my REAL WORLD confessional

Micah Cohen

I am not ashamed to admit (altho, of course, I should be) that I have watched every season of MTV's "THE REAL WORLD."

My problem is that I think I have finally fallen in love with one of the cast members. Hey, they are all -- and always have been -- complete idiots, the very worst of the gen X and Y human condition; complainers, babies, morons, wackos, closet ****, closet straights and totally effed up kids who should all be sterilized. (Why do I watch? Darwinian fascination. And ****. More on that in a sec.) But this season, the tenth season (ugh, I am old), has one chick who is so attractive to me that I have actually contemplated writing to her, or at least posting to the MTV forum or something stupid like that.



Well, you can see what attracts me right off, but she, Coral is her name, has really exhibited all the things that I fall for: Stupidity, outspokeness, a need for a father figure, the desire to be "saved" (by some knight on a white horse), and... Those.

The thing(s) that has me obsessed is that throughout the show everyone talks about all their "innermost problems and thoughts," and yet, this season, not once has anyone even hinted at or mentioned Coral's, um, "attributes." Every season, everyone in the cast is completely obsessed with getting laid, and this season no one even looks at her ample treasures. I can't get over it. If I were a guy living in the house, talking to Coral, I'd at least have to GLANCE at her chest. How come no one ever does? They are like the 800 pound gorilla in the room that no one wants to talk about. How come no one is mentioning these great things? You could get at least one whole episode out of this topic.

What can I do? I am really attracted to this girl, and "feel I've come to know her" over the course of the season. Last episode, she cried (over some nonsense, who knows?), and I just wanted to gather her -- all of her! -- up in my arms and comfort her.

I am WACKED!

Should I post to the REAL WORLD forum at MTV.com that I want to know why no one talks about her chest? (I also want to know, in case you're a sucker too and watch this stupid show, why the other stupid girl's makeup looks like a clown -- I hold a round red clown nose up to the screen whenever she's on and it makes me crack up! What up wit dat, yo?) That I want to get in touch (!!) with her, and be her boyfriend?

Don't flame me for watching this stupid-**** show. I know I'm dumb. But it's great birth control, this show. Anyone else ready to admit that they watch this crap? :rolleyes:

MC

Micah Cohen

WHAT THE HECK!? Why is the image link showing and not the damned image?!

JUSTIN!!

Fix this! What the heck!?

:mad:

Ron-P

Yeah Micah, I know how ya feel bud. I was just outside Winona's house last night looking around, trying to get in to see her so I could profess my love. Alas, the big dogs scared me off.

Now I just sit here in my car, using my lap-top, typing this and waiting....waiting....just waiting for her to come out. Damn these stale dougnuts and cold coffee. Man am I tired. But, if I fall asleep, I could miss that moment, that moment in time that fate might just allow our paths to cross.

I must have her.


Peace Out~:D

wangotango68

i have come out of the closet also i watch the real world to.
the show is a complete joke,but the corel chick is hot as hell
and the other chick is such a **** and all that makeup,it looks like a **** girl put it on. they say it is real..my **** you know they have a script somewere they follow.and don't you love
how they clown chick brings out the race card everyshow
what a copout. if only they had a adult real world that was on
when all the britney,justin and nsync fans are in bed.

scott:cool:

Micah Cohen

Lookit:



I hold this clown nose up to the screen every time she's on, and it just cracks me right up! (This image is a mock up of that, but it's funny.)

LOL!

You know, I do not believe there is a script at all. I just wish they would stop beating around the bush, and just get all the girls naked for once.

MC

TroyD

...or it gets the hose again.

whoa....dude, wake up and smell the restraining order.......

You are going to make some therapist feel very useful at some point.

I must admit, I haven't seen the show in a number of years but I got to think a pair of jumblies like that has not gone unnoticed.

Troy

Ron-P

I have never seen this show and the way you guys are talking about it, I do not think I want to bother.

Peace Out~:D

Ron-P

I gotta add, that pic of that chick sure looks like it came right out of a prono. Not that I would know what one looks like or anything.


Peace Out~:D

-justin-

The fact that Micah watches this horrible TV show boggles my mind!? He's got the same logic as my damn neighbor that complains about college students in the neighborhood, yet bought a house a block from campus. It just doesn't make sense! It's like, they like to be irritated, but hate it at the same time.

Get a fackin' life Micah. Stop watching the real world, go rent some ****, go meet some women -- anything but watch the real world and complain about it. Go install a stereo in your car.

Psychopath!

By the way, my idiot roommates watch the show, and I can't stand it. Although, I found myself watching temptation island 2 last night -- holy crap what was I thinking! That's the dumbest effin' show ever. The only reason (which is more likely in this show than the real world) is to see them in little bikinis. But when it all boils down, you have to sit through the BS to get a disappointing glimpse of some girl. I have more luck sitting on my porch in winter!

