'Tis the season to be . . .

hearingimpared
hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
edited February 2010 in The Clubhouse
SHARTING! Ever since Thanksgiving I've been cursed with the sharts. I don't know if it is the holiday food or what.

Anybody else experiencing this phenomina?:eek::o
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  • Fireman32
    Fireman32 Posts: 4,845
    edited December 2009
    no but thanks for sharing it with us Joe:rolleyes: Hope you feel better pal.
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited December 2009
    I feel great, it's my wife having to do the laundry that is having the problem!:D
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  • superjunior
    superjunior Posts: 1,632
    edited December 2009
    he who has never sharted cast the first stone...:eek:
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  • LessisNevermore
    LessisNevermore Posts: 1,519
    edited December 2009
    hearingimpared wrote: »
    Anybody else experiencing this phenomina?:eek::o

    Well, nothing that's touched cotton yet, but a few close calls.:D
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  • sTiLlLeArNiNg
    sTiLlLeArNiNg Posts: 805
    edited December 2009
    All that buttseck's in the '70's is catchin' up lol

    What's better sharting or prarie doggin'?
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 18,994
    edited December 2009
    I'll offer flatulence to that and raise the bar...............oh, ****! [No pun intended]

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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,806
    edited December 2009
    Can't say that I have
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited December 2009
    Here I sit on the cold, cold pit, grunting and groaning and trying to s&it, but only sharted.
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  • Knucklehead
    Knucklehead Posts: 3,602
    edited December 2009
    Keiko wrote: »
    Here I sit all broken hearted. Thought I pooped, but only sharted. :(

    Yesterday I took a chance, tried to **** and **** my pants!:D
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  • domflane
    domflane Posts: 653
    edited December 2009
    There's nothing worse, it plays hell on my underwear . . .
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  • potee
    potee Posts: 610
    edited December 2009
    Ah! Sharting what a relief.
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  • concealer404
    concealer404 Posts: 7,440
    edited December 2009
    sTiLlLeArNiNg wrote: »
    All that buttseck's in the '70's is catchin' up lol

    What's better sharting or prarie doggin'?

    buttseck's and 70's what?
    I don't read the newsssspaperssss because dey aaaallllllllll...... have ugly print.

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  • pearsall001
    pearsall001 Posts: 5,066
    edited December 2009
    Thanks for sharing Joe...but no problems on this end (pun intended). I'd better knock on wood!
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  • NJPOLKER
    NJPOLKER Posts: 3,474
    edited December 2009
    I should but can't say I do/did. It must be the good libations I enjoy.
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  • obieone
    obieone Posts: 5,077
    edited December 2009
    You are NOT alone Joe. I haven't had a solid one in weeks!
    Had a REAL close call this a.m., running across the parking lot of HD.:o
    I refuse to argue with idiots, because people can't tell the DIFFERENCE!
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited February 2010
    Somehow this video just seems appropriate for this thread...

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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,383
    edited February 2010
    superjunior wrote: »
    he who has never sharted PASS the first stone...:eek:


    Fixed it for YA:D;)
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited February 2010
    shack wrote: »
    Somehow this video just seems appropriate for this thread...

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    OMG my sides hurt. I just showed it to my wife and my sides are hurting more from her reaction!

    BTW the Holiday Flu is gone.:D
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