Helga's Cruise
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HELGAS DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP
DEAR DIARY DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter decided on this all-girls trip.
DEAR DIARY DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today seems like a very nice man.
DEAR DIARY DAY 3
At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.
DEAR DIARY DAY 4
Won $800.00 in the ships casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.
DEAR DIARY DAY 5
Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship.. I was shocked..
Today I saved 1600 lives.
Twice
Over & Out,
REGARDS SNOW
DEAR DIARY DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter decided on this all-girls trip.
DEAR DIARY DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today seems like a very nice man.
DEAR DIARY DAY 3
At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.
DEAR DIARY DAY 4
Won $800.00 in the ships casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.
DEAR DIARY DAY 5
Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship.. I was shocked..
Today I saved 1600 lives.
Twice
Over & Out,
REGARDS SNOW
Well, I just pulled off the impossible by doing a double-blind comparison all by myself, purely by virtue of the fact that I completely and stupidly forgot what I did last. I guess that getting old does have its advantages after all 