Damnit, I'm getting manboobs

nadams
nadams Posts: 5,877
edited February 2010 in The Clubhouse
I used to ask why people drank light beer.... now I know why.

Realised today that my polo was bunching up just perfect to accent my **** and by keg. And I only weigh 170lbs! My body just does not understand that there's 6 ft of total length for it to distribute weight on, not just the middle!
Ludicrous gibs!
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  • nadams
    nadams Posts: 5,877
    edited February 2010
    Guess I'll have to cut back to a case a week.
    Ludicrous gibs!
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  • xj4094dg
    xj4094dg Posts: 1,158
    edited February 2010
    thanks for not posting pics!
    "The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it." Neil deGrasse Tyson.
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  • mewisemagic
    mewisemagic Posts: 194
    edited February 2010
    get breast reduction :)
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  • TouchOfEvil
    TouchOfEvil Posts: 967
    edited February 2010
    eat less move around more.
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  • nadams
    nadams Posts: 5,877
    edited February 2010
    TouchOfEvil wrote: »
    eat less move around more.

    attachment.php?attachmentid=47080&stc=1&d=1267235469
    Ludicrous gibs!
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  • nadams
    nadams Posts: 5,877
    edited February 2010
    I'm laughing at some of the other descriptions I've heard on the interwebs.... moobs and chesticles are two that made me LOL.
    Ludicrous gibs!
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  • wz2p7j
    wz2p7j Posts: 840
    edited February 2010
    nadams wrote: »
    I used to ask why people drank light beer.... now I know why.

    Realised today that my polo was bunching up just perfect to accent my **** and by keg. And I only weigh 170lbs! My body just does not understand that there's 6 ft of total length for it to distribute weight on, not just the middle!

    I didn't need to know that :rolleyes:

    Chris
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  • halo71
    halo71 Posts: 4,601
    edited February 2010
    Maybe it's time for a "manzeer"?:eek:
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  • nadams
    nadams Posts: 5,877
    edited February 2010
    wz2p7j wrote: »
    I didn't need to know that :rolleyes:

    Chris

    C'mon, someone has to post an interesting, non-political thread on a Friday.
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  • Knucklehead
    Knucklehead Posts: 3,602
    edited February 2010
    Chesticles.....LMFAO!

    Oh yeah....gravity is a ****.
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  • Huck344
    Huck344 Posts: 453
    edited February 2010
    halo71 wrote: »
    Maybe it's time for a "manzeer"?:eek:

    It's called the "Bro"!!!:D:D:D
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  • Fireman32
    Fireman32 Posts: 4,845
    edited February 2010
    Yes thanks for not posting pics!
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  • superjunior
    superjunior Posts: 1,632
    edited February 2010
    nadams wrote: »
    attachment.php?attachmentid=47080&stc=1&d=1267235469

    thats just lightman with a wig..;)
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  • Disc Jockey
    Disc Jockey Posts: 1,013
    edited February 2010
    quit smoking the devil weed
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  • wz2p7j
    wz2p7j Posts: 840
    edited February 2010
    nadams wrote: »
    C'mon, someone has to post an interesting, non-political thread on a Friday.

    Non-Political - Yes! Interesting - uh, no :p:p

    Chris
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  • superjunior
    superjunior Posts: 1,632
    edited February 2010
    Disc Jockey wrote: »
    quit smoking the devil weed

    was that meant at me ?
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  • Disc Jockey
    Disc Jockey Posts: 1,013
    edited February 2010
    No, at nadams. There's a known link between marijuana and gynecomastia.

    But to think about it, there's also a link with paranoia...:p
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  • cstmar01
    cstmar01 Posts: 4,424
    edited February 2010
    nadams wrote: »
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    i just threw up a little.....
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  • cnh
    cnh Posts: 13,284
    edited February 2010
    Are you kidding? 170 pounds and 6ft or more? If I weighed that much I'd have a 6 pack Noah? And we're pretty close to the same height. When I visited your place I was about 220. After 6 months in Beijing I'm about 187 at about 6' 1". And I have almost no gut?

    What are you doing? I was 172 in H.S. and I was 'thin'. I remember seeing you last summer and you were what I would call a thin dude? So are you just pulling our leg, perhaps...?

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  • gdb
    gdb Posts: 6,012
    edited February 2010
    Light or regular beer, it doesn't matter,it's not really the calorie count....it's the presence of HOPS!:eek: Does some kind hormonal/estrogen thing. Try vodka.;)

    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=hops+estrogen&aq=0&aqi=g2g-m2&aql=&oq=hops+es
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  • nadams
    nadams Posts: 5,877
    edited February 2010
    cnh wrote: »
    Are you kidding? 170 pounds and 6ft or more? If I weighed that much I'd have a 6 pack Noah? And we're pretty close to the same height. When I visited your place I was about 220. After 6 months in Beijing I'm about 187 at about 6' 1". And I have almost no gut?

    What are you doing? I was 172 in H.S. and I was 'thin'. I remember seeing you last summer and you were what I would call a thin dude? So are you just pulling our leg, perhaps...?

    cnh

    I usually hang out around 150-155. I change in working habits (sitting at my desk all day instead of being up and around), and no increase in other physical activity have not been kind.

    It's not like I'm overweight or anything, it's just where the weight chooses to sit.

    And Re: marijuana... my last housemates got kicked out for smoking that stuff. I don't think that's what's causing my chesticles ;)
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  • Hillbilly61
    Hillbilly61 Posts: 702
    edited February 2010
    nadams wrote: »
    attachment.php?attachmentid=47080&stc=1&d=1267235469

    Rhetorical question:

    Would it be legal for this guy to walk around topless in public? :eek:
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  • Shizelbs
    Shizelbs Posts: 7,433
    edited February 2010
    6 foot ~ 170 lbs? I was scrawny when I was at that point.
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited February 2010
    How old are you Noah? You are probably just filling out which starts happening in your mid 20s. Have you noticed anything else feeling different with the fit of your clothes?

    However, be warned as was posted above unless you get more active, it's going to be a fighting battle to keep gravity in check!
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  • concealer404
    concealer404 Posts: 7,440
    edited February 2010
    I have ONE manboob from leaning on one arm on my desk all day. Awesome.
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  • hockeyboy
    hockeyboy Posts: 1,428
    edited February 2010
    Disc Jockey wrote: »
    No, at nadams. There's a known link between marijuana and gynecomastia.

    But to think about it, there's also a link with paranoia...:p

    ..and eating cheetos.


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