Justin : "Hey you, I’ve got vodka in here, you want some?"
Random Girl: "Sure! I’ll just call up some friends!"

~JB

Ron-P

To continue Justin's conversation....

Justin: "Hey, do you like my shinny car?"

Random Girl: "Oh yeah, I've never seen anything that small, but yet, that shinny before."

Justin: "Yeah, I polish it daily"

Random Girl: "Doesn't that make your arm tired?"

Justin:" No way, I do it so much, look how buff my right arm is."

Random Girl: "Are you single?"

Justin: "Of course, if I wasn't, do you think my arm would be this buff?"

Random Girl:" Ok, I'll be right back...."

Justin: "No...No...Come back, hey, I've got candy in here"

..........Off to polish the car


Peace Out~:D

TroyD

WAAAAHHH.... you guys are killing me over here!

Justin has a point though, some people are masochistic. They like to be irritated. I have known several women like this.....

Troy

-justin-

....to continue....

Justin: "Hey, it goes real fast"

Random Girl: "So I've heard...[disappointed face]"

~JB

Steve@3dai

....

Justin: "And my car has big headlights, kinda like yours"

Man, you talk about off topic hahaha

- Steve

Aaron

Those WRX's do have big knockers!

Aaron

-justin-

Hey Steve,

Have you looked into getting any other headlights for the WRX. I really like the JDM look, but the fakin' lights cost $2k or something crazy like that. They are HID projects, look very sick, but I can't see spending that much on headlights.

*** the saga continues...on..."The Real Justin" ***

Justin: "So, ahh, you wanna take a ride in my car?"
Girl: "Get lost loser!"
Justin: "You heard the girl Micah, get outa here"
Micah: "Ok...:("
Girl: "Thank god, but I meant both of you"
Justin: "Ok Paul, you gotta leave too"
Paul: "Damn!"
Girl: "That's better"

Ron-P

Justin:"Ok, lets go"

Girl:"Go.....Go where. We can't go anywhere in that little thing"

Justin:" Ahhh...C'mon, it's not that small"

Girl:" Oh, Justin you droped something, what's this...looks like a receipt, yeah its for one Sweedish made **** enlarger, signed by...you"

Justin:" I swear, that's not mine baby, it's Micah"

Girl:" Oh sure, blame it on the guy who stuffs with a sock....your mean Justin"

Justin:"You can tell he was doing that"

Girl:"Yeap"

Justin:"You know, I need to run inside real quick."
runs in house to remove sock

Girl:"WOW, that was fast, what did you do?"

Justin:"Just had to take something out of the oven"

Gril:"Your're cooking?"

Justin:"A...Um....not exactly"

Girl:"Hey lets go hook up with my girl freinds at the local pub."

Justin:"I can't"

Girl:"Why not?"

Justin:" I'm not 21 yet"


Peace Out~:D

Steve@3dai

Justin, you can get the JDM w/ halogens for much less. Or you can get the Morette conversion with HID for about 900 bones. I'm thinking of doing that, just have to pull $900 out of my lower cavity. Still haven't done the stereo install, going to do it next month

"The Real Justin"

---

Girl: "Oh, that's unfortunate, but also a good thing since I'm 15"

Justin: "15!!!? I swear officer, she looks 24!"

-click of cuffs-

- Steve

Micah Cohen

Aw, man... Tuesday night, I race home from sushi dinner for "The Real World," and it's nothing but chicks kissing chicks, chicks having sex, and then Coral (the well endowed woman pictured at the top of this thread) in a bikini... I mean, there is NO reason to be watching this stupid show. These kids are degenerates of the lowest kind. Where will it end? They should all be immediately sterilized. Is this the kind of thing we allow on MTV these days?

I can't stand it.

How do I get in touch with Coral?

MC

Hoggy1015

hey shes hot silly and can make you laugh, and you know alot about her alread

Frank Z

And you're about 5 years behind the times....

disneyjoe7

Damn he made me look

Danny Tse

I wonder whether Ron has gained entry to Wynona's place yet?

steveinaz

Micah,
REMEMBER: One guy's "dream girl" was some other guys "pain in the ****." My brother-in-law taught me that when I was 15.

TRUE stuff.

bobman1235

How the hell does a newbie dig up a five-year old thread and make an honest and pointless response to it? What could he have possibly been searchign for? It's not like threads from '01 just show up while browsing.

Strong Bad

Did you guys know the US landed astronauts on the moon. AMAZING! I have to go tell everyone! Neil Armstrong is a lucky guy.

John

steveinaz

Holy crap, I didn't notice how old the original post was...