It sucks getting old

HB27
HB27 Posts: 1,518
edited September 2010 in The Clubhouse
I came home wednesday and went to make a pitcher of instant tea and couldn't find the jars in the pantry cabinet.
As I looked around I also noticed I was missing coffee and large cans of juice and vegetables out of the same cabinet.
I was pissed off thinking someone had come in and stolen stuff from my cabinets. Freaked out a little about it.
I went and changed locks, deadbolts, security code, and bought window locks and new sliding door locks. I spent a few hundred bucks to secure the cave again.
Mystery solved to my amazement.
I'd washed up a bunch of ball caps and my old USMC covers the day before and used the cans to "shape" my caps and covers.
It all came back clear as day once I'd discovered my memory ****.
I wonder what else I've forgotten now.
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  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,953
    edited September 2010
    I hear ya...there are times I can't remember my own phone number, but ask me about a song from 40 years ago, I can recite the lyrics like it was yesterday.
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  • bsoko2
    bsoko2 Posts: 1,449
    edited September 2010
    Yea, walk from one room to the other and forget what the hell you were looking for in the first place. Set down your coffee mug and later wonder where is it? Going somewhere and need your wallet, can't find it and after looking for 10 minutes or so, discover that it is in your back pocket. Good thing the SS and retirement checks go to direct depost.

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  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,953
    edited September 2010
    bsoko2 wrote: »
    Yea, walk from one room to the other and forget what the hell you were looking for in the first place. Set down your coffee mug and later wonder where is it? Going somewhere and need your wallet, can't find it and after looking for 10 minutes or so, discover that it is in your back pocket. Good thing the SS and retirement checks go to direct depost.

    Semper Fi

    LOL!! Done all that and more. Still,I love the age I'm at right now. I get to laugh at todays youth with great pleasure.
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited September 2010
    :D LOL! And they are all laughing at you since you wouldn't remember your head if it wasn't attached!:p:D
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  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited September 2010
    LOL :D love it, makes me feel younger.

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  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,953
    edited September 2010
    cfrizz wrote: »
    :D LOL! And they are all laughing at you since you wouldn't remember your head if it wasn't attached!:p:D

    Your right Cath...believe me,I've forgotten my head a time or two.:)
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  • dee1949
    dee1949 Posts: 1,425
    edited September 2010
    Know where you are coming from!!! But aren't those old "ViviD" dreams of times past ...worth it. Can remember kindergarten (1956) but can't remember names of neighbors!!
  • reeltrouble1
    reeltrouble1 Posts: 9,312
    edited September 2010
    try walking round a dark rabbit hole for a few years.

    seems I lose track of things more and more, I think a visit from an 18-21 year old in a thong might jar some things loose in my head....errr heads......

    RT1
  • bsoko2
    bsoko2 Posts: 1,449
    edited September 2010
    try walking round a dark rabbit hole for a few years.

    seems I lose track of things more and more, I think a visit from an 18-21 year old in a thong might jar some things loose in my head....errr heads......

    RT1

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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited September 2010
    If you would stop thinking about girls & sex every 5 minutes, you might be able to remember everything else!
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  • HB27
    HB27 Posts: 1,518
    edited September 2010
    cfrizz wrote: »
    If you would stop thinking about girls & sex every 5 minutes, you might be able to remember everything else!

    I'm not sure I could live with that trade off
  • warren
    warren Posts: 756
    edited September 2010
    I think we all live in the same house and don't know it....
    Some final words,
    "If you keep banging your head against the wall,
    you're going to have headaches."
    Warren
  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited September 2010
    hb27 wrote: »
    i'm not sure i could live with that trade off

    rotflmao :d

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  • bsoko2
    bsoko2 Posts: 1,449
    edited September 2010
    cfrizz wrote: »
    If you would stop thinking about girls & sex every 5 minutes, you might be able to remember everything else!

    What did you think about when you were a teenager? It never stops you know.
  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited September 2010
    HB27 wrote: »
    I'm not sure I could live with that trade off

    :eek::rolleyes::D Too funny!:D
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  • HB27
    HB27 Posts: 1,518
    edited September 2010
    cfrizz wrote: »
    :eek::rolleyes::D Too funny!:D

    I have mixed feelings about all this.
  • Ricardo
    Ricardo Posts: 10,636
    edited September 2010
    What were we talking about????
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 18,996
    edited September 2010
    I here ya' about getting old. I had planned on attending an Alzheimer's meeting the other day but I forgot when it was. Apparently nobody else showed up either.
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  • HB27
    HB27 Posts: 1,518
    edited September 2010
    I'm sure I'm forgetting about a lot of things as I get older. I'm in my 60's now but some things I hope I don't ever forget about. Then again...when/if I get so old not to be able to do anything about it...then let me forget..
  • camp21178
    camp21178 Posts: 273
    edited September 2010
    Funny posts. That's why I believe in the hereafter. Every time I walk into a room I wonder what I was "here after".
  • camp21178
    camp21178 Posts: 273
    edited September 2010
    treitz3 wrote: »
    I here ya' about getting old. I had planned on attending an Alzheimer's meeting the other day but I forgot when it was. Apparently nobody else showed up either.

    Alzheimers isn't all bad, every day you meet new people. My son said "dad what did you get me for my birthday" and I said, "Who the hell are you?"
  • dekuda
    dekuda Posts: 756
    edited September 2010
    Here is a little joke for us old(er) guys;)
    TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BORTHEL.

    THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED.

    THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK. I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM.

    THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

    THE MANAGER DOES AS SHE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.

    AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!


    DEAD, SAYS HIS FRIEND, WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?

    WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER.

    HIS FRIEND SAYS, COULD BE WORSE, I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH.
    A WITCH, WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU SAY THAT?


    WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW...... AND TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER!
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited September 2010
    HB27 wrote: »
    I came home wednesday and went to make a pitcher of instant tea and couldn't find the jars in the pantry cabinet.
    As I looked around I also noticed I was missing coffee and large cans of juice and vegetables out of the same cabinet.
    I was pissed off thinking someone had come in and stolen stuff from my cabinets. Freaked out a little about it.
    I went and changed locks, deadbolts, security code, and bought window locks and new sliding door locks. I spent a few hundred bucks to secure the cave again.
    Mystery solved to my amazement.
    I'd washed up a bunch of ball caps and my old USMC covers the day before and used the cans to "shape" my caps and covers.
    It all came back clear as day once I'd discovered my memory ****.
    I wonder what else I've forgotten now.

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I'm glad I'm not the only one! The other day I went looking for the milk in the fridge and found a box of cereal! After questioning my wife and son in a not so calm way (they have a habit of moving things around and not putting them back where they belong), it turns out when I used the milk and cereal that morning, I put the milk in the cupboard and cereal in the fridge!:o Luckily it was still cold.

    Needless to say I had to tuck my tail between my legs and go crawling back to my wife and son to admit the mistake and take back the 3rd degree!:D
  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited September 2010
    HB27 wrote: »
    I'm sure I'm forgetting about a lot of things as I get older. I'm in my 60's now but some things I hope I don't ever forget about. Then again...when/if I get so old not to be able to do anything about it...then let me forget..

    It's like Bill Cosby once said, "When we get older our memory moves to our behinds! You're sitting on a couch, you go into the bedroom to get something, you get to the bedroom and forgot what it was you wanted to get. You go back to the couch and as soon as you butt touches the couch you remember what it was you wanted!" LOL!!!!
  • HB27
    HB27 Posts: 1,518
    edited September 2010
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I'm glad I'm not the only one! The other day I went looking for the milk in the fridge and found a box of cereal! After questioning my wife and son in a not so calm way (they have a habit of moving things around and not putting them back where they belong), it turns out when I used the milk and cereal that morning, I put the milk in the cupboard and cereal in the fridge!:o Luckily it was still cold.

    Needless to say I had to tuck my tail between my legs and go crawling back to my wife and son to admit the mistake and take back the 3rd degree!:D

    That's the one! Same brain **** on my end.
    Seriously, I bought vitamins to improve my memory and keep forgetting to take them.
    I've turned into a creature of habits and when my routine is broken and I have to concentrate on a couple of things at once I'm prone to a fork up!
    And the "Fork Up" fairy has been visiting all too often lately.
  • bsoko2
    bsoko2 Posts: 1,449
    edited September 2010
    At least there is a good side to all of this. You only need one book to read, one movie to watch, and one song to listen to. Look at all the money you will save, however you do have to remember what money is.
  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited September 2010
    HB27 wrote: »
    That's the one! Same brain **** on my end.
    Seriously, I bought vitamins to improve my memory and keep forgetting to take them.
    I've turned into a creature of habits and when my routine is broken and I have to concentrate on a couple of things at once I'm prone to a fork up!
    And the "Fork Up" fairy has been visiting all too often lately.

    How about this one Harry. You decide on some bacon, eggs, scrapple and toast. You go to the fridge open the door, take the eggs out and place them on the counter, whoops I forgot the bacon, open the fridge grab the bacon and put it on the counter, whoops I forgot the scrapple, open the fridge grab the scrapple place it on the counter, whoops I forgot the butter, open the fridge grab the butter, place it on the counter. . .er um yeah frying pan, grab that place it on the range, **** the bread, grab that put it on the counter. . .by this time I'm so exhausted I call my wife and tell her there's all kinds of food on the counter and she need to put it away and then I hide!:eek::rolleyes:
  • HB27
    HB27 Posts: 1,518
    edited September 2010
    How about this one Harry. You decide on some bacon, eggs, scrapple and toast. You go to the fridge open the door, take the eggs out and place them on the counter, whoops I forgot the bacon, open the fridge grab the bacon and put it on the counter, whoops I forgot the scrapple, open the fridge grab the scrapple place it on the counter, whoops I forgot the butter, open the fridge grab the butter, place it on the counter. . .er um yeah frying pan, grab that place it on the range, **** the bread, grab that put it on the counter. . .by this time I'm so exhausted I call my wife and tell her there's all kinds of food on the counter and she need to put it away and then I hide!:eek::rolleyes:

    "and if you do get it to the stove you burn it"
    I was cleaning the controls on one of my old Luxman 3045s, cooking a late lunch for me and my son, and suddenly I'm reminded I'm cooking by the loud sizzles and smell of burning stir fry chicken.
    The controls came out smooth though I really despise TV dinners as "Plan B"
  • HB27
    HB27 Posts: 1,518
    edited September 2010
    HEY! BTW, I loaned out two phono preamps and I can't remember who has them. I figure that they're local. One is a Modded Realistic I hadn't even burned the caps in yet but the one I'm concerned about is my PS Audio PS III I had PS Audio rebuild and upgrade.
    IF you have them let me know. I don't need them but I'd like to know where they are. LOL!
  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited September 2010
    HB27 wrote: »
    HEY! BTW, I loaned out two phono preamps and I can't remember who has them. I figure that they're local. One is a Modded Realistic I hadn't even burned the caps in yet but the one I'm concerned about is my PS Audio PS III I had PS Audio rebuild and upgrade.
    IF you have them let me know. I don't need them but I'd like to know where they are. LOL!

    LOL!!! You need to start a thread like Doro did here;

    http://www.polkaudio.com/forums/showthread.php?t=105878

    I got a big kick out of that! Hey come to think of it he's only in his 30s:eek: