Sat. Night Joke for the Texans
pjdami
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Okay. So this one is dedicated to my neighboring Texans here next to Louisiana. Yeah...ya'll know who ya'll are....
Remember this is all in fun now and not a personal attack on anybody. I think sometimes its good to joke about our heritage and where we come from....
Louisiana and Texas...well we've always had somewhat of a rivalry going on down here...
Okay, now for the joke.....
The Texan & his Truck
One day, Boudreaux was sitting on his porch and a truck drove up to Boudreaux's house and a man stepped out. The man introduced himself to Boudreaux, told Boudreaux that he was from Texas, and that he was getting some information about land in the area.
The Texan said, "Mr. Boudreaux, how much land do you have here where you live?"
Boudreaux said, "Mais, I have about two acres."
The Texan said, "That's not much land. Back in Texas where I'm from, it takes me just about all day to drive my truck down my driveway to my house."
Boudreaux thinks about what the Texan said for a while and then responds, "Yeah, I used to have a truck like dat."
Remember this is all in fun now and not a personal attack on anybody. I think sometimes its good to joke about our heritage and where we come from....
Louisiana and Texas...well we've always had somewhat of a rivalry going on down here...
Okay, now for the joke.....
The Texan & his Truck
One day, Boudreaux was sitting on his porch and a truck drove up to Boudreaux's house and a man stepped out. The man introduced himself to Boudreaux, told Boudreaux that he was from Texas, and that he was getting some information about land in the area.
The Texan said, "Mr. Boudreaux, how much land do you have here where you live?"
Boudreaux said, "Mais, I have about two acres."
The Texan said, "That's not much land. Back in Texas where I'm from, it takes me just about all day to drive my truck down my driveway to my house."
Boudreaux thinks about what the Texan said for a while and then responds, "Yeah, I used to have a truck like dat."
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