The importance of walking

Ricardo
Ricardo Posts: 10,584
edited April 2011 in The Clubhouse
For those that are following the WDYDT thread.

The Importance of Walking


Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $7000 per month.

My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old
and we don't know where the hell he is.

I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing...

I joined a health club last year,
spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

AND

Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.
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  • amulford
    amulford Posts: 5,020
    edited April 2011
    Nice!
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    RT1
  • cnh
    cnh Posts: 13,286
    edited April 2011
    My own thoughts every morning when I try to get out of bed and my body tells me, 'you're not 25 anymore' then proceeds to stiffen up and ache for 10-15 minutes--just enough time to make sure I don't 'want' to exercise, later!

    cnh
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 14,412
    edited April 2011
    Ricardo wrote:
    I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound.
    Apparently you have to go there.
    Hehe...
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  • inspiredsports
    inspiredsports Posts: 5,505
    edited April 2011
    Good stuff!
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 8,186
    edited April 2011
    :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

    Hope they find Grandpa soon.
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  • fatchowmein
    fatchowmein Posts: 2,637
    edited April 2011
    LOL! The cross country skiing cracked me up. :smile:
  • heiney9
    heiney9 Posts: 24,135
    edited April 2011
    Exactly how I feel
    "Appreciation of audio is a completely subjective human experience. Measurements can provide a measure of insight, but are no substitute for human judgment. Why are we looking to reduce a subjective experience to objective criteria anyway? The subtleties of music and audio reproduction are for those who appreciate it. Differentiation by numbers is for those who do not".--Nelson Pass

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  • Ricardo
    Ricardo Posts: 10,584
    ...
    _________________________________________________
    ***\\\\\........................... My Audio Journey ............................./////***

    2008 & 2010 Football Pool WINNER
    SOPA
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  • warren
    warren Posts: 750
    Funny stuff!
    Some final words,
    "If you keep banging your head against the wall,
    you're going to have headaches."
    Warren
  • heiney9
    heiney9 Posts: 24,135
    \\\\\\//////
    "Appreciation of audio is a completely subjective human experience. Measurements can provide a measure of insight, but are no substitute for human judgment. Why are we looking to reduce a subjective experience to objective criteria anyway? The subtleties of music and audio reproduction are for those who appreciate it. Differentiation by numbers is for those who do not".--Nelson Pass

    Pass Aleph 30 | EE Avant Pre | EE Mini Max Plus DAC | MIT Shotgun S3 | MIT Z P/C's | updated SDA 1C| SQ Box Touch/Welbourne Labs P/S- Tubes add soul!
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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 27,333
    heh, you beat me to it.
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