Satan In Church

VR3
VR3 Posts: 28,784
edited February 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
It was Sunday morning. A large gathering of people were at the church. The Preacher was doing the serman(Sp), and all the sudden Satan appeared in place of the preacher. The whole church evacuated except 1 old man. Satan come down from the mound and walked over to the old man curiously. Satan said, are you not afraid of me? Nope, in a calm voice the man replied. Do you understand that I can kill you with 1 word? Yep, replying calmly again. Do you understand that I could put you in eternal misery? Yep, the old man replied again. Satan, furious by now, asked him Why are you not afraid of me? The old man goes, because ive been married to you sister for 45 years.
- Not Tom ::::::: Any system can play Diana Krall. Only the best can play Limp Bizkit.
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  • TonyPTX
    TonyPTX Posts: 545
    edited June 2003
    What's the longest two (2) word sentence?
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    I do.

    :D
    Damn....8 lines...I've gotta put my sig on a diet now....
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