How do you brush your teeth?

Joe08867
Joe08867 Posts: 3,919
edited October 2010 in The Clubhouse
In the spirit of silly posts lately I thought I would ask a question to everyone that we should all know by now.:rolleyes:

So I have this problem with bad breath.:eek: I have a toothbrush and toothpaste but I don't know how to use them.:confused:

Can you guys help me out? I have Goggled this but can't find any answers.:cool:
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  • Knucklehead
    Knucklehead Posts: 3,602
    edited October 2010
    I brush my tongue with battery acid...bad breath gone.:p
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited October 2010
    Make sure to brush your tongue, use listerine after.
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • fatchowmein
    fatchowmein Posts: 2,637
    edited October 2010
    floss + scotch
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  • Joe08867
    Joe08867 Posts: 3,919
    edited October 2010
    Lets see, Brush Tongue, Floss, use listerine add scotch and repeat. do I have it right???
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  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 10,999
    edited October 2010
    Joe08867 wrote: »
    Lets see, Brush Tongue, Floss, use listerine add scotch and repeat. do I have it right???

    Yes after about 5-6 times, you won't care what your breath smells like! ;)

    I use a braun Oral B toothbrush. I floss. I don't rinse as I find it makes my mouth very dry. Visit the dentist for a deep clean!! it depends on what you eat as well.
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,384
    edited October 2010
    Lasareath wrote: »
    Yes, don't forget about floss

    Not sure about the scotch part

    The scotch works great, but I fail to see how thongs help.:p
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,384
    edited October 2010
    Willow wrote: »
    It depends on what you eat as well...


    I like PIE.:D
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,516
    edited October 2010
    I rinse with Hydrogen Peroxide.
    If...
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,808
    edited October 2010
    Toilet brush?

    What?

    No? Really?
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  • fishbones
    fishbones Posts: 947
    edited October 2010
    Gargle with Deoxit!
    ..... ><////(*>
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  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 11,144
    edited October 2010
    fishbones wrote: »
    Gargle with Deoxit!

    Funny:D

    Love the name and signature connection.:cool:
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  • fishbones
    fishbones Posts: 947
    edited October 2010
    tony millard wrote: »
    Funny:D

    Love the name and signature connection.:cool:

    thank you thank you :cool:
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  • jflail2
    jflail2 Posts: 2,868
    edited October 2010
    I just stick my finger in a jar of moonshine and apply generously to my tooth and gums. My tooth has a purdy sheen to it.
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited October 2010
    I hold the toothbrush in one position then move my head side to side to get all the teeth, then after rinsing, I hold the brush in place and move my head up and down to clean my tongue.

    It doesn't work very well but my neck muscles are nice and strong!:D
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  • bigaudiofanatic
    bigaudiofanatic Posts: 4,415
    edited October 2010
    Man we are really scraping the bottom of the barrel for subjects today.
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  • Toolfan66
    Toolfan66 Posts: 17,212
    edited October 2010
    I would have thought this would be a PerfectCreature post.... The dude is a trip with his posting...
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  • doctorcilantro
    doctorcilantro Posts: 2,028
    edited October 2010
    Yes, take care of the tongue sweater for sure.
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  • Fongolio
    Fongolio Posts: 3,516
    edited October 2010
    Wire brush with Drain-o, floss with piano wire.
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  • thsmith
    thsmith Posts: 6,082
    edited October 2010
    You're suppose to brush your teeth ?
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  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 10,999
    edited October 2010
    thsmith wrote: »
    You're suppose to brush your teeth ?

    You don't have to. You can wait then just soak them on your night stand!;):D
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  • thsmith
    thsmith Posts: 6,082
    edited October 2010
    Willow wrote: »
    You don't have to. You can wait then just soak them on your night stand!;):D

    Good one !
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  • messiah
    messiah Posts: 1,790
    edited October 2010
    Uh, with a toothbrush, the same one I use on my dirty shoes :D
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  • Mike Kozak
    Mike Kozak Posts: 931
    edited October 2010
    Dentist!!!!!!!!
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited October 2010
    ^^^^ UGH! I just blew my lunch all over the place!
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  • bsoko2
    bsoko2 Posts: 1,449
    edited October 2010
    Join the Marines! They will teach you how to ****, shower, shave, and brush your teeth in under 5 minutes.
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  • gdb
    gdb Posts: 6,012
    edited October 2010
    In the "69" position.:cool:
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  • TECHNOKID
    TECHNOKID Posts: 4,298
    edited October 2010
    Joe08867 wrote: »
    Lets see, Brush Tongue, Floss, use listerine add scotch and repeat. do I have it right???
    Drop the brush, floss and listerine and just stick to abondance of scotch and you will promptly forget about teeth and bad breath ;)
    Jstas wrote: »
    Toilet brush?

    What?

    No? Really?
    I prefer using small wire brushes and grinders on my dremel. My teeth are really shiny every time however, for some reason they look smaller and sharper than ever :confused::eek:
    Willow wrote: »
    You don't have to. You can wait then just soak them on your night stand!;):D
    I do that too :D
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  • Serendipity
    Serendipity Posts: 6,975
    edited October 2010
    Best...thread...ever...
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited October 2010
    Willow wrote: »
    You don't have to. You can wait then just soak them on your night stand!;):D

    :eek: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!:D:D:D

    Of course that will be AFTER they pull all of the original ones OUT, then take impressions of your gums 6 months later once they are healed, then fit you with your DENTURES.

    Just think brand new shiny teeth in (hopefully) less than a year at a cost of probably $6-10,000 dollars!

    Have fun!

    Me personally, I have used a powered toothbrush for years & get them cleaned every 6 months. With the exception of my wisdom teeth & my 2 front ones (implants) I have all of my teeth & have only had 3 cavities my whole life!
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  • ShinAce
    ShinAce Posts: 1,194
    edited October 2010
    cfrizz wrote: »
    With the exception of my wisdom teeth & my 2 front ones (implants) I have all of my teeth & have only had 3 cavities my whole life!

    All I want for christmas is my two... nevermind.
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