13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers

Demiurge
Demiurge Posts: 10,874
edited May 2008 in The Clubhouse
A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.


Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 19,196
    edited May 2008
    Guess it's time for the father to pay a little bit of attention to his son. Karma. It's a **** sometimes.

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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited May 2008
    Hookers take plastic?
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited May 2008
    They're not hookers, they're escorts. C'mon now....it's just payment to spend time with you, nothing else. :p

    I just find it hilarious XBox > Sex with hormone raging teenagers now.

    Despite how sad this story is beyond the humorous stuff.
  • obieone
    obieone Posts: 5,077
    edited May 2008
    It's not that surprising, considering he's from someplace called NEWARK!
    I refuse to argue with idiots, because people can't tell the DIFFERENCE!
  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited May 2008
    I am just thinking if I can steal my roommates's credit card.
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  • schwarcw
    schwarcw Posts: 7,341
    edited May 2008
    Hookers take plastic?

    And this surprises you?? :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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  • Polk user
    Polk user Posts: 311
    edited May 2008
    Where do the escorts slide the card thru for approv.....




    .....Oh, never mind
  • obieone
    obieone Posts: 5,077
    edited May 2008
    I'm SOOOO not touching that one
    I refuse to argue with idiots, because people can't tell the DIFFERENCE!
  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited May 2008
    obieone wrote: »
    I'm SOOOO not touching that one

    Because your card got declined.
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited May 2008
    Polk user wrote: »
    Where do the escorts slide the card thru for approv.....




    .....Oh, never mind


    I meet one... When you slide the card behind her ears her teeth:D would fold back:eek:
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  • obieone
    obieone Posts: 5,077
    edited May 2008
    Because your card got declined.

    The card didn't rejected, it was ME! Didn't think hookers had STANDARDS!
    Who knew?:p
    I refuse to argue with idiots, because people can't tell the DIFFERENCE!
  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited May 2008
    ben62670 wrote: »
    I meet one... When you slide the card behind her ears her teeth:D would fold back:eek:

    What are you smoking tonight, Ben?:D
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited May 2008
    What are you smoking tonight, Ben?:D

    I'm high on chocolate. I bought a 14oz bag of peanut M&M's from Walgreens, and I am going to eat the whole bag! Those **** know they are going to nail the fat people when they put them near the register. I have a gallon of Milk too:)
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited May 2008
    Ha ha. Ok. Just don't drive.
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  • Early B.
    Early B. Posts: 7,900
    edited May 2008
    Let's see -- a 13 yr. old who is a liar, a thief, an idiot, and hangs out with hookers (uh, escorts). He'll make a great politician someday!!!!
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  • janmike
    janmike Posts: 6,146
    edited May 2008
    So did the old man defend him? Probably too busy.
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  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited May 2008
    Funny story.


    janmike wrote: »
    So did the old man defend him? Probably too busy.

    Right on :)

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