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    edited December 2006 in Basic Hookup/Wiring Questions
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    **** Growth Patch Rx
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    • Posts: 6,146
      edited December 2006
      Reported.
      Michael ;)
      In the beginning, all knowledge was new!
      NORTH of 60°
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    • Posts: 7,519
      edited December 2006
      Now wait a minute...Let's give this guy a chance...:D
      Sharp Elite 70
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      Parasound HCA 1000 A
      Parasound HCA 1000
      Oppo BDP 95
      Von Schweikert VR4 Jr R/L Fronts
      Von Schweikert LCR 4 Center
      Totem Mask Surrounds X4
      Hsu ULS-15 Quad Drive Subwoofers
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      Polk Atrium 7s on the patio just to keep my foot in the door.
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    • Posts: 1,585
      edited December 2006
      Anyway his user name could be changed to **** for his future posts?:rolleyes:
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    • Posts: 1,488
      edited December 2006
      hahahaha......you've got to be kidding me how do these guys keep getting in here?
      Casey
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      Outlaw 7125
      Polk RTi 10 (bi-amped)
      Polk CSi5 (bi-amped)
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      SVS PB 12 plus/2
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      Polk Signa-1 Surround bar
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    • Posts: 915
      edited December 2006
      Ordered.
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    • Posts: 11,435
      edited December 2006
      They own Polk Speakers, model # match serial #'s. Polk allowed they to just look around for a week, then be able to start a new thread.

      Well this a thought anyway.

      Speakers
      Carver Amazing Fronts
      CS400i Center
      RT800i's Rears
      Sub Paradigm Servo 15

      Electronics
      Conrad Johnson PV-5 pre-amp
      Parasound Halo A23
      Pioneer 84TXSi AVR
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      Sony CX400 CD changer
      Panasonic 42-PX60U Plasma
      WMC Win7 32bit HD DVR


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    • Posts: 5,110
      edited December 2006
      Libertyc wrote:
      Ordered.

      Me to but with auto ship. I don't want to ever run out!!!! LOL!!!! Who the hell thinks this stuf up?????
      "2 Channel & 11.2 HT "Two Channel:Magnepan LRSSchiit Audio Freya S - SS preConsonance Ref 50 - Tube preParasound HALO A21+ 2 channel ampBluesound NODE 2i streameriFi NEO iDSD DAC Oppo BDP-93KEF KC62 sub Home Theater:Full blown 11.2 set up.
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    • Posts: 17,986
      edited December 2006
      I like having a little dingus. I'm looking for a balls growth patch. I want big smooth, hard boiled balls.
      Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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    • Posts: 10,822
      edited December 2006
      Man, they have a patch for this now? Beats the shots I've been taking...

      I mean... no wait...
      If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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    • Posts: 5,231
      edited December 2006
      wingnut4772 wrote:
      Now wait a minute...Let's give this guy a chance...:D

      Ok then - send the patch to wingnut. If it works on her I'll buy some (Hell, I may become a distributor... ) :D:D

      Michael
      Mains.............Polk LSi15 (Cherry)
      Center............Polk LSiC (Crossover upgraded)
      Surrounds.......Polk LSi7 (Gloss Black - wood sides removed and crossovers upgraded)
      Subwoofers.....SVS 25-31 CS+ and PC+ (both 20hz tune)
      Pre\Pro...........NAD T163 (Modded with LM4562 opamps)
      Amplifier.........Cinepro 3k6 (6-channel, 500wpc@4ohms)
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    • Posts: 13,415
      edited December 2006
      :D WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!:D
      McLoki wrote:
      Ok then - send the patch to wingnut. If it works on her I'll buy some (Hell, I may become a distributor... ) :D:D

      Michael
      Marantz AV-7705 PrePro, Classé 5 channel 200wpc Amp, Oppo 103 BluRay, Rotel RCD-1072 CDP, Sony XBR-49X800E TV, Polk S60 Main Speakers, Polk ES30 Center Channel, Polk S15 Surround Speakers SVS SB12-NSD x2
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    • Posts: 21,136
      edited December 2006
      Dammit I just had the teflon rods installed and have to bend things under . . . geeze!!!
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      edited December 2006
      I need some shrinking patches, I'm tired of hearing all those screams.:p

      On a side note, would these patches work with the "Rodeo" position? That's where you mount from rear and tell her she's better than her sister. You then have to hold on for 10 seconds before getting thrown off. :D
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    • Posts: 2,813
      edited December 2006
      Polkersince85 wrote:
      On a side note, would these patches work with the "Rodeo" position? That's where you mount from rear and tell her she's better than her sister. You then have to hold on for 10 seconds before getting thrown off. :D
      Holy crap that was funny. I've never heard that one before... :D

      Best spam thread. ever.
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    • Posts: 5,550
      edited December 2006
      want bigger junk ?

      buy a 500 wpc (ea) tube mono blocks..!

      Not only will it make you more of a man, you`ll not be able to get rid of your wood anytime soon...


