Super villians everywhere, foiled again! UN talks of banning "blotting out the sun"!
Jstas
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In the news...
...Saturday, October 16th, 2010, the U.N. Convention on Biological Diversity announced plans to consider limitations if not an outright ban on sun shades meant to block out the Sun. In a new, kinder, more gentle era, neo-super villains such as Roger Angel argue that a sun shade would work quickly to reduce and even begin to reverse global climate change and that this ban is silly because it would prevent that. Still, there are Dudley Do-Rights out there like the ETC Group (Action Group on Erosion, Technology and Concentration: http://www.etcgroup.org/en/node/5202 ) believe such a thing is merely a band-aid in the fight against global warming and only masks the problem instead of solving it. Currently, the Convention decided to limit the technique until further research can be completed!
Will the sun shades succeed? Will the U.N. stop the dastardly evil geniuses' plans? Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion!
http://news.discovery.com/earth/blotting-out-sun-may-soon-be-banned.html#mkcpgn=rssnws1
In other news, after learning of the U.N.'s plans, Snidely Whiplash held a press conference to issue the statement "Curses! Foiled Again!"
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...Saturday, October 16th, 2010, the U.N. Convention on Biological Diversity announced plans to consider limitations if not an outright ban on sun shades meant to block out the Sun. In a new, kinder, more gentle era, neo-super villains such as Roger Angel argue that a sun shade would work quickly to reduce and even begin to reverse global climate change and that this ban is silly because it would prevent that. Still, there are Dudley Do-Rights out there like the ETC Group (Action Group on Erosion, Technology and Concentration: http://www.etcgroup.org/en/node/5202 ) believe such a thing is merely a band-aid in the fight against global warming and only masks the problem instead of solving it. Currently, the Convention decided to limit the technique until further research can be completed!
Will the sun shades succeed? Will the U.N. stop the dastardly evil geniuses' plans? Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion!
http://news.discovery.com/earth/blotting-out-sun-may-soon-be-banned.html#mkcpgn=rssnws1
In other news, after learning of the U.N.'s plans, Snidely Whiplash held a press conference to issue the statement "Curses! Foiled Again!"
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Sun shades??? Give me a break!Political Correctness'.........defined
"A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."
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