commercials.....

TroyD

Overseas, the only TV station you can get is AFN (Armed Forces Network). Now, AFN replaces all the commercials with inane things like state trivia, and public service announcements and so forth. I don't really miss specific TV programs (I don't normally watch much TV anyway) except for Emeril Live and Trading Spaces, but I do miss commercials. So, tell me, what are the funny commercials that I'm missing?

BDT

RuSsMaN

There has been a new 'Meow Mix' commercial recently.

Picture a big fat slovenly dude (like you) sitting in a easy chair watching the 'game'. The cat sees the lady (dude's wife) come home, and starts going 'Meow Meow Meow Meow' per the products jingle.

The wife immedialey feeds the cat. The guy is sitting there with a puzzled look on his face, then turns to his wife and starts the jingle himself 'Beer Beer Beer Beer'.

Pretty funny.

TroyD

FAT? 196 this morning and I had about a 3lb log in the chute. Man, I'm BUFF!

BDT

RuSsMaN

Ok, well think of Hoosier21 then.

3lb log? I've heard those MRE's are real colon-cloggers, must be true. Then again, there isn't much that's more satisfying than crappin a tall boy.

Cheers,
Russ

TroyD

Not to degenerate into a disgusting thread but having to use the can as little as possible is a good thing. Imagine having to crap at a gas station (in terms of sanitation) toilet everytime you had to drop the kids off at the pool. It's truly ruined one of the great pleasures in life.

BDT

F1nut

Originally posted by TroyD
Imagine having to crap at a gas station (in terms of sanitation) toilet everytime you had to drop the kids off at the pool. It's truly ruined one of the great pleasures in life.

I think we've got a new commercial in there.

polkatese

Troy,
you meant to say that our troops have not been properly potty trained?

TroyD

Well, in a word, YES! No wonder women ****. Christ, is it that hard to piss and actually get it in the bowl?? So, yes, potty training is an issue.

The other thing is, you've got about 10 stalls for about 1000 guys, so, even on a good day, you do the math.

BDT

Tour2ma

For the latest eye candy ads... Check out the catfight ones. They include a new one I've yet to see air here.
http://www.millertime.com/home.jsp

Two more that tickle me.

First has been on a while. It's a Miller Lite where a guy walk out his ftont door and a piece of guttering comes loose at one end, swings down and WHACK... right upside the head. Then same walk out this time to an old duffer complete with Kangol cap and plaid pants who say "mornin'" and then tees off right in the nads. Then same guy walks out steps out to get paper and is vaporized by lightning.

Break to three gals drinking ML and one says, "Those are good, but for cheating on me, he deserves something way more painful." Blah, blah, blah... then cut to the guy picking up paper in his yard when "phoooooooooooo" (sound of incoming) and piano bench crashes on frony walk by him... He looks up and piano flattens him. THE END...

And just tonite I saw a new Bud Light. Go here, then commercials… it’s the last one called, “Arms”. More clever than funny, but brand new.
http://www.budlight.com/

STUFFMD

We have this local commercial for a Chevy dealership.
A guys driving his new car from x-dealership and this guy in front of him is driving like an idiot...The guy in the new car honks at the idiot...so the idiot blocks the guy in, gets out of the car and starts yelling obsenitys and being a bigger idiot. So the guy in the new car pushes the Trunk Monkey button, A big old monkey comes out with a crowbar and beats the idiot over the head....
Commercial finishes with somthing like we'll do anything to get your new car the way You want it...maybe not so funny in print, but that really busts me up on TV.
Oh and one big American commercials you might be missing..The Summer Hooters commercials are out......Dam hate it for ya man.
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