The Chevy Volt has a song and now a dance

Jstas
Jstas Posts: 14,977
edited December 2009 in The Clubhouse
No, literally.

The song:
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The dance:
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I'm not kidding. This is completely for real. GM spent good money on this.

And I thought Chrysler's new ad company had some truly "special" ideas. Boy was I wrong!
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  • vc69
    vc69 Posts: 2,500
    edited December 2009
    Wow... that was, well, just bad. I wonder how this stuff gets past the marketing people and focus groups.
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  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited December 2009
    my brain hurts.
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited December 2009
    vc69 wrote: »
    Wow... that was, well, just bad. I wonder how this stuff gets past the marketing people and focus groups.

    It's called government. No incentive to make money.
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  • Fongolio
    Fongolio Posts: 3,516
    edited December 2009
    The jingle sounds like it's done by that group that did the Music for the movie Juno and I don't mind it. Kind of repetative. Simple but catchy. But the dance.......OMG that sucked so bad. Something you might see at a middle school gymnasium assembly. I know GM is hurting but seriously, that was terrible.
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  • concealer404
    concealer404 Posts: 7,440
    edited December 2009
    Wow..... [insert loltastic bailout statement here]
    I don't read the newsssspaperssss because dey aaaallllllllll...... have ugly print.

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  • ohskigod
    ohskigod Posts: 6,505
    edited December 2009
    no wonder cars aint selling, good lord. that makes that new Chrysler 300 commercial I hate seem like marketing brilliance.
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  • sucks2beme
    sucks2beme Posts: 5,681
    edited December 2009
    There's alway those awful Vroom Vroom ads.
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  • SolidSqual
    SolidSqual Posts: 5,218
    edited December 2009
    Clearly their budget for cheap toy cars is low. I understand from recent car shows is that the car companies are realizing most people don't want a lawnmower, and are responding with American muscle.
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  • SKsolutions
    SKsolutions Posts: 1,820
    edited December 2009
    Were those dancers first round cuts from 'You Think You Can Dance?'
    One of them almost fell over just standing there. . .
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  • Knucklehead
    Knucklehead Posts: 3,602
    edited December 2009
    That just sucked.
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  • Osarion
    Osarion Posts: 188
    edited December 2009
    I was hoping for either:
    A. a top to fall down or
    B. a neck to snap during the head spin.
    Maybe next time!
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  • comfortablycurt
    comfortablycurt Posts: 6,745
    edited December 2009
    How the hell is any of that supposed to help them sell the Volt? That didn't make me want to run out and buy a car...that was just annoying.

    Way to get yourself out of debt there GM.:rolleyes:
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