**** Growth Patch Rx

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cykablja
cykablja Posts: 1
edited December 2006 in Basic Hookup/Wiring Questions
Why be an average guy any longer
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Beware of fake pills
Avoid enhancement pills
Don't be left out, join millions of men in the revolution
**** Growth Patch Rx
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  • janmike
    janmike Posts: 6,146
    edited December 2006
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    Reported.
    Michael ;)
    In the beginning, all knowledge was new!
    NORTH of 60°
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited December 2006
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    Now wait a minute...Let's give this guy a chance...:D
    Sharp Elite 70
    Anthem D2V 3D
    Parasound 5250
    Parasound HCA 1000 A
    Parasound HCA 1000
    Oppo BDP 95
    Von Schweikert VR4 Jr R/L Fronts
    Von Schweikert LCR 4 Center
    Totem Mask Surrounds X4
    Hsu ULS-15 Quad Drive Subwoofers
    Sony PS3
    Squeezebox Touch

    Polk Atrium 7s on the patio just to keep my foot in the door.
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  • BobMcG
    BobMcG Posts: 1,585
    edited December 2006
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    Anyway his user name could be changed to **** for his future posts?:rolleyes:
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  • millerman 3732
    millerman 3732 Posts: 1,488
    edited December 2006
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    hahahaha......you've got to be kidding me how do these guys keep getting in here?
    Casey
    H/T: Epson 6500ub
    Sony UBP-X800
    Toshiba HD-XA2 (HD-DVD, CD)
    Onkyo 805 (pre-amp)
    Outlaw 7125
    Polk RTi 10 (bi-amped)
    Polk CSi5 (bi-amped)
    Polk RTi6
    SVS PB 12 plus/2
    Velodyne SMS-1

    TV Rig: Samsung 50'' 4k display
    Polk Signa-1 Surround bar
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  • Libertyc
    Libertyc Posts: 914
    edited December 2006
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    Ordered.
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  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited December 2006
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    They own Polk Speakers, model # match serial #'s. Polk allowed they to just look around for a week, then be able to start a new thread.

    Well this a thought anyway.

    Speakers
    Carver Amazing Fronts
    CS400i Center
    RT800i's Rears
    Sub Paradigm Servo 15

    Electronics
    Conrad Johnson PV-5 pre-amp
    Parasound Halo A23
    Pioneer 84TXSi AVR
    Pioneer 79Avi DVD
    Sony CX400 CD changer
    Panasonic 42-PX60U Plasma
    WMC Win7 32bit HD DVR


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  • pearsall001
    pearsall001 Posts: 5,005
    edited December 2006
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    Libertyc wrote:
    Ordered.

    Me to but with auto ship. I don't want to ever run out!!!! LOL!!!! Who the hell thinks this stuf up?????
    "2 Channel & 11.2 HT "Two Channel:Magnepan LRSSchiit Audio Freya S - SS preConsonance Ref 50 - Tube preParasound HALO A21+ 2 channel ampBluesound NODE 2i streameriFi NEO iDSD DAC Oppo BDP-93KEF KC62 sub Home Theater:Full blown 11.2 set up.
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited December 2006
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    I like having a little dingus. I'm looking for a balls growth patch. I want big smooth, hard boiled balls.
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited December 2006
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    Man, they have a patch for this now? Beats the shots I've been taking...

    I mean... no wait...
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • McLoki
    McLoki Posts: 5,231
    edited December 2006
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    wingnut4772 wrote:
    Now wait a minute...Let's give this guy a chance...:D

    Ok then - send the patch to wingnut. If it works on her I'll buy some (Hell, I may become a distributor... ) :D:D

    Michael
    Mains.............Polk LSi15 (Cherry)
    Center............Polk LSiC (Crossover upgraded)
    Surrounds.......Polk LSi7 (Gloss Black - wood sides removed and crossovers upgraded)
    Subwoofers.....SVS 25-31 CS+ and PC+ (both 20hz tune)
    Pre\Pro...........NAD T163 (Modded with LM4562 opamps)
    Amplifier.........Cinepro 3k6 (6-channel, 500wpc@4ohms)
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited December 2006
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    :D WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!:D
    McLoki wrote:
    Ok then - send the patch to wingnut. If it works on her I'll buy some (Hell, I may become a distributor... ) :D:D

