Do you have a favorite episode of "Seinfeld"?
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I have to make a correction to my original post....
I actually had my back facing the TV as the rerun of Seinfeld was happening. I saw the beginning and then I started brushing out my dog's coat. But I kept hearing the dialog and I can't stop laughing
Another great episode was the one where George wanted to be Jerry's "latex salesman" for Vandelay Industries.
"And you want to be my latex salesman?...I don't think so." -
"No soup for you!...One year!!"
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George "You are so lucky to have access to my dementia"
Menage E trois episode
George "The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" George and the whale episode.
Man "Seinfeld's van, Seinfeld's van"
George "I think he is saying Son of Sam! I knew it was'nt Berkowitz!"
Police come to question Newman, he opens the door and says "What took you so long"
Lady working at Homeless center: to Elaine "Where are all the muffin tops? These are just stumps. It is bad enough we have people trying to strap rickshaws to our homeless people, and you try to give them the muffin stumps!"
The episode when George's apprentice joins the Van Buren Boys gang to strongarm George into letting him be a City Planner and not just an architect, was pricelist. -
George "You are so lucky to have access to my dementia"
Menage E trois episode
George "The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" George and the whale episode.
Man "Seinfeld's van, Seinfeld's van"
George "I think he is saying Son of Sam! I knew it was'nt Berkowitz!"
Police come to question Newman, he opens the door and says "What took you so long"
Lady working at Homeless center: to Elaine "Where are all the muffin tops? These are just stumps. It is bad enough we have people trying to strap rickshaws to our homeless people, and you try to give them the muffin stumps!"
The episode when George's apprentice joins the Van Buren Boys gang to strongarm George into letting him be a City Planner and not just an architect, was pricelist.
WAAAAAAAAAA!!! Priceless! Newman always killed me. How about his part in the "Bottle Deposit" episode, he was hilarious especially while eating dinner with the farmer and his hot horny daughter. -
hearingimpared wrote: »WAAAAAAAAAA!!! Priceless! Newman always killed me. How about his part in the "Bottle Deposit" episode, he was hilarious especially while eating dinner with the farmer and his hot horny daughter.
LOL, yeah that was a riot.
I still here Kramer, while protesting the bagel shop he is on strike from yelling: No Bagel, No Bagel, No Bagel,No Bagel! -
When Kramer was sueing a coffee shop for burns and he accepts the offer of free coffee before the executive can finish the offer terms, which included big bucks for his injury.Lumin X1 file player, Westminster Labs interconnect cable
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That was the one with the library cop as well IIRC.
Mr. Bookman (the library cop) to Jerry...."Let me tell you something, funny boy... You know that little stamp? The one that says New York Public Library? Well, that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole helluva lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before -- flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking... Why's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me.... Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world. What about that kid, sitting down, opening a book right now in a branch of the local library and finding pictures of pee-pees and wee-wees in The Cat in the Hat and The Five Chinese Brothers. Doesn't he deserve better? Look, if you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped. Or maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld... Maybe that's how you get your kicks... You and your goodtime buddies... I've got a flash for you, joy boy. Partytime is over." -
Back in 1974 I got a free pool table and put in the only place in the house my mom would let me put it, in the spare bedroom. The table was 8ft long but the room was like 10X10ft. So most of the time when we tried to shoot we kept banging the end of the cue stick into the wall. We did not know a meistro at the time so we ended up cutting and shortening two cue sticks so we could play. Well, my mom came in and saw a bunch of teenage boys and marks all over the wall and a big old Schlitz sign hanging on the wall and yelled "oh my god" . That episode brings back fond memories....... and no,we did not take are pants off to keep the crease:DHT System
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How about the smoking sections at Kramer's "we only have room in the non-filter section" Jerry's remark, "Wha what happened to your face it looks like an old catcher's mitt" or Jackie's when Kramer asked "do we have a case Jackie", Jackie, "your face is my case" then Kramer goes on to make the deal with the cigarette company to have the giant bill board of him in Times Square!
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Mr. Bookman (the library cop) to Jerry...."Let me tell you something, funny boy... You know that little stamp? The one that says New York Public Library? Well, that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole helluva lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before -- flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking... Why's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me.... Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world. What about that kid, sitting down, opening a book right now in a branch of the local library and finding pictures of pee-pees and wee-wees in The Cat in the Hat and The Five Chinese Brothers. Doesn't he deserve better? Look, if you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped. Or maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld... Maybe that's how you get your kicks... You and your goodtime buddies... I've got a flash for you, joy boy. Partytime is over."
Gut wrenching side splitting hilarious! That was a priceless episode!
How about the "Conversion" episode where George took the test (with crib notes on his hand) to become Latvian Orthodox and the old grey bearded priest says, "I've never seen such a results, you must be filled with the Spirit of the Lord!" George replies with his hand up (crib notes exposed), "Oh I'm full of it Father!"
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LOL, yeah that was a riot.
I still here Kramer, while protesting the bagel shop he is on strike from yelling: No Bagel, No Bagel, No Bagel,No Bagel!
Cool to see ya Venom. Where have you been lurking? Your demon pooch still doing alright - shooting lasers from its eyes and whatnot?I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore -
'shrinkage' The water was cold hehe, right up there with the lost in the parking garage and had to pee against the wall, what was the desease he had?? I think I have it, not the shrinkage.....;)
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'shrinkage' The water was cold hehe, right up there with the lost in the parking garage and had to pee against the wall, what was the desease he had?? I think I have it, not the shrinkage.....;)
Uromicitisis!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! -
Mantle, Dimagio, Ruth and Constanza ?????
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Kramer; "I sold the ticket to some nut in a clown suit!"
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hearingimpared wrote: »How about the smoking sections at Kramer's "we only have room in the non-filter section" Jerry's remark, "Wha what happened to your face it looks like an old catcher's mitt" or Jackie's when Kramer asked "do we have a case Jackie", Jackie, "your face is my case" then Kramer goes on to make the deal with the cigarette company to have the giant bill board of him in Times Square!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
That was hilarious too. My wife and I quit smoking and through the years we've seen people whos' faces are their cases for real. Catchers mit...LOL....We're so glad we could quit 12 yrs. ago.;)Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them. -
I love the one where George is trying to get fired from the Yankees in a blaze of glory so he defiles all the memorabilia and drags the World Series trophy around the parking lot with his car:
"Attention Steinbrenner and front office morons! Your past triumphs mean nothing!!! You all stink!!! You can sit on it, and rotate! This is Costanza, extension 5170!!! I FEAR NO REPRISAL!!!" -
Newman; "I'm a little insulted"
Jerry; "You're not a little anything Newman!" -
zombie boy 2000 wrote: »Cool to see ya Venom. Where have you been lurking? Your demon pooch still doing alright - shooting lasers from its eyes and whatnot?
Hi Z-man,
Thanks. My daughter was born in 2008 and had some medical challenges that kept me out of the loop. It seemed like while on hiatus, the forum went haywire for a while. It turned into an asylum, not Arkham, but audioasylum.com
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Superdog (Dugan) I am afraid is living in AK now. He was just too strong and hyper for a toddler in the house. It was painful, but we put him up for adoption and a family drove from Ak to FL to get him.
Hopefully thins are well on your end. You will be happy to hear that your PS2 slim has been deligated to dvd duty in my house and we use it every night to play childen's videos.
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Good to hear V. Congrats on the newest addition to your family! And as for Dugan... I'm sure he's having a blast wherever he is.I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
