Also Rodney Dangerfield. The good ole days when you could tell jokes like that on TV and not worry about some sort of sexual related law suit.
Yep, my name really is Bob.
Parasound HCA1500(indoor sound) and HCA1000(outdoor sound), Dynaco PAS4, Denon DP1200 w/Shure V15 Type V and Jico SAS stylus, Oppo BDP93, Marantz UD7007, modded Polk SDA 2B.
The Gear... Carver "Statement" Mono-blocks, TriangleArt Reference SE with Pass Labs Xono Phono Preamp, Walker Precision Motor Drive, ClearAudio Goldfinger Statement V2 cartridge and Origin Conqueror Mk3c tonearm, Polk Audio "Signature" Reference Series 1.2TL with complete mods, Pass Labs X0.2 three chassis preamp, PS Audio PerfectWave DAC MkII, Pioneer Elite SC-LX701, Oppo UDP-205 4K Blu-ray player, Sony XBR70x850B 4k, Polk audio AB800 "in-wall" surrounds.
“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book has been rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered…History has stopped. Nothing exists except the endless present in which the party is always right” — George Orwell
“If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.”
A State Trooper pulled an 87 yr old woman over for speeding. As he looked at her drivers license he was surprised to notice that attached to it was a conceal weapon permit. Taken aback, he couldn't help but ask if she had a gun in her possession. She replied in her crackly voice that she indeed did have a 45 automatic in her glove compartment. The trooper then asked if she had any other weapons to which she replied that she also had a 9mm Glock in her center console. The shocked trooper asked if that was all and the little old lady held up her purse and replied, "Well, I do keep a 38 special in my purse." Finally the astonished trooper asked, "What are you afraid of..? and the little old lady smiled and replied, "Not a Freaking thing."
Yep, my name really is Bob.
Parasound HCA1500(indoor sound) and HCA1000(outdoor sound), Dynaco PAS4, Denon DP1200 w/Shure V15 Type V and Jico SAS stylus, Oppo BDP93, Marantz UD7007, modded Polk SDA 2B.
4 Husbands
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered.
"Interesting," the newsman thought.
He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
(Wait for it)
She smiled and explained,
"I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
(Oh, just hush-up and send this one on to somebody who needs a laugh.)
Some final words,
"If you keep banging your head against the wall,
you're going to have headaches."
Warren
A man went up to St Perter at the gates of heaven.
St. Peter asked him if he had done any good will for others.
The man thought for a minute and said he sure had. What did you do asked St. Peter.
The man proudly spoke of helping this young woman out who was being harassed by some rough biker dude.
What did you do for her? St. Peter asked.
The man said he went up to the biker, told him to lay-off her. The man said he saw the biker get mad so he had to escalate the order with actions. He said he punched the biker in the face, kicked him in his jewels, and when the biker bent over a little, he yanked the nose ring out from his nose.
St Peter said...Impressive, and when did this happen in your life?
He answered...a few minutes ago.
Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
Yep, my name really is Bob.
Parasound HCA1500(indoor sound) and HCA1000(outdoor sound), Dynaco PAS4, Denon DP1200 w/Shure V15 Type V and Jico SAS stylus, Oppo BDP93, Marantz UD7007, modded Polk SDA 2B.
I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people but, most of them don't work.
Yep, my name really is Bob.
Parasound HCA1500(indoor sound) and HCA1000(outdoor sound), Dynaco PAS4, Denon DP1200 w/Shure V15 Type V and Jico SAS stylus, Oppo BDP93, Marantz UD7007, modded Polk SDA 2B.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Don't you have a day job or something?
The Gear... Carver "Statement" Mono-blocks, TriangleArt Reference SE with Pass Labs Xono Phono Preamp, Walker Precision Motor Drive, ClearAudio Goldfinger Statement V2 cartridge and Origin Conqueror Mk3c tonearm, Polk Audio "Signature" Reference Series 1.2TL with complete mods, Pass Labs X0.2 three chassis preamp, PS Audio PerfectWave DAC MkII, Pioneer Elite SC-LX701, Oppo UDP-205 4K Blu-ray player, Sony XBR70x850B 4k, Polk audio AB800 "in-wall" surrounds.
