So I ran over a scooter today

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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,808
    edited June 2010
    dkg999 wrote: »
    Security cams are a good idea. They sell rabbits at the pet store, that way you don't have to test your man-skills trying to catch one.

    Oh, I can get rabbits. I just gotta stop hitting the brake pedal and romp on the gas when they run out in the street in front of me. But a flat, rabbit pancake with Pirelli tread patterns across it isn't quite as intimidating I think.
    hearingimpared wrote: »
    Carrot, heavy box, string, stick, and patience . . . and there you have dinner or intimidation rituals!:D

    Should I giggle and talk like Elmer Fudd too?
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited June 2010
    Shhhhhhhhhhh! I'm hunting wabbits! hu hu hu hu hu!
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  • TNRabbit
    TNRabbit Posts: 2,168
    edited June 2010
    dorokusai wrote: »
    You should have ripped the head of a rabbit after you were done screaming....poured the blood onto your face and made your eyes really big as they gawked thru the window.
    Jstas wrote: »
    While that would be cool and all, I'm not that good at catching rabbits. I was gonna uncork the headers on the truck and standing burnouts in my driveway at 2 AM.
    zombie boy 2000 wrote: »
    All while screaming at the top of your lungs.... "I DEMAND ATTRITION FROM YOUR CLAN.... ATTRITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    That should get the point across.

    ..and don't' forget to "conveniently" leave voodoo dolls of each of them in a window facing their house...
    :D
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited June 2010
    http://www.elmerfudd.us/elmer02.wav
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  • TNRabbit
    TNRabbit Posts: 2,168
    edited June 2010
    hearingimpared wrote: »
    http://www.elmerfudd.us/elmer02.wav

    :D:D

    :p
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  • cstmar01
    cstmar01 Posts: 4,424
    edited June 2010
    ohskigod wrote: »
    meh, why tear up the truck and driveway. You can use a little trick of mine I like to call "Speedo Thursdays"

    I really hope that never would happen at Polk Fest, because then I'm for sure not coming...ever....


    and my parents had a similar problem with the next door kids. They would throw crap in our yard, yell insults at my parents and just be asses. Ended up the one day they even took a air rifle and shot at my mom when she was outside doing stuff.
    well the day after that the kid thought he was cool and decided to jump out in front of a car when on rollerblades (he was 16) and then was commited to a hospital for mental health issues as they thought he was trying to kill himself. That took care of the problem but we were very close to installing cameras after the air gun getting shot at my mom.
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,808
    edited June 2010
    Getting shot at would warrant not only an extremely violent response from me but also a call to the local police and charges pressed if the kid ever made it out of the hospital.
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  • Huck344
    Huck344 Posts: 453
    edited June 2010
    A few years ago, I had a problem with crows. While searching for a solution, I came across motion activated scarecrows that connect to your hose. Every time it detects movement, it sprays water at the movement. Now, the kids aren't crows, but it would sure seem fun to have the little brats soaked every time they stepped foot in your back yard. Probably would piss off pot head dad, but that's what they get for trespassing!
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  • ShinAce
    ShinAce Posts: 1,194
    edited June 2010
    Huck344 wrote: »
    A few years ago, I had a problem with crows. While searching for a solution, I came across motion activated scarecrows that connect to your hose. Every time it detects movement, it sprays water at the movement. Now, the kids aren't crows, but it would sure seem fun to have the little brats soaked every time they stepped foot in your back yard. Probably would piss off pot head dad, but that's what they get for trespassing!

    Pure genius! I say do it!

    1) get a sprinkler system
    2) get a motion sensor
    3) connect them together
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  • nedh84
    nedh84 Posts: 143
    edited June 2010
    After you collect evidence it doesn't hurt to talk to an attorney. Cops seem to do less and less these days.
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  • nedh84
    nedh84 Posts: 143
    edited June 2010
    I wanted to get a security system for my dad's store as we suspect his employees might be stealing. I'm thinking 2-4 cameras should do. Looking for a pretty cheap solution. Do you think http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/searchtools/item-Details.asp?EdpNo=6075590&sku=Q300-2654 is a possible solution? Should I by the components from monoprice instead? Lemme know what you think
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  • Mike Kozak
    Mike Kozak Posts: 931
    edited June 2010
    Do you like Dogs? I once had a Doberman and never had any problems with my neighbors. SHE was only 75 lbs!!
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  • nduitch
    nduitch Posts: 316
    edited June 2010
    Do you turn green when you get mad?
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,696
    edited June 2010
    dorokusai wrote: »
    You should have ripped the head of a rabbit after you were done screaming....poured the blood onto your face and made your eyes really big as they gawked thru the window.

    You know ....... people actually have to pay to go out and get good professional advice like this. Here ? It's FREE !


    Or you could post warnings around your property, "Beware of Dog". Insert a picture of this attack beast on the warning and the pothead dad will probably warn his kids to stay away from you.
























    KpupProper.JPG


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  • Rivrrat
    Rivrrat Posts: 2,101
    edited June 2010
    I had a problem with the neighbor kids at one of our houses. they had a habit of busting up or stuff, and like a good neighbor, I dealt with the parents (who were always apologetic), but nothing changed. They always offered to pay for the damage the little **** did, but they didn't have any money so I always just let it slide.

    So one day their brilliant dad gives them a saw to play with, and they decided to limb three of my pine trees as high as the could reach. I was pissed enough that I filed a claim with our ins co, got 1 grand for the damage, and the ins co went after them for restitution.

    That was the end of the kid problem, it was also the end of us being amicable neighbors, but that wasn't a big deal to me.
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  • madmax
    madmax Posts: 12,434
    edited June 2010
    These kids are stalking you.
    Vinyl, the final frontier...

    Avantgarde horns, 300b tubes, thats the kinda crap I want... :D
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited June 2010
    Huck344 wrote: »
    A few years ago, I had a problem with crows. While searching for a solution, I came across motion activated scarecrows that connect to your hose. Every time it detects movement, it sprays water at the movement. Now, the kids aren't crows, but it would sure seem fun to have the little brats soaked every time they stepped foot in your back yard. Probably would piss off pot head dad, but that's what they get for trespassing!
    ShinAce wrote: »
    Pure genius! I say do it!

    1) get a sprinkler system
    2) get a motion sensor
    3) connect them together

    Hmmm I think not! You would have the whole neighborhood of kids using it to cool off on a hot day like we did when kids with fire hydrants or just using it for the cool factor .. . .you have to get into the heads of these little hooligans.:eek:
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited June 2010
    mrbigbluelight wrote: »
    You know ....... people actually have to pay to go out and get good professional advice like this. Here ? It's FREE !


    Or you could post warnings around your property, "Beware of Dog". Insert a picture of this attack beast on the warning and the pothead dad will probably warn his kids to stay away from you.
























    KpupProper.JPG


    (appropriate undergarments applied to avoid charges of public indecency)

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! ROTFLMAO!!! You nut you!:D
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  • ShinAce
    ShinAce Posts: 1,194
    edited June 2010
    hearingimpared wrote: »
    .. . .you have to get into the heads of these little hooligans.:eek:

    Pedophile!

    ...j/k

    All you have to do when the sprinkler goes off is to toss a bag of flour into an industrial fan pointing at them! That will impress their parents!
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited June 2010
    ShinAce wrote: »
    Pedophile!

    ...j/k

    :eek::eek::eek: We have one of those registered Pedophiles living four doors down from my house. . . after talking with him (threat is more like it) after prancing around in his underwear at his bay window in front of my son, he doesn't even drive by house to get in or out of the development . . .he uses the backway! LOL!!! :D Pervert!!!:mad:
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited June 2010
    May I eat the small children that vex you and your yard?
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited June 2010
    lightman1 wrote: »
    May I eat the small children that vex you and your yard?

    You are one GRAVELY ILL guy!:eek:
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  • Ric5811
    Ric5811 Posts: 400
    edited June 2010
    woooo....hold on...this is the funniest fkcn thread I have read in a long time.....i needed that. Laughter is a good thing!
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