You know what's hard?
Jstas
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Trying to figure out who is crazy.
I was standing in line, waiting to order lunch and this woman who seemed kind of disheveled and wearing a coat that was a little too much for the current weather was seemingly talking to herself. Well, more like arguing with herself.
She got her sammich and turned to leave. I was the only one that stepped aside to let her pass. She looks at me, says "Thank you". She starts to step past me pauses and leans towards me, pulls the active Bluetooth headset out of her ear and says "Why's everybody staring at me?" I told her "It looked like you were shouting at yourself. Everybody thinks you're crazy." She laughed and said "So what's you're problem?" I looked at her for a second while trying to think of a good one liner but all I came up with was "I'm totally nucking futs and us crazy people stick together. It's like gaydar. We just know when crazy is sincere." She laughed again and said "You too much!" and walked away.
I was standing in line, waiting to order lunch and this woman who seemed kind of disheveled and wearing a coat that was a little too much for the current weather was seemingly talking to herself. Well, more like arguing with herself.
She got her sammich and turned to leave. I was the only one that stepped aside to let her pass. She looks at me, says "Thank you". She starts to step past me pauses and leans towards me, pulls the active Bluetooth headset out of her ear and says "Why's everybody staring at me?" I told her "It looked like you were shouting at yourself. Everybody thinks you're crazy." She laughed and said "So what's you're problem?" I looked at her for a second while trying to think of a good one liner but all I came up with was "I'm totally nucking futs and us crazy people stick together. It's like gaydar. We just know when crazy is sincere." She laughed again and said "You too much!" and walked away.
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You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
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Hahaha
This was needed on a Monday.
Sincere Thanks Jstas!
Where’s the KABOOM?!?! There’s supposed to be an Earth shattering KABOOM!!! -
phewwwww......I thought you were gonna tell us you just visited your doctor! :eek:--Gary--
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I think she was trying to make a pass at you.>
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do we know the bluetooth was connected to anything?
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I thought this was going to be a trick question.
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If this was any other forum I would have never dared clicking on this thread
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It's when I meet people like that lady that I find out they've got $10 million in the bank from some ingenius idea they had 20 yrs ago and sold for enough money to allow them to be nuts!
The rest of us have to maintain our sanity to keep a job and get by!DKG999
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phewwwww......I thought you were gonna tell us you just visited your doctor! :eek:
Come on, nobody else caught this in the thread title?? :rolleyes:--Gary--
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