The "I havent won **** Karma!" Part 2

Poee7R
Poee7R Posts: 902
edited May 2017 in The Clubhouse
I did one of these a few years back, for something someone found useful, let's go again.

This time is for a pair of AKG iems that came with my new S8+, I must have an odd ear shape as iems just seem to pop out and my only use for headphones is in the gym, so these no worky.

Rules:

In order to participate you must not of won a karma in the past year.

100+ post minimum

Must give a reason that Russ (Lightman) should not be allowed in public. Best reason judged by a panel of inebriated judges shall win.

Lets make it short, all entries in by sunday afternoon at beer O'clock.

Cheers, and best of luck!


Dave
Once again we meet at last.

Comments

  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,671
    I have one......When I go out in public, adults yell "Stranger Danger!"

    Dave created the Seventh Level of Hell.
  • ZLTFUL
    ZLTFUL Posts: 5,483
    I'm not in the karma but:

    Russ should not be let out in public because he gives a whole other meaning to the phrase, "Show us on the doll where the weird man touched you..."
    "Some people find it easier to be conceited rather than correct."

    "Unwad those panties and have a good time man. We're all here to help each other, no matter how it might appear." DSkip
  • txcoastal1
    txcoastal1 Posts: 11,790
    Because the boy Shiites all over the place
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    erat interfectorem cesar et **** dictatorem dicere a
  • codycatalist
    codycatalist Posts: 2,661
    Because what you don't know is that Russ is an intertime being, he travels through different planes of time and dimensions. If he steps out in public it will cause a butterfly affect thus sending the 3rd dimension into an apocalyptic cycle.

    I'm pretty sure I saw him in an old time photo, well beyond what we would assume his age is.

    Ahh there he is with his "family"

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    Just a dude doing dude-ly things

    "Temptation is the manifestation of desire which equals necessity." - Mikey081057
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  • afterburnt
    afterburnt Posts: 7,897
    because I think that Russ should go out in public
  • msg
    msg Posts: 6,609
    txcoastal1 wrote: »
    Because the boy Shiites all over the place
    With his pants still on. And then tries to offer you a stick of gum from his secret inside pocket.
    I disabled signatures.
  • msg
    msg Posts: 6,609
    (Cody that's friggin' creepy. I'll not sleep a wink tonight)
    I disabled signatures.
  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 22,987
    Lightman is also known as "Jack the Stripper", and trust me, that is one dud that should not be seen nekked....
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  • mrbiron
    mrbiron Posts: 5,693
    Not In but...

    Lightman is currently known as the "Squirrel Skewer". He used to be known as the Chicken Skewer but his father told him not to have sex with his food.
    Where’s the KABOOM?!?! There’s supposed to be an Earth shattering KABOOM!!!
  • Poee7R
    Poee7R Posts: 902
    Just a small bump!

    These headphones sounds pretty good and have a $99 retail, not too shabby.


    Dave
    Once again we meet at last.
  • erniejade
    erniejade Posts: 5,684
    edited May 2017
    Russ after he shaved the beard off. Need I say more?
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  • erniejade
    erniejade Posts: 5,684
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    T+A PA 1530R,Wireworld Silver Eclipse SC, Tyler Highland H2, High Fidelity Reveal RCA, Innuos Zen MK3 W4S recovery, Border Patrol SE-I

    Have but haven't used in a while: Cayin SCD50T, Technics 1200, Denon DL160, Jolida D9
  • Poee7R
    Poee7R Posts: 902
    Id say codycatalist has won!

    Congrats. Pm me some shipping info and ill get em sent out in the next day or two.


    Dave
    Once again we meet at last.
  • codycatalist
    codycatalist Posts: 2,661
    Shweet! Thanks for the Karma I guess now I can't say I haven't won s***!!!!
    Just a dude doing dude-ly things

    "Temptation is the manifestation of desire which equals necessity." - Mikey081057
    " I have always had a champange taste with a beer budget" - Rick88
    "Just because the thread is getting views don't mean much .. I like a good train wreck doesn't mean i want to be in one..." - pitdogg2
    "Those that don't know, don't know that they don't know." - heiney9
    "Audiophiles are the male equivalent of cat ladies." - Audiokarma Member
  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,671
    Bing Bang Boom Cody