    Michael
    Marantz AV-7705 PrePro, Classé 5 channel 200wpc Amp, Oppo 103 BluRay, Rotel RCD-1072 CDP, Sony XBR-49X800E TV, Polk S60 Main Speakers, Polk ES30 Center Channel, Polk S15 Surround Speakers SVS SB12-NSD x2
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited December 2006
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    Dammit I just had the teflon rods installed and have to bend things under . . . geeze!!!
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  • Polkersince85
    Polkersince85 Posts: 2,883
    edited December 2006
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    I need some shrinking patches, I'm tired of hearing all those screams.:p

    On a side note, would these patches work with the "Rodeo" position? That's where you mount from rear and tell her she's better than her sister. You then have to hold on for 10 seconds before getting thrown off. :D
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  • michael_w
    michael_w Posts: 2,813
    edited December 2006
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    Polkersince85 wrote:
    On a side note, would these patches work with the "Rodeo" position? That's where you mount from rear and tell her she's better than her sister. You then have to hold on for 10 seconds before getting thrown off. :D
    Holy crap that was funny. I've never heard that one before... :D

    Best spam thread. ever.
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2006
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    want bigger junk ?

    buy a 500 wpc (ea) tube mono blocks..!

    Not only will it make you more of a man, you`ll not be able to get rid of your wood anytime soon...


    :D:p
    Cary SLP-98L F1 DC Pre Amp (Jag Blue)
    Parasound HCA-3500
    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
    Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
    Jolida JD-100 CDP
    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
    Adona AV45CS3 / 3 Tier Rack (Black /Gold)

    :cool:
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  • heiney9
    heiney9 Posts: 25,092
    edited December 2006
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    errrrr.........ummmm......like where do you have to put the patch? Do you apply it at full erection? Does the kit come with a measuring device for before and after? Is there a money back guarantee? Just what exactly does have to do with the enjoyment of audio? Will I have better hearing with a larger ****?
    "Appreciation of audio is a completely subjective human experience. Measurements can provide a measure of insight, but are no substitute for human judgment. Why are we looking to reduce a subjective experience to objective criteria anyway? The subtleties of music and audio reproduction are for those who appreciate it. Differentiation by numbers is for those who do not".--Nelson Pass Pass Labs XA25 | EE Avant Pre | EE Mini Max Supreme DAC | MIT Shotgun S1 | Pangea AC14SE MKII | Legend L600 | BlueSound Node 3 - Tubes add soul!
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  • Ricardo
    Ricardo Posts: 10,636
    edited December 2006
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    Can you make mine glow like a tube? I've always wanted that :D
    _________________________________________________
    ***\\\\\........................... My Audio Journey ............................./////***

    2008 & 2010 Football Pool WINNER
    SOPA
    Thank God for different opinions. Imagine the world if we all wanted the same woman
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2006
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    heiney9 wrote:
    Just what exactly does have to do with the enjoyment of audio? Will I have better hearing with a larger ****?

    the audible tones from the use of the patch should have a wider sound stage...the highs won`t roll off so much...better mids, and slammin bass..:eek:


    or not..!

    ymmv
    Cary SLP-98L F1 DC Pre Amp (Jag Blue)
    Parasound HCA-3500
    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
    Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
    Jolida JD-100 CDP
    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
    Adona AV45CS3 / 3 Tier Rack (Black /Gold)

    :cool:
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  • cnjvh
    cnjvh Posts: 253
    edited December 2006
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    "How did that get in there? That sort of thing's not my bag, baby!"
    No earth robot is going to tell ME which button to press!!

    --Stuff--
    Front: Polk Audio RTi12
    Center: Polk Audio CSi5
    Surrounds: Polk Audio RTi8 (x4)
    Sub: SVS PB10-ISD (Dual)
    AVR: Denon AVR-3805
    Blu-Ray: Panasonic BD30
    Display: Sony KDL-55NX720B
    STB: Xfinity X1DVR
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  • Maurice
    Maurice Posts: 517
    edited December 2006
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    wingnut4772 wrote:
    Now wait a minute...Let's give this guy a chance...:D


    LOL:D :D:D
    Everytime I think I'm out, THEY PULL ME BACK IN!!!!!!

    Polk 70's,40,30's
    Velo DLS 3500 Sub
    JVC 61" HD-ILA
    Sony DA4ES AVR
    Oppo 981 DVD
    Sony CDP-CX235 CD
    Signal Bi-wires
    AR ProII IC's
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  • dudeinaroom
    dudeinaroom Posts: 3,609
    edited December 2006
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    Polkersince85 wrote:
    I need some shrinking patches, I'm tired of hearing all those screams.:p

    On a side note, would these patches work with the "Rodeo" position? That's where you mount from rear and tell her she's better than her sister. You then have to hold on for 10 seconds before getting thrown off. :D


    Guy around here call that bronco busting
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  • PolkThug
    PolkThug Posts: 7,532
    edited December 2006
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    Now my **** won't fit in my wife's box!

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03/31/ebay_box_sale/
    Never Forget
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  • AndyGwis
    AndyGwis Posts: 3,655
    edited December 2006
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    PT, that was hilarious. Thanks for sharing. I hope someone won her box and is getting good use of it.
    Stereo Rig: Hales Revelation 3, Musical Fidelity CD-Pre 24, Forte Model 3 amp, Lexicon RT-10 SACD, MMF-5 w/speedbox, Forte Model 2 Phono Pre, Cardas Crosslink, APC H15, URC MX-950, Lovan Stand
    Bedroom: Samsung HPR-4252, Toshiba HD-A2, HK 3480, Signal Cable, AQ speaker cable, Totem Dreamcatchers, SVS PB10-NSD, URC MX-850
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  • MSALLA
    MSALLA Posts: 1,602
    edited December 2006
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    This may actualy get a good response form th waf.:D
    Michael


    Samsung 50" HD DLP
    Yamaha RX-V2500
    (2) Outlaw 200
    Adcom GFA 555
    Sony BDP300
    Denon 2900 DVD
    Lsi9's mains
    Lsi7's rear
    Lsic center
    12.1 SVS driver in 4.53 cuft. tube
    Harmony 880
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,295
    edited December 2006
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    PolkThug wrote:
    Now my **** won't fit in my wife's box!

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03/31/ebay_box_sale/


    Another solid entry in the "Top 10 Posts of the Year".


    GD that was funny. :D:D:D
    Sal Palooza
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  • critical_gp
    critical_gp Posts: 84
    edited December 2006
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    WOW :)

    I can actually hear the slaming bass now....
    Audio system lost to water damage... :(
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  • BIZILL
    BIZILL Posts: 5,432
    edited December 2006
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    3 of everything, please.

    POLK SDA-SRS 1.2TL -- ADCOM GFA-5802
    PANASONIC PT-AE4000U -- DIY WILSONART DW 135" 2.35:1 SCREEN
     ONKYO TX-SR805
    CENTER: CSI5
    MAINS: RTI8'S
    SURROUNDS: RTI8'S
    7.1 SURROUNDS: RTI6'S
    SUB: SVS PB12-PLUS/2 (12.3 series)
    XBOX 360    WiiPS3/blu-rayTOSHIBA HD-A35 hd dvd

    http://polkarmy.com/forums/index.php
    bobman1235 wrote:
    I have no facts to back that up, but I never let facts get in the way of my arguments.
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  • BIZILL
    BIZILL Posts: 5,432
    edited December 2006
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    cykablja, can i get some overnight shipping on this item?

    POLK SDA-SRS 1.2TL -- ADCOM GFA-5802
    PANASONIC PT-AE4000U -- DIY WILSONART DW 135" 2.35:1 SCREEN
     ONKYO TX-SR805
    CENTER: CSI5
    MAINS: RTI8'S
    SURROUNDS: RTI8'S
    7.1 SURROUNDS: RTI6'S
    SUB: SVS PB12-PLUS/2 (12.3 series)
    XBOX 360    WiiPS3/blu-rayTOSHIBA HD-A35 hd dvd

    http://polkarmy.com/forums/index.php
    bobman1235 wrote:
    I have no facts to back that up, but I never let facts get in the way of my arguments.
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  • Greg Peters
    Greg Peters Posts: 605
    edited December 2006
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    I can fully understand how a bigger package can help you achieve "basic hookup", so the thread is probably in the right place...just glad it's not in the Car Audio & Electronics forum.


    Will the patch contraindicate with Enzyte and cause elephantitus of the weiner?
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  • XJRGUY
    XJRGUY Posts: 258
    edited December 2006
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    I want my tweeter to be as large as my woofer!
    http://www.laspeedgarage.com
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