Ever hear "I'm gonna rip you a new @%$ hole?"

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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited May 2008
    danger boy wrote: »
    Whatever you do.. DO NOT search Wikipedia for a Pilonidal cyst :eek:

    I took it as a challenge. Not very pretty with the two weep holes:eek:
    Please. Please contact me a ben62670 @ yahoo.com. Make sure to include who you are, and you are from Polk so I don't delete your email. Also I am now physically unable to work on any projects. If you need help let these guys know. There are many people who will help if you let them know where you are.
    Thanks
    Ben
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  • I-SIG
    I-SIG Posts: 2,243
    edited May 2008
    The other, and much more unfortunate, way to have a new hole ripped is to slide off the side of a single-phase padmounted transformer that didn't have the lifting bolt removed. Happened to a little girl in GA. And yes, a lawsuit ensued and was won.

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  • SKsolutions
    SKsolutions Posts: 1,820
    edited May 2008
    BaggedLancer wrote: »
    . . at my computer now typing this waiting for my prescription perkisets to kick in.

    If that's how you're spelling it, it's safe to say they 'kicked' in some time ago. . . .lather, rinse, repeat! :D

    Hope your doing OK.
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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited May 2008
    Ya I'm living in lala land today. These things make u feel gooooooood.
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  • obieone
    obieone Posts: 5,077
    edited May 2008
    I'm venturing a guess that you don't have a history of drug taking(GOOD!), based on the fact that Percosets(sp?) are making you feel good.

    BTW, I've got some vinyl, for loaning, IF your interested.
    I refuse to argue with idiots, because people can't tell the DIFFERENCE!
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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited May 2008
    Thanks obieone but I'm going to pass, this is the perfect time for me to catch up on some of my vinyl listening with the hundreds of albums I haven't listened to yet and get my shelves reorganized. I'm supposed to be staying home from work for a few days, but that's not gonna happen so im gonna go in tomorrow morning and see how I make out. I'm feeling pretty good right now but im not sure if that's from the percocets or what.
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,840
    edited May 2008
    Why waste your time on a doctor that's going to charge you good money ?

    Just post some pictures, and we'll get things figured out for you.
    Sal Palooza
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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited May 2008
    Soon as I peel this first round of bandaging off in a bit I'll post some pictures. I'm betting there are globs of bum hair attached to all the tape. They had to shave parts back there just to get the tape to stick properly so I know it's gonna be a disaster peeling it off.
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  • obieone
    obieone Posts: 5,077
    edited May 2008
    Post those pic's as a LINK only please! I have absotively NO desire to see something that resmbles an infected gunshot wound!
    I refuse to argue with idiots, because people can't tell the DIFFERENCE!
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited May 2008
    :eek: JHC I sure hope you are not planning on driving with your system full of percocet! If you are still popping them STAY OFF THE ROAD!

    BTW Nobody needs to see your infected hairy butt. Keep your pictures to yourself, I'll report them for removal if they appear!

    Now I have to go throw up!:mad::eek:

    BaggedLancer wrote: »
    Thanks obieone but I'm going to pass, this is the perfect time for me to catch up on some of my vinyl listening with the hundreds of albums I haven't listened to yet and get my shelves reorganized. I'm supposed to be staying home from work for a few days, but that's not gonna happen so im gonna go in tomorrow morning and see how I make out. I'm feeling pretty good right now but im not sure if that's from the percocets or what.
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited May 2008
    Pics or it didn't happen.
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche
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  • SolidSqual
    SolidSqual Posts: 5,218
    edited May 2008
    Sounds like you popped a big zit on your ****.
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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited May 2008
    Just went #2 a little while ago for the first time since yesterday morning. My trip to the bathroom was twice as fast!


    KIDDING


    Actually, it was quite a project. :(
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  • dkg999
    dkg999 Posts: 5,647
    edited May 2008
    Hang in there and get well! At least you got rid of a couple of PIA's in the last week!
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  • SKsolutions
    SKsolutions Posts: 1,820
    edited May 2008
    Which setting are you using?

