Bird **** facials, only $200

danger boy
danger boy Posts: 15,722
edited June 2008 in The Clubhouse
Ok. you can't make this **** up.. :p
it's to bizarre. I don't think I want to see pictures of it either. :confused:


The latest skin-perfecting treatment to have New York women all in a tizzy is, quite literally, a load of crap. Bird crap, to be exact. The "Geisha Facial" is so named because geisha have used nightingale droppings as a makeup remover. (You can buy your own from Chidoriya.) The facial entails slathering your face in guano flown in from Japan. (Thankfully, it is zapped with a UV light to kill any lingering bacteria.) All this for the low, low price of $216.

But it's not all BS: The **** contains a compound called guanine, which is said to remove pollutants from the skin, to clear pores, and to even out skin tone. It's my doody to ask you: Would you try this treatment, or are you pooh-poohing it?
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited June 2008
    It sounds funny, but most soap is made of oil, fat and lard as it is, they just don't advertise it :)
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited June 2008
    I just dip my face in bat guano.
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,848
    edited June 2008
    "2 Geishas, 1 Cup" ?

    I don't think that's going to do much for your complexion.
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited June 2008
    Cool. I 'll just go roll my face around in the bird cage tray.
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  • SKsolutions
    SKsolutions Posts: 1,820
    edited June 2008
    "Suzie, Hey, your face looks like ****"

    Now we know why.
    -Ignorance is strength -
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