Need help with pants

messiah
messiah Posts: 1,790
edited November 2010 in The Clubhouse
Hey guys, I'm having a little trouble putting on my pants, and you all seem so helpful, so I thought I'd ask how you do it. Do you prefer left leg first, right leg first, or do you go both legs at the same time? Please let me know, I had to miss work today because they told me not to show up without pants again, and I really can't afford to lose another job (it would be 4 in 2 weeks). Thanks in advance for your help! :smile:
"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
Benjamin Franklin, February 17th, 1775.

"The day that I have to give up my constitutional rights AND let some dude rub my junk...well, let's just say that it's gonna be a real bad day for the dude trying to rub my junk!!"
messiah, November 23rd, 2010
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  • halo71
    halo71 Posts: 4,601
    edited November 2010
    I'm a thinking you should either put down the bottle, or the pipe. Or both. :biggrin:
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  • Sherardp
    Sherardp Posts: 8,038
    edited November 2010
    So you showed up to work in shorts? Agreed perhaps a little too much drink bro.
    Shoot the jumper.....................BALLIN.............!!!!!

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  • Rivrrat
    Rivrrat Posts: 2,101
    edited November 2010
    I've found when I have trouble getting into or out of my pants it's because I've had a bit too much beer.
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  • falconcry72
    falconcry72 Posts: 3,580
    edited November 2010
    Forget pants; go skirt and never look back.
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  • exalted512
    exalted512 Posts: 10,735
    edited November 2010
    falconcry72 wrote: »
    Forget pants; go skirt and never look back.

    ITS A KILT!!!!:mad::mad::mad:












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  • inspiredsports
    inspiredsports Posts: 5,501
    edited November 2010
    Well, we had Mantis with his A itching not too long ago, so we might as well deal with your job/clothing psychosis now.
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,384
    edited November 2010
    I found Button Fly Levi's preferable to zippers, as I frequently go without my tighty-whities, and my rather large appendage gets stuck in zippers.
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  • messiah
    messiah Posts: 1,790
    edited November 2010
    Thanks for the suggestions, but after much trial and error I think I finally figured it out. It appears that you put your shoes on after you put on your pants. I'll try to remember this in the future. Thanks again for your help. :biggrin:
    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
    Benjamin Franklin, February 17th, 1775.

    "The day that I have to give up my constitutional rights AND let some dude rub my junk...well, let's just say that it's gonna be a real bad day for the dude trying to rub my junk!!"
    messiah, November 23rd, 2010
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  • fatchowmein
    fatchowmein Posts: 2,637
    edited November 2010
    messiah wrote: »
    Thanks for the suggestions, but after much trial and error I think I finally figured it out. It appears that you put your shoes on after you put on your pants. I'll try to remember this in the future. Thanks again for your help. :biggrin:

    Try baggy pants 3 sizes larger instead of skinny jeans and you won't have to change your pants procedure.
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  • zarrdoss
    zarrdoss Posts: 2,562
    edited November 2010
    fatchowmein wrote: »
    Try baggy pants 3 sizes larger instead of skinny jeans and you won't have to change your pants procedure.

    no you just need to keep pulling them up all the time, lol And remember also the banana hammock goes on the inside.
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  • kawizx9r
    kawizx9r Posts: 5,150
    edited November 2010
    Where can I find black paint? :confused:
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  • mdaudioguy
    mdaudioguy Posts: 5,165
    edited November 2010
    My mornings are often so crazy that I've occasionally looked down to check if I'm wearing mine as I walk from my car to my office. I'm not kidding. So far, I'm batting 1.000. :smile:
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  • messiah
    messiah Posts: 1,790
    edited November 2010
    kawizx9r wrote: »
    Where can I find black paint? :confused:

    I think I left the black paint in my other pants :wink:
    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
    Benjamin Franklin, February 17th, 1775.

    "The day that I have to give up my constitutional rights AND let some dude rub my junk...well, let's just say that it's gonna be a real bad day for the dude trying to rub my junk!!"
    messiah, November 23rd, 2010
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  • falconcry72
    falconcry72 Posts: 3,580
    edited November 2010
    mdaudioguy wrote: »
    My mornings are often so crazy that I've occasionally looked down to check if I'm wearing mine as I walk from my car to my office. I'm not kidding. So far, I'm batting 1.000. :smile:

    Nice average.:tongue: I never question my wearing of pants, but I have been checking my zipper frequently recently, as I've left it down multiple times in the last few weeks; I'd say I'm batting .750.
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  • punk-roc
    punk-roc Posts: 1,150
    edited November 2010
    I put my pants on one leg at a time.. only after I have my pants on, I make GOLD records!
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  • jimmydep
    jimmydep Posts: 1,305
    edited November 2010
    Try these on for size :smile:
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  • decal
    decal Posts: 3,205
    edited November 2010
    messiah,are you really PerfectCreature in disquise? Your threads sound just like his!!!!
    If you can't hear a difference, don't waste your money.
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  • mole'
    mole' Posts: 3,160
    edited November 2010
    weird thread........
    mole'
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  • messiah
    messiah Posts: 1,790
    edited November 2010
    decal wrote: »
    messiah,are you really PerfectCreature in disquise? Your threads sound just like his!!!!

    That's actually kind of what I was going for, thanks for noticing :tongue:

    It's been a while since we had a thread asking which way to wipe, how to do laundry, or what do do if someone is mean to you. Those threads always made me laugh, and I was in a silly mood, so I thought I'd share the love. Just like the good old days, right :tongue:
    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
    Benjamin Franklin, February 17th, 1775.

    "The day that I have to give up my constitutional rights AND let some dude rub my junk...well, let's just say that it's gonna be a real bad day for the dude trying to rub my junk!!"
    messiah, November 23rd, 2010
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,384
    edited November 2010
    mole' wrote: »
    weird thread........


    Pot... Kettle...


    Well, you know the rest.:tongue::rolleyes:
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  • inspiredsports
    inspiredsports Posts: 5,501
    edited November 2010
    Pants on the ground
    Pants on the ground
    Lookin’ like a fool with you pants on the ground
    Call yourself a cool cat looking like a fool
    Walking down town with yo pants on the ground
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