“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book has been rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered…History has stopped. Nothing exists except the endless present in which the party is always right” — George Orwell
“If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.”
Comments
Here to pick your brain & steal your cookies
Shifting to Plan B+
Parasound HCA1500(indoor sound) and HCA1000(outdoor sound), Dynaco PAS4, Denon DP1200 w/Shure V15 Type V and Jico SAS stylus, Oppo BDP93, Marantz UD7007, modded Polk SDA 2B.
“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book has been rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered…History has stopped. Nothing exists except the endless present in which the party is always right” — George Orwell
“If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.”
Here to pick your brain & steal your cookies
Shifting to Plan B+
Eastern Electric MiniMax tube CDP | Music Hall MMF-5 | Goldring 1042 | Bottlehead Reduction | Joule Electra LA-100 MKIII | DCM 75+75 amp | Polk SDA 2B with Larry's Rings, silk dome tweeters and crossover upgrades | All cabling PS Audio Statement
Eastern Electric MiniMax tube CDP | Music Hall MMF-5 | Goldring 1042 | Bottlehead Reduction | Joule Electra LA-100 MKIII | DCM 75+75 amp | Polk SDA 2B with Larry's Rings, silk dome tweeters and crossover upgrades | All cabling PS Audio Statement
Parasound HCA1500(indoor sound) and HCA1000(outdoor sound), Dynaco PAS4, Denon DP1200 w/Shure V15 Type V and Jico SAS stylus, Oppo BDP93, Marantz UD7007, modded Polk SDA 2B.
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered.
"Interesting," the newsman thought.
He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
(Wait for it)
She smiled and explained,
"I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
(Oh, just hush-up and send this one on to somebody who needs a laugh.)
"If you keep banging your head against the wall,
you're going to have headaches."
Warren
St. Peter asked him if he had done any good will for others.
The man thought for a minute and said he sure had. What did you do asked St. Peter.
The man proudly spoke of helping this young woman out who was being harassed by some rough biker dude.
What did you do for her? St. Peter asked.
The man said he went up to the biker, told him to lay-off her. The man said he saw the biker get mad so he had to escalate the order with actions. He said he punched the biker in the face, kicked him in his jewels, and when the biker bent over a little, he yanked the nose ring out from his nose.
St Peter said...Impressive, and when did this happen in your life?
He answered...a few minutes ago.
Parasound HCA1500(indoor sound) and HCA1000(outdoor sound), Dynaco PAS4, Denon DP1200 w/Shure V15 Type V and Jico SAS stylus, Oppo BDP93, Marantz UD7007, modded Polk SDA 2B.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.
swear I’ve never met herbivore
I know a guy who’s addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can
stop any time
Parasound HCA1500(indoor sound) and HCA1000(outdoor sound), Dynaco PAS4, Denon DP1200 w/Shure V15 Type V and Jico SAS stylus, Oppo BDP93, Marantz UD7007, modded Polk SDA 2B.
A will is a dead giveaway.
recovered.
He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed.
Eastern Electric MiniMax tube CDP | Music Hall MMF-5 | Goldring 1042 | Bottlehead Reduction | Joule Electra LA-100 MKIII | DCM 75+75 amp | Polk SDA 2B with Larry's Rings, silk dome tweeters and crossover upgrades | All cabling PS Audio Statement
OMG. GROAN!!!
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
barium..I am stealing this one thx!
......got any more ? 😁
Here to pick your brain & steal your cookies
Shifting to Plan B+
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Eastern Electric MiniMax tube CDP | Music Hall MMF-5 | Goldring 1042 | Bottlehead Reduction | Joule Electra LA-100 MKIII | DCM 75+75 amp | Polk SDA 2B with Larry's Rings, silk dome tweeters and crossover upgrades | All cabling PS Audio Statement
Don't you have a day job or something?
“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book has been rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered…History has stopped. Nothing exists except the endless present in which the party is always right” — George Orwell
“If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.”