killing STAR WARS

Micah Cohen
Micah Cohen Posts: 2,022
edited June 2007 in Music & Movies
You heard that Lucas, the world's bestest most celebrated and beloved film director, has used the boy band n'sync as Jedi knights in the next STAR WARS movie, right?

You know, of course, this means that STAR WARS is OVER, right?

Why do we continue to allow him to have all our money?

MC
ultramicah@yahoo.com

"There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Chaney
Post edited by Micah Cohen on
· Share on FacebookShare on Twitter

Comments

  • Aaron
    Aaron Posts: 1,853
    edited January 2002
    What the hell are you talking about? With a statement like that you need to provide a few more details!

    Aaron
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • juice21
    juice21 Posts: 1,866
    edited January 2002
    in one of the huge battle scenes, lucas has employed n'suck to be jedi knight's. they are in the background, and hard to see unless you are looking for them. one of lucas' damn kids probably wanted this, just like effin' jar jar. episode two IS GOING TO SUCK!!!!

    did anyone see the latest trailer, when anakin is whining- "it's all obi-wan's fault" and he throws his glass up against the wall in teen angnst! real 'star wars' feel to that. from all the trailers so far, this movie looks like it's destined to blow! damn it lucas, what are you thinking???
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,124
    edited January 2002
    Lucas sold out a long time ago. He is just looking to cash in on the Star Wars name. Does this REALLY suprise anyone?


    Troy
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • -justin-
    -justin- Posts: 891
    edited January 2002
    What are you guys talking about? I mean, Star Wars has always been a stupid movie. Stupid stupid stupid. The only difference between now and then is Lucas has better technology to do what stupid things he's got locked up in his mind. (pre)(se)quels never live up to the original, especially one with such a large fan base.

    ~JB
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • juice21
    juice21 Posts: 1,866
    edited January 2002
    justin, you think star wars was a stupid movie???
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • Micah Cohen
    Micah Cohen Posts: 2,022
    edited January 2002
    He was an embryo when it came out.
    ultramicah@yahoo.com

    "There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Chaney
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited January 2002
    Lucas lost all touch with reality with Esp. VI, Return of the Jedi.

    You will not catch me near a theater for Ep. II. No sir. The trailers prove to me that it is going to SUCK.

    You cannot classify Ep. VI, I, II, III as actual Star Wars movies. Only IV and V warrent the sacred title.


    Peace Out~:D

    N'SYNC, man it cannot get any better....Lucas is a ****-Stick!
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • joelll
    joelll Posts: 120
    edited January 2002
    Aww, c'mon Ron, don't hold back, tell us how you really feel!

    But I'm in total agreement. The first two movies were fun. Return of the Jedi was also pretty good, but it had an evil portent of the future of Star Wars... the Ewoks.

    Suddenly they had the marketing vehicle they needed... cute, cuddly, eminently merchandisable characters. Jar-Jar was supposed to be marketable, but they miscalculated badly.

    They realized that while good movies might make some money, the really big money was to be made from marketing the movies, and most especially the merchandise, to 12-year-olds and sentimentalist parents.

    The only question left is how low they'll go. Casting N'sync as Jedi Knights isn't the bottom of the barrel, I say. I just wonder what is.
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • gidrah
    gidrah Posts: 3,049
    edited January 2002
    Star Wars was the first movie to have merchandising. I remember my friends having all the figures of the guys in the cantina, the ships, everything. I bet Lucas makes $5-10 million off the 'n Sync figures alone.
    Make it Funky! :)
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • juice21
    juice21 Posts: 1,866
    edited January 2002
    i have a friend that collects the old stuff, he has like 100+ figures sealed and carded. he maxed out his plastic buying all the damn things on ebay before phantom **** came out in theaters, thinking the stuff would sky-rocket after it was out. i bet lucas has made $50,000+ on him alone...
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • Firerider58
    Firerider58 Posts: 95
    edited January 2002
    Maybe in episode III, he'll reunite "The New Kid's On The Block" and cast them as Sith lords! Would'nt that be a hoot?? :D

    Ron
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • Anti Micah
    Anti Micah Posts: 8
    edited January 2002
    Well, Juice21, you almost have it right but this story has a twist to it that some would call evil. You see what had happened was that Micah wrote Lucas and began whining about wanting his favorite band in the movie. Well, there was a mix up in the mail room and the letter went to Lucas's illicit child (an embarrassment from a love affair with one of the ewok actors); that is where the horrid seed was planted. Now Lucas's kid didn't really like N'Sync, but Micah had been stalking the poor **** for about 5 years and had won his trust and admiration (years of wonton mental abuse from Lucas made this an easy task for an accomplished stalker like Micah). With untold devotion, Micah twisted and prodded the child's susceptable mind until he held a love of N'Sync that rivaled even Micah's (I know that is hard to believe). It took all of two months of pleading and begging for the unwanted abomination to convince Lucas to put the group in the movie, although the **** child had to agree to leave Lucas, never to return.

