What are some of the funniest song lyrics you've heard?

Last night I heard the phrase "You've got a head full of someone dreadful." LOL
Turns out it's from "Everybody Needs A Best Friend."
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 22,978
    AC/DC’s “Big Balls”...
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  • SCompRacer
    SCompRacer Posts: 7,206
    Zappa, Bobby Brown Goes Down.

    It's not G rated though....

    She had my **** in a vice, but she left the ****, I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick.
    Make yourself necessary to someone. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 9,839

    Lyrics
    Dreamed I was an Eskimo
    Frozen wind began to blow
    Under my boots and around my toes
    The frost that bit the ground below
    It was a hundred degrees below zero
    And my mama cried
    And my mama cried
    Nanook, a-no-no
    Nanook, a-no-no
    Don't be a naughty Eskimo
    Save your money, don't go to the show
    Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh
    Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh
    Well I turned around and I said ho, ho
    And the northern lights commenced to glow
    And she said, with a tear in her eye
    Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow
    Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow
    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 22,978
    edited August 2018
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  • mlistens03
    mlistens03 Posts: 2,751
    Johnny Cash, A Boy Named Sue.
    Close second, CCR, Bad Moon Rising.
    “Theeeerrrress, a bathroom, on the right”
  • msg
    msg Posts: 6,551
    "Take a drunk girl home", whoever sings that song.
    Like I need instructions for that.

    Jimi Hendrix - "S'cuse meee, while I kiss this guy"
    I disabled signatures.
  • verb
    verb Posts: 9,890
    Weird Al Yankovich comes to mind. Most of it overdone, but heck, Eat it! :smile:
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  • erniejade
    erniejade Posts: 5,612
    In karaoke i sometimes sing da vinci notebook. The song is called Enormous. Google it!
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  • pitdogg2
    pitdogg2 Posts: 19,077
    msg wrote: »
    "Take a drunk girl home", whoever sings that song.
    Like I need instructions for that.

    Jimi Hendrix - "S'cuse meee, while I kiss this guy"

    I think the Jimi Hendrix lyric is wrong...
    I know that is what most think it is..
  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 10,383
    msg wrote: »
    "Take a drunk girl home", whoever sings that song.
    Like I need instructions for that.

    Jimi Hendrix - "S'cuse meee, while I kiss this guy"

    At least Hendrix is polite about it.

    I can't believe that's what people think he says.
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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 27,816
    it's a Mondegreen :)

    http://www.uh.edu/~mbarber/mondegreens.html

    you know, like Creedence Clearwater Revival:
    There's a bathroom on the right
  • Viking64
    Viking64 Posts: 5,554
    edited August 2018
    mhardy6647 wrote: »
    it's a Mondegreen :)

    http://www.uh.edu/~mbarber/mondegreens.html

    you know, like Creedence Clearwater Revival:
    There's a bathroom on the right

    Speaking of CCR mondegreens, here's a whole (albeit short) song of them:

    Post edited by Viking64 on
  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 27,816
    And, of course, there was the great Joe Cocker, who, in his prime, was his very own mondegreen generator.

  • Msabot1
    Msabot1 Posts: 2,098
    Don't know about you guys..but The Mothers Live 1971's dialogue is a side splitter..also some dang fine jams on that record too..
  • teekay0007
    teekay0007 Posts: 2,292
    Trace Adkins' Honky Tonk Bedonkadonk:

    'Honky tonk badonkadonk
    Keepin' perfect rhythm make you want to swing along
    Got it goin' on like Donkey Kong
    And ooh well shut my mouth, slap your grandma
    There ought to be a law, get the sheriff on the phone
    Lord have mercy how'd she even get them britches on
    With that honky tonk badonkadonk,

    Aww, son
  • Nhpenn
    Nhpenn Posts: 56
    Alice's Restaurant by Arlo Guthrie
  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,414
    Jim Staffords My Girl Bill. This song confused the *ell out of me as a kid! LOL.
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  • trav0810
    trav0810 Posts: 1,056
    Tony M wrote: »

    Lyrics
    Dreamed I was an Eskimo
    Frozen wind began to blow
    Under my boots and around my toes
    The frost that bit the ground below
    It was a hundred degrees below zero
    And my mama cried
    And my mama cried
    Nanook, a-no-no
    Nanook, a-no-no
    Don't be a naughty Eskimo
    Save your money, don't go to the show
    Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh
    Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh
    Well I turned around and I said ho, ho
    And the northern lights commenced to glow
    And she said, with a tear in her eye
    Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow
    Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow

    I was going to say, anything by Frank Zappa!
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 22,978
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 22,978
    Roll another blunt
    Oh, good
    Let me sing this song

    I was gonna clean my room
    Until I got high
    I was gonna get up and find the broom
    But then I got high
    My room is still messed up and I know why
    (why man?)
    'Cause I got high
    Because I got high
    Because I got high

    I was gonna go to class
    Before I got high
    (come on yall, check it out)
    I coulda cheated and I coulda passed
    But I got high
    I am taking it next semester and I know why
    (why man?)
    'Cause I got high
    Because I got high
    Because I got high
    (go to next, go to next, go to next one)

    I was gonna go to court
    Before I got high
    I was gonna pay my child support
    (no you ain't)
    But then I got high
    They took my whole paycheck and I know why
    (why man?)
    'Cause I got high
    Because I got high
    Because I got high

    I wasn't gonna run from the cops
    But I was high
    (I'm serious man)
    I was gonna pull right over and stop
    But I was high
    Now I am a paraplegic and I know why
    (why man?)
    'Cause I got high
    Because I got high
    Because I got high


    I messed up my entire life
    Because I got high
    I lost my kids and wife
    Because I got high
    (say what, say what, say what, say what, say what)
    Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
    (why man?)
    'Cause I got high
    Because I got high
    Because I got high

    I'mma stop singing this song
    Because I'm high
    (present tense, baby)
    I'm singing this whole thing wrong
    Because I'm high
    (bring it back, bring it back)
    And if I don't sell one copy I know why
    (why man?)
    'Cause I'm high
    'Cause I'm high
    'Cause I'm high
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  • deronb1
    deronb1 Posts: 5,039
    Most anything by Heywood Banks
  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 10,383
    Beck's Loser.
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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 27,816

    The late, great writer/cartoonist Shel Silverstein wrote a number of 'em (funny and poignant, sometimes at the same time, like A Boy Named Sue).

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    At least one of the unpoignantly funny ones was a pretty big hit.




    It even worked.

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    I don't think Shel ever got his picture on the cover, though(?) :(


  • Viking64
    Viking64 Posts: 5,554
    The song "Blasphemer" by the German heavy metal band Sodom has got to be the most unintentionally funny song I have ever heard. I used to read the lyric sheet out loud at parties and it would often lead to tears of laughter.
  • Beck - Satan Game me a Taco

    Satan gave me a taco and it made me really sick
    The chicken was all raw and the grease was mighty thick
    The rice was all rancid and the beans were so hard
    I was gettin' kinda dizzy eatin' all the lard
  • Viking64
    Viking64 Posts: 5,554
    Chicken? On a taco? :o

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