In case you haven't met Schitt . . .
SolidSqual
Posts: 5,218
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual
way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had
one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt,
and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with
them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt
Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six
children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, Horse
and Scary.
Scary Schitt is a holy terror known to frequent Club Chopper and act as a
Super Moderator. He doesn't take **** from no one!
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
I still haven't found any record of Umm Schitt and Oh Schitt. I think they
may have changed their names...
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual
way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had
one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt,
and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with
them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt
Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six
children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, Horse
and Scary.
Scary Schitt is a holy terror known to frequent Club Chopper and act as a
Super Moderator. He doesn't take **** from no one!
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
I still haven't found any record of Umm Schitt and Oh Schitt. I think they
may have changed their names...
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
Post edited by SolidSqual on
Comments
-
Hey there student, Where are the quotes around that verbage?
Michael
In the beginning, all knowledge was new!
NORTH of 60° -
Hope we can say Schitt on the forum? Schitt Schitt Schit Schitt.
-
Hey there student, Where are the quotes around that verbage?
You don't put a proper noun in quotes! -
I was referring the acknowledgement of the author. You know, the plagiarism thing they tell you about in University. Michael
In the beginning, all knowledge was new!
NORTH of 60° -
Here's the reference in MLA
"Who is Jack Schitt?" Author Unknown (possibly Janmike). Another Angry Canadian. http://blog.sirthinks.com/?s=holie -
Relax, I was funning with you. Holy Schitt.Michael
In the beginning, all knowledge was new!
NORTH of 60° -
Me too. Sillie Schitt.
-
Now get off the forum and hit those law books.Michael
In the beginning, all knowledge was new!
NORTH of 60° -
Thanks for the vote of encouragement. I'm staying on top of things. Hope everything is well on your northern front.
-
Absolutely HILARIOUS!!!! Thanks.Marantz AV-7705 PrePro, Classé 5 channel 200wpc Amp, Oppo 103 BluRay, Rotel RCD-1072 CDP, Sony XBR-49X800E TV, Polk S60 Main Speakers, Polk ES30 Center Channel, Polk S15 Surround Speakers SVS SB12-NSD x2
-
isn't this in the joke thread?Polk monitor 10B's and 5 jr's
Adcom gfa 5500 and HK/240
Adcom gtp 400
Adcom gcp 600
MusicHall MMF 2.1 TT
