Viking64

I learned years ago that wearing my football uniform to play hockey wasn't ideal because it looked really odd in team photographs.

Have you never heard of the famous DJ Dud?

Did you snub his invitation to the Chattanooga Kite Festival? It's no wonder he's pi$$ed!

That Scottish accent joke reminds me of another. An American tourist was in a London pub and he heard 2 obese women at another table speaking in an accent he had not yet heard. So he asks them: "…