    So now, when you see this disgusting act of betrayal you will understand the true nature of what transpired to make this happen.

    Truthfully,
    The Anti Micah.

    "Micah, yeah we know him, dear god why wont he leave us alone?" all of the members of N'Sync
    "Micah is a big hot bag of wind"
    Winston Churchill

    "Micah, yeah we know him, dear god why wont he leave us alone?" all of the members of N'Sync

    "Micah is the worst dresser in the history of man kind." Ralph Lauren

    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,124
    edited January 2002
    MAN! I am rolling over here!

    I can just see Micah in his cave jamming to boy bands. No wonder Paul repo'd the LSi9's.

    Remember in Silence of the Lambs when the wierdo was listening to the Door's (I think it was them) dancing around, putting on makeup......substitute Micah and N'Synch......

    Troy
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited January 2002
    ....Surely Micah doesn't, uh, push 'it' down between his legs and dance in front of a mirror....


    'It places the tub of I cant believe its not buttah in the basket'

    Cheers,
    Russ
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,124
    edited January 2002
    Your talking about the dude that went over the handlebars over the fact that somebody now inhabits the space in the next house adjacent to his self described HT room (who knows what he actually does in there).

    I don't wanna even think about what someone that obsessed with isolation does in the dark recesses of his dwelling.

    Troy
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • Micah Cohen
    Micah Cohen Posts: 2,022
    edited January 2002
    I DANCE, man, I dance! And harmonize! And spend hours getting my facial hair to follow my jawline in a thin unshaved line!

    Get HIP, guys! I am "in synch"!

    GOTTA DANCE! I gotta singa, about the moona and the june-a and the swing-ah!

    :D
    ultramicah@yahoo.com

    "There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Chaney
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • juice21
    juice21 Posts: 1,866
    edited January 2002
    SOTL micah to himself in the mirror...."would you **** me?, i'd **** me, i'd **** myself..."
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • Anti Micah
    Anti Micah Posts: 8
    edited January 2002
    You know, I was going to saysomething more, but I think you gentlemen summed it all up for me...wow, all I can say is...wow.
    "Micah is a big hot bag of wind"
    Winston Churchill

    "Micah, yeah we know him, dear god why wont he leave us alone?" all of the members of N'Sync

    "Micah is the worst dresser in the history of man kind." Ralph Lauren

    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • Micah Cohen
    Micah Cohen Posts: 2,022
    edited January 2002
    If I weren't a big liar, a huge n'sync fan and a terrible dresser, I'd be all hurt and offended by this stuff.

    ;)

    NOW LAY OFF!
    ultramicah@yahoo.com

    "There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Chaney
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited January 2002
    Micah, why the winkie face?


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,124
    edited January 2002
    ...because Micah likes the "winkie".

    Face it Micah, there is no one else who is the target that you are. You are playing your role perfectly in the grand scheme of things.


    Troy
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • -justin-
    -justin- Posts: 891
    edited January 2002
    Originally posted by TroyD
    ...because Micah likes the "winkie".
    Troy

    HAAAA!!! I almost lost my lunch (I wish, I'm hurting from that gyro).

    ~JB
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,124
    edited January 2002
    Thank You, Thank You.....I'll be here all week. You are a wonderful crowd....


    Troy
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • THX 3417
    THX 3417 Posts: 219
    edited June 2007
    ROTFLMAO STAR WARS is most defiantly over now. Move along, move along.:D
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • Pablo
    Pablo Posts: 723
    edited June 2007
    there's another star wars movie coming out!?!?!?!?!
    Denon AVR-3803
    RTi-70 Fronts
    FXi-30 Surrounds
    RTi-38 Back Surrounds
    Csi-40 Center
    PSW350 Sub
    Panasonic PT-56WXF95 HDTVSamsung un60JS8000 SUHD
    Denon DVD-2910
    Xbox, Gamecube, PS2, PS3, PS4, xbox360, Wii, WiiU, n64
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited June 2007
    There was in 2002
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • THX 3417
    THX 3417 Posts: 219
    edited June 2007
    Yeah that was the past a long time ago in a cinema back in 2002 since that time we’ve had 2005 with Revenge of the Sith and now its all come to an end that was 2 years ago time to move on.:D
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter