random thoughts

Disc Jockey
Disc Jockey Posts: 1,013
edited October 2010 in The Clubhouse
the clubhouse has missed out on a few topics lately

#1 Bob Guccione died last week - put both hands on the keyboard and give a shout out for one of the pioneers of ****.

#2 The whole Rand Quaid saga with the house squatting, hotel vandalism, and now seeking asylum in Canada - semifinalist for surreal hall of fame

#3 Lesnar getting his butt kicked last night - no complaints here

#4 Last, but not least - I left the screen door open while smoking some ribs and now I have a bird in the house - Is a badminton racquet the weapon of choice here?
"The secret of happiness is freedom. The secret of freedom is courage." Thucydides
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  • gdb
    gdb Posts: 6,012
    edited October 2010
    #4 Last, but not least - I left the screen door open while smoking some ribs and now I have a bird in the house - Is a badminton racquet the weapon of choice here?


    If you don't have a shotgun, it might work. All Hail Emperor Caligula !!:D
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  • wz2p7j
    wz2p7j Posts: 840
    edited October 2010
    Disc Jockey wrote: »
    #4 Last, but not least - I left the screen door open while smoking some ribs and now I have a bird in the house - Is a badminton racquet the weapon of choice here?

    It's not the bird's fault you were stupid enough to leave your door hanging open. If you leave it open again for a while the poor creature will fly out on it's own. :rolleyes::rolleyes:

    Chris
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  • exalted512
    exalted512 Posts: 10,735
    edited October 2010
    wz2p7j wrote: »
    It's not the bird's fault you were stupid enough to leave your door hanging open. If you leave it open again for a while the poor creature will fly out on it's own. :rolleyes::rolleyes:

    Chris

    I LOLed.

    If you dont have good enough aim with a bat, a racket should do fine.
    -Cody
    Music is like candy, you have to get rid of the rappers to enjoy it
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  • messiah
    messiah Posts: 1,790
    edited October 2010
    Beat the **** out of it and then throw it on the smoker. :D
    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
    Benjamin Franklin, February 17th, 1775.

    "The day that I have to give up my constitutional rights AND let some dude rub my junk...well, let's just say that it's gonna be a real bad day for the dude trying to rub my junk!!"
    messiah, November 23rd, 2010
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  • Disc Jockey
    Disc Jockey Posts: 1,013
    edited October 2010
    wz2p7j wrote: »
    It's not the bird's fault you were stupid enough to leave your door hanging open. If you leave it open again for a while the poor creature will fly out on it's own. :rolleyes::rolleyes:

    Chris

    Well at least the ribs are coming along nicely...and you're not getting any:p
    "The secret of happiness is freedom. The secret of freedom is courage." Thucydides
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  • grimmace19
    grimmace19 Posts: 1,429
    edited October 2010
    ^ If you need help I will hop down 25 with a shop vac... as long as I get some of those ribs!
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,697
    edited October 2010
    The Washington National Cathedral in D.C. has a grotesque of ..... Darth Vader.


    DarthVader.jpg


    Seems there was a contest for kids to suggest a figure for a gargoyle that depicted the face of evil.

    Darth Vader won the contest.

    Awesome.
    Sal Palooza
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  • Disc Jockey
    Disc Jockey Posts: 1,013
    edited October 2010
    mrbigbluelight wrote: »
    The Washington National Cathedral in D.C. has a grotesque of ..... Darth Vader.


    DarthVader.jpg


    Seems there was a contest for kids to suggest a figure for a gargoyle that depicted the face of evil.

    Darth Vader won the contest.

    Awesome.

    Actually, it (he) came in third.

    On an unrelated note, is it possible to derail a random thoughts thread?
    thread-derail-1953.jpg
    "The secret of happiness is freedom. The secret of freedom is courage." Thucydides
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,697
    edited October 2010
    Disc Jockey wrote: »
    Actually, it (he) came in third.


    Dang ....... you're right !

    http://www.nationalcathedral.org/about/darthVader.shtml

    Although The third-place winner was Christopher Rader, with his drawing of that fearful villain, Darth Vader. , the 1st and 2nd place winners withdrew their entries due to numerous death threats.

    [URL="[url]http://www.iamfullofmalarkeythisaintgonnawork.com[/url]"]PROOF[/URL]


    That link may not work due to mysterious forces surrounding that event. :eek:
    Sal Palooza
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,697
    edited October 2010
    Disc Jockey wrote: »
    On an unrelated note, is it possible to derail a random thoughts thread?


    Well ......uhm ....... kind of. :o

    But, being as I'm posting from work during lunch breaks, I reserve the right to include obtuse, obscure, skewed, and WTF under the definition of "random".


    Brock did get his arse handed to him, though. Didn't think it would be that lopsided.
    Sal Palooza
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  • Disc Jockey
    Disc Jockey Posts: 1,013
    edited October 2010
    mrbigbluelight wrote: »
    Well ......uhm ....... kind of. :o

    But, being as I'm posting from work during lunch breaks, I reserve the right to include obtuse, obscure, skewed, and WTF under the definition of "random".

    If you're working on a Sunday, you get all kinds of latitude.
    "The secret of happiness is freedom. The secret of freedom is courage." Thucydides
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  • wz2p7j
    wz2p7j Posts: 840
    edited October 2010
    exalted512 wrote: »
    I LOLed.

    If you dont have good enough aim with a bat, a racket should do fine.
    -Cody

    I've actually spent much of my life helping animals. Took another stray cat in tonight. My sister helps birds. It actually is a pretty good feeling to help a homeless animal.

    Think it's funny or cool to whack a bird to death with a tennis racket or bat, cool, if that's a good feeling for you, go for it. Not me. :rolleyes::rolleyes:

    Chris
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  • Disc Jockey
    Disc Jockey Posts: 1,013
    edited October 2010
    wz2p7j wrote: »
    I've actually spent much of my life helping animals. Took another stray cat in tonight. My sister helps birds. It actually is a pretty good feeling to help a homeless animal.

    Think it's funny or cool to whack a bird to death with a tennis racket or bat, cool, if that's a good feeling for you, go for it. Not me. :rolleyes::rolleyes:

    Chris

    Decaf

    The ribs were greaaaaaate. They also came off a dead animal.:eek:
    "The secret of happiness is freedom. The secret of freedom is courage." Thucydides
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  • Disc Jockey
    Disc Jockey Posts: 1,013
    edited October 2010
    BTW, bird flew out on it's own and will be welcomed back in when it's big enough to put on the rotisserie
    "The secret of happiness is freedom. The secret of freedom is courage." Thucydides
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