      :D:p
      Cary SLP-98L F1 DC Pre Amp (Jag Blue)
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    • Posts: 25,255
      edited December 2006
      errrrr.........ummmm......like where do you have to put the patch? Do you apply it at full erection? Does the kit come with a measuring device for before and after? Is there a money back guarantee? Just what exactly does have to do with the enjoyment of audio? Will I have better hearing with a larger ****?
      "Appreciation of audio is a completely subjective human experience. Measurements can provide a measure of insight, but are no substitute for human judgment. Why are we looking to reduce a subjective experience to objective criteria anyway? The subtleties of music and audio reproduction are for those who appreciate it. Differentiation by numbers is for those who do not".--Nelson Pass Pass Labs XA25 | EE Avant Pre | EE Mini Max Supreme DAC | MIT Shotgun S1 | Puritan Audio PSM136 Pwr Condtioner & Classic PC's | Legend L600 | BlueSound Node3 - Tubes add soul!
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    • Posts: 10,636
      edited December 2006
      Can you make mine glow like a tube? I've always wanted that :D
      _________________________________________________
      ***\\\\\........................... My Audio Journey ............................./////***

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      Thank God for different opinions. Imagine the world if we all wanted the same woman
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    • Posts: 5,550
      edited December 2006
      heiney9 wrote:
      Just what exactly does have to do with the enjoyment of audio? Will I have better hearing with a larger ****?

      the audible tones from the use of the patch should have a wider sound stage...the highs won`t roll off so much...better mids, and slammin bass..:eek:


      or not..!

      ymmv
      Cary SLP-98L F1 DC Pre Amp (Jag Blue)
      Parasound HCA-3500
      Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
      Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
      Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
      Jolida JD-100 CDP
      Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
      SVS PC-Ultra Sub
      AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
      MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
      AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
      PS Audio Plus Power Cords
      Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
      Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
      Adona AV45CS3 / 3 Tier Rack (Black /Gold)

      :cool:
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    • Posts: 253
      edited December 2006
      "How did that get in there? That sort of thing's not my bag, baby!"
      No earth robot is going to tell ME which button to press!!

      --Stuff--
      Front: Polk Audio RTi12
      Center: Polk Audio CSi5
      Surrounds: Polk Audio RTi8 (x4)
      Sub: SVS PB10-ISD (Dual)
      AVR: Denon AVR-3805
      Blu-Ray: Panasonic BD30
      Display: Sony KDL-55NX720B
      STB: Xfinity X1DVR
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    • Posts: 517
      edited December 2006
      wingnut4772 wrote:
      Now wait a minute...Let's give this guy a chance...:D


      LOL:D :D:D
      Everytime I think I'm out, THEY PULL ME BACK IN!!!!!!

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    • Posts: 3,609
      edited December 2006
      Polkersince85 wrote:
      I need some shrinking patches, I'm tired of hearing all those screams.:p

      On a side note, would these patches work with the "Rodeo" position? That's where you mount from rear and tell her she's better than her sister. You then have to hold on for 10 seconds before getting thrown off. :D


      Guy around here call that bronco busting
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    • Posts: 7,532
      edited December 2006
      Now my **** won't fit in my wife's box!

      http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03/31/ebay_box_sale/
      Never Forget
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    • Posts: 3,655
      edited December 2006
      PT, that was hilarious. Thanks for sharing. I hope someone won her box and is getting good use of it.
      Stereo Rig: Hales Revelation 3, Musical Fidelity CD-Pre 24, Forte Model 3 amp, Lexicon RT-10 SACD, MMF-5 w/speedbox, Forte Model 2 Phono Pre, Cardas Crosslink, APC H15, URC MX-950, Lovan Stand
      Bedroom: Samsung HPR-4252, Toshiba HD-A2, HK 3480, Signal Cable, AQ speaker cable, Totem Dreamcatchers, SVS PB10-NSD, URC MX-850
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    • Posts: 1,602
      edited December 2006
      This may actualy get a good response form th waf.:D
      Michael


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      (2) Outlaw 200
      Adcom GFA 555
      Sony BDP300
      Denon 2900 DVD
      Lsi9's mains
      Lsi7's rear
      Lsic center
      12.1 SVS driver in 4.53 cuft. tube
      Harmony 880
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    • Posts: 9,878
      edited December 2006
      PolkThug wrote:
      Now my **** won't fit in my wife's box!

      http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03/31/ebay_box_sale/


      Another solid entry in the "Top 10 Posts of the Year".


      GD that was funny. :D:D:D
      Sal Palooza
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    • Posts: 84
      edited December 2006
      WOW :)

      I can actually hear the slaming bass now....
      Audio system lost to water damage... :(
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    • Posts: 5,432
      edited December 2006
      3 of everything, please.

      POLK SDA-SRS 1.2TL -- ADCOM GFA-5802
      PANASONIC PT-AE4000U -- DIY WILSONART DW 135" 2.35:1 SCREEN
       ONKYO TX-SR805
      CENTER: CSI5
      MAINS: RTI8'S
      SURROUNDS: RTI8'S
      7.1 SURROUNDS: RTI6'S
      SUB: SVS PB12-PLUS/2 (12.3 series)
      XBOX 360      WiiPS3/blu-rayTOSHIBA HD-A35 hd dvd

      http://polkarmy.com/forums/index.php
      bobman1235 wrote:
      I have no facts to back that up, but I never let facts get in the way of my arguments.
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    • Posts: 5,432
      edited December 2006
      cykablja, can i get some overnight shipping on this item?

      POLK SDA-SRS 1.2TL -- ADCOM GFA-5802
      PANASONIC PT-AE4000U -- DIY WILSONART DW 135" 2.35:1 SCREEN
       ONKYO TX-SR805
      CENTER: CSI5
      MAINS: RTI8'S
      SURROUNDS: RTI8'S
      7.1 SURROUNDS: RTI6'S
      SUB: SVS PB12-PLUS/2 (12.3 series)
      XBOX 360      WiiPS3/blu-rayTOSHIBA HD-A35 hd dvd

      http://polkarmy.com/forums/index.php
      bobman1235 wrote:
      I have no facts to back that up, but I never let facts get in the way of my arguments.
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    • Posts: 605
      edited December 2006
      I can fully understand how a bigger package can help you achieve "basic hookup", so the thread is probably in the right place...just glad it's not in the Car Audio & Electronics forum.


      Will the patch contraindicate with Enzyte and cause elephantitus of the weiner?
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      edited December 2006
      I want my tweeter to be as large as my woofer!
      http://www.laspeedgarage.com
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