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    -Ignorance is strength -
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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited May 2008
    the one to the left of the one shown.
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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited May 2008
    Hmm, looks like i found our missing tub of cream cheese. It appears that someone mixed it with some ketchup and put it in the back of my shorts! :mad:
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  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited May 2008
    I'm not too sure about you anymore, just WTMI ;)

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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited May 2008
    BaggedLancer wrote: »
    Hmm, looks like i found our missing tub of cream cheese. It appears that someone mixed it with some ketchup and put it in the back of my shorts! :mad:

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    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche
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  • daboyz
    daboyz Posts: 5,207
    edited May 2008
    Sorry you're having such a sh*tty time.:p:D Hope it gets better.
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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited May 2008
    Just got back from my visit not long ago. They clamped me open, pulled out the old wick and refilled it with a new wick. HOLY JEEBUS that freaking hurt. That area of the body is no joke.

    This was my first time at this doctor that was recommended from the hospital. This office specializes in only colons, rectums and that area(hence me being there). It was funny to look around the waiting room thinking that everyone there waiting had some sort of misfortune with their **** hole in one form or another. One guy that walked in was walking funny so I knew he had major issues going on. Thankfully I don't have to go back unless I have more problems, but this hole they cut should heal up in about 2 weeks and I'll be back on my way.

    I have a 60% chance of it reoccuring. If I have surgery it cuts it down to about 3%. If I have laser hair removal in that area I'm down to about 15-20%. I am probably going to go for the hair removal first since I'm pretty tired of surgeries.
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  • strider
    strider Posts: 2,568
    edited May 2008
    BaggedLancer wrote: »
    I am probably going to go for the hair removal first since I'm pretty tired of surgeries.

    Factor in the obvious increases in aesthetic appeal and ease of wipeage and I'd say you've found a winner!
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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited May 2008
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    Kidding.....still alive. Feeling pretty good today, the damn thing is still draining. Probably going to hit up the gym tonight for a light workout. Yesterday's doctor said it was OK but said to bandage it extra cause it's gonna leak more with activity.
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  • george daniel
    george daniel Posts: 12,096
    edited May 2008
    did you see this doc? get better soon.
    JC approves....he told me so. (F-1 nut)
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited May 2008
    Seriously, dude, are the details REALLY necessary? No one wants to hear about your leaking.
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,085
    edited May 2008
    Not for nothing, but it WILL come back and with a vengenance. If I were you, I'd beat the rush...see a surgeon and have the damn thing removed because that thing is going to weep and drain forever plus, that isn't something you want to spring on a chick the first time you get naked.....The surgery, of the aftermath more accurately, I will warn you is twice as bad as what you are going through now. For about three days, you will wish for merciful death. However, I had it done 9 years ago and haven't had an issue since.

    BDT
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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited May 2008
    TroyD wrote: »
    Not for nothing, but it WILL come back and with a vengenance. If I were you, I'd beat the rush...see a surgeon and have the damn thing removed because that thing is going to weep and drain forever plus, that isn't something you want to spring on a chick the first time you get naked.....The surgery, of the aftermath more accurately, I will warn you is twice as bad as what you are going through now. For about three days, you will wish for merciful death. However, I had it done 9 years ago and haven't had an issue since.

    BDT

    I probably will at some point, but right now I don't have any benefits and certainly no way of collecting a paycheck while im outta work. As it is right now, every day/week I work matters and I just can't take that kind of time off to do the surgery. I'm gonna opt for the hair removal first, if it starts developing again im heading right to the doctor and gonna do the surgery. Hopefully it holds out long enough that I get a job with benefits, etc.
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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited May 2008
    bobman1235 wrote: »
    Seriously, dude, are the details REALLY necessary? No one wants to hear about your leaking.

    Yes, it is needed. The forum needs to know my status in case I die.
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  • daboyz
    daboyz Posts: 5,207
    edited May 2008
    BaggedLancer wrote: »
    Yes, it is needed. The forum needs to know my status in case I die.


    I call dibs on the gear.
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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited May 2008
    I call dibs on the vinyl! :D
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    Jstas wrote: »
    Simple question. If you had a cool million bucks, what would you do with it?
    Wonder WTF happened to the rest of my money.
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