Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking
snow
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Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did. "Now we eat everybody." And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"
His wise father replied, "Because they taste better if you scare the shi* out of them first
REGARDS SNOW
When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"
His wise father replied, "Because they taste better if you scare the shi* out of them first
REGARDS SNOW
Well, I just pulled off the impossible by doing a double-blind comparison all by myself, purely by virtue of the fact that I completely and stupidly forgot what I did last. I guess that getting old does have its advantages after all 
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Hehe...:DPolitical Correctness'.........defined
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Lol, Good one Snow.Shoot the jumper.....................BALLIN.............!!!!!
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LOL thanks snow.engtaz
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That little quip wasn't discussed during "Shark Week"!
I guess that makes you smarter than the professionals.
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Hey, It makes sense from the shark's standpoint I guess.
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Funny!
But the exact opposite is true; mammals don't taste as good once they've run for their lives. True of deer, and it's VERY true of Antelope. Frighten an antelope before harvesting and you won't want to eat it. -
very good lol
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Good one!...and well timed based on the disintegration of some other threads going on right now.
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LOL!!! Good one Dan!
