A Joke for the Day
HBombToo
Posts: 5,256
One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a
scary sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all
matted down.
We felt sorry for her and put her in a carrier and took her to the vet.
She had no name so we named her Pussycat. The vet decided to keep her
for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get
her.
My husband, (the complainer) said: "Ok, but don't forget to wash her she
stinks."
My husband and my vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my husband
El-Cheap-O.
My husband calls him El-Take-O. They love to hate each other.
Next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, which is
located next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of people
waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and in leaned the! vet; he
had obviously seen my husband arrive.
He looked straight at my husband, "Your wife's **** is finally clean
and shaved. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she's
pregnant. God knows who the father is!" And he closed the door.
scary sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all
matted down.
We felt sorry for her and put her in a carrier and took her to the vet.
She had no name so we named her Pussycat. The vet decided to keep her
for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get
her.
My husband, (the complainer) said: "Ok, but don't forget to wash her she
stinks."
My husband and my vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my husband
El-Cheap-O.
My husband calls him El-Take-O. They love to hate each other.
Next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, which is
located next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of people
waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and in leaned the! vet; he
had obviously seen my husband arrive.
He looked straight at my husband, "Your wife's **** is finally clean
and shaved. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she's
pregnant. God knows who the father is!" And he closed the door.
***WAREMTAE***
Post edited by RyanC_Masimo on
Comments
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPolitical Correctness'.........defined
"A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."
President of Club Polk -
Good one hbomb, Good one..........lmhinnyo:D"Its worked so far but we're not out yet."
"Hey big man let me hold a dollar" -
