables. Computer - Windows 10/JRiver, Schiit Magni 3+/Modi 3+, Fostex PMO.4n monitors, Sennheiser HD600 headphones
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  • setzer808
    setzer808 Posts: 173
    edited July 2003
    Hehe, hmmm...nothing I want more than to buy a $2,000+++ Ultament-Super-Duper-Audio-Video-Equipment-Toaster-Oven™.

    That things gotta be hell on heating/cooling. Not to mention the possible acoustic "surpises" from such a structure.
    Polk CS245i Center
    Polk RT55i Mains
    Polk RT25i Rears
    Polk PSW-350 Sub -in storage.
    Yamaha RX-V681 A/V Reciever
    Sony SCD-CE595 SACD Player
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,753
    edited July 2003
    Can you say, "Yee-Haw".............I thought so. :D
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited July 2003
    Hey I wonder if we could rent one of those and use it to travel to Polk Audio??? :)
    CTC BBQ Amplifier, Sonic Frontiers Line3 Pre-Amplifier and Wadia 581 SACD player. Speakers? Always changing but for now, Mission Argonauts I picked up for $50 bucks, mint.
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  • dthomps
    dthomps Posts: 352
    edited July 2003
    Not that I would EVER consider anyhting like this:D
    But how can you take a seller seriously that can't even spell the name of the products he is showcasing right?
    Onkio DTS 5.1- BOSE Acustamass sound system
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  • brettw22
    brettw22 Posts: 7,623
    edited July 2003
    ask Gonzo.....;)
    comment comment comment comment. bitchy.
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  • hotwheelman
    hotwheelman Posts: 1,300
    edited July 2003
    We will deliver this right to your doorstep on our newly customized rollback, your neighbors will be envious of your new storage building but only you will know the secret that lies beneath. A new state of the art hillbilly home theatre and we'll even throw in a aint skeerd die cut decal to adorn the entrance door. But wait, there's more...act now and we will throw in your very own shotgun to keep by the door of your new h.t to ward off those pesky mountain thieven neighbors of yours when they realize what you really have behind those barndoors.

    So what are you waiting for, don't miss the chance of a lifetime and act now and you to can be a state of the art hillbilly.:D


    Tags,tax, and title not included in final sale price.
    "Its worked so far but we're not out yet."
    "Hey big man let me hold a dollar"
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  • amulford
    amulford Posts: 5,020
    edited July 2003
    Now lookee here, fellers. I reckon they left out the most impotant dangburn part.

    Iffin ya'll gets terd of watchin' dem dere movin pixtures, ya'll can use it to barn the hogs....



    You know, sometimes birth control sounds like a good thing......
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  • Double_S
    Double_S Posts: 56
    edited July 2003
    And it comes "fully insulted". What idiots.
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,907
    edited July 2003
    And it comes "fully insulted". What idiots.

    Yeah...they coulda saved some construction costs on it by not 'insulting' it. It got plenty of that for free right here, not to mention at hometheaterforum and audiogon. :p

    What cracks me up is that they actually got bids on it. Goes to show , you can sell durn near anything on ebay if'n you got the right marketing strategy. These folks obviously got some schoolin' in them thar matters!
    2 channel - Willsenton R8 tube integrated, Holo Audio Spring 3 KTE DAC, audio optimized NUC7i5, Windows 10 Pro/JRiver MC29/Fidelizer Plus 8.7 w/LPS and external SSD drive, PS Audio PerfectWave P3 regenerator, KEF R3 speakers, Rythmik F12SE subwoofer, Audioquest Diamond USB cable, Gabriel Gold IC's, Morrow Audio SP5 speaker cables. Computer - Windows 10/JRiver, Schiit Magni 3+/Modi 3+, Fostex PMO.4n monitors, Sennheiser HD600 headphones
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  • VR3
    VR3 Posts: 28,782
    edited July 2003
    That right there makes us southerns look REALLY stupid.........

    :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
    - Not Tom ::::::: Any system can play Diana Krall. Only the best can play Limp Bizkit.
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  • organ
    organ Posts: 4,969
    edited July 2003
    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You guys are so mean HA HA!!!!!!!!!!LOL Hwy y'all maken fun o them boys for? Ah bet that ultament onkio system can send some golden trickle all over your dam ol' raunchy Pohlk syestem:).

    Maurice
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