Jerry O'Connell Tom Cruise Scientology Spoof!

wingnut4772
wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
edited January 2008 in The Clubhouse
<object width="464" height="388" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?1200035364&quot; /><param name="flashvars" value="key=3f716ffebe" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="464" height="388" flashvars="key=3f716ffebe" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?1200035364&quot; type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><noscript><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3f716ffebe">the parody video Tom Cruise WANTS you to see!</a> on <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/">FunnyOrDie.com</a></noscript&gt;


[size=+3]If you haven't seen the Tom Cruise video, watch that first.(next post)[/size]
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited January 2008
    And..just in case you missed the original ...

    Cruise Wackadoodle Scientology Promo Video
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  • nikolas812
    nikolas812 Posts: 2,915
    edited January 2008
    It won't show the original.:mad:

    I would like to see the original to fully appreciate the parody.
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited January 2008
    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c5839db13b-CURSING
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited January 2008
    nikolas812 wrote: »
    It won't show the original.:mad:

    I would like to see the original to fully appreciate the parody.

    Those ****!Xenu has returned!:eek::eek:
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited January 2008
    Face wrote: »
    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c5839db13b-CURSING

    HA! That guy does a great Cruise.
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  • nikolas812
    nikolas812 Posts: 2,915
    edited January 2008
    Face wrote: »
    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c5839db13b-CURSING


    Waaaaaaaaaa. That was hilarious.:D
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited January 2008
    Ok Here! Watch it while you still can!:eek:

    Working Wackadoodle Video


    Edit: Fixed original post as well.
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  • nikolas812
    nikolas812 Posts: 2,915
    edited January 2008
    OMG!!!!!!!:eek::eek: What is wrong with Tom Cruise.:confused::confused:

    It was hilarious and scary all at the same time.:eek:
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  • Shizelbs
    Shizelbs Posts: 7,433
    edited January 2008
    Good heavens Tom is crazy.
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  • Ricardo
    Ricardo Posts: 10,636
    edited January 2008
    What a loser.
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  • Kex
    Kex Posts: 5,205
    edited January 2008
    Excellent stuff! I agree with Nikolas: hilarious and scary all at the same time. I just don't know what to think of it.
    Alea jacta est!
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited January 2008
    All I know is that is ever I am in a car accident, I hope he is nearby!


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  • Kex
    Kex Posts: 5,205
    edited January 2008
    wingnut4772 wrote: »
    All I know is that is ever I am in a car accident, I hope he is nearby!
    Yeah ... but you might have to convert right afterwards!

    I think it's a taboo subject here, like politics (and for obvious reasons), so I won't go further than to comment that I find all religious fanaticism scary, whether it be the Scientologists, Islamic extremists, or Christian. At least we can laugh at this, for the moment, since I don't think they are really in a position currently to force any of their ideas on society as a whole.
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  • Shizelbs
    Shizelbs Posts: 7,433
    edited January 2008
    I would really, REALLY, like to know their supposed answer to 'drugs'. Whether that be addiction to them, or just their general need and utility, I would laugh to hear it. I might literally die from laughter.
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  • nikolas812
    nikolas812 Posts: 2,915
    edited January 2008
    Shizelbs wrote: »
    I would really, REALLY, like to know their supposed answer to 'drugs'. Whether that be addiction to them, or just their general need and utility, I would laugh to hear it. I might literally die from laughter.


    huh???
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  • Shizelbs
    Shizelbs Posts: 7,433
    edited January 2008
    Tom Cruise said that they (scientologists) were the only ones with the "answer to drugs."
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  • nikolas812
    nikolas812 Posts: 2,915
    edited January 2008
    Gotcha.;)
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  • Shizelbs
    Shizelbs Posts: 7,433
    edited January 2008
    I saw him a little bit in his interview with Matt Lauer. He was going off about psychiatric meds and ADHD meds. He was crazy. He kept shouting "Where's the blood test to see how much Ritalin you need?!? Where's the blood test?!?" And then I'm like "Yo, Tom, not every condition produces a serum biomarker to determine severity and dosing parameters, duh."
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  • bruss
    bruss Posts: 1,039
    edited January 2008
    man i cant see the video at work.. :(
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,136
    edited January 2008
    Funny video.

    Cruise . . . whoa! ya can't fault him for being enthusiastic about his beliefs. Although his remarks awhile ago about psych meds was irresponsible.
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  • zingo
    zingo Posts: 11,258
    edited January 2008
    Tom Cruise is insane and so is Scientology. (Oh no, now they're going to sue me!)
    Jake
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited January 2008
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  • bikezappa
    bikezappa Posts: 2,463
    edited January 2008
    Fact 1: Tom is an actor. And a good actor

    Fact 2: Check out the movie Magnolia and and watch Tom present a course on how to get ****. See the similarity? He is also very convincing in Magnolia.

    Fact 3: Tom as an actor is selling **** and religion. He should run for political office next.
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    BAD ASP Posts: 361
    edited January 2008
    All he want's to do is help......... man can't a guy offer to help without being criticized for helping us help others and helping accident victims and helping helpers help WTF....:eek:LOL LOL LOL
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited January 2008
    Yeah, tell someone who's suffering from severe mental illness that he's trying to help when he denies them psychiatric help AND medication.

    Just because someone's TRYING to help doesn't mean they're helping. And yes he shoudl be criticized - he believes that most of us are infected with aliens because a certified insane science fiction writer from the 60's told him so.
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited January 2008
    bikezappa wrote: »
    Fact 1: Tom is an actor. And a good actor

    Fact 2: Check out the movie Magnolia and and watch Tom present a course on how to get ****. See the similarity? He is also very convincing in Magnolia.

    Fact 3: Tom as an actor is selling **** and religion. He should run for political office next.

    I have to take issue with you on the second half of #1.
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  • Shizelbs
    Shizelbs Posts: 7,433
    edited January 2008
    Actors are human
    Tom Cruise is not human
    Therefore, Tom Cruise is not a good actor.
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited January 2008
    Shizelbs wrote: »
    Actors are human
    Tom Cruise is not human
    Therefore, Tom Cruise is not a good actor.

    I think that was actually a question on my Mensa test.
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  • Shizelbs
    Shizelbs Posts: 7,433
    edited January 2008
    wingnut4772 wrote: »
    I think that was actually a question on my Mensa test.

    It was. I wrote the test questions.
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  • bikezappa
    bikezappa Posts: 2,463
    edited January 2008
    wingnut4772 wrote: »
    I have to take issue with you on the second half of #1.

    Well he was very good as the **** Man in Magnolia. I was convinced that he knew what he was tyalking about in that movie. My point was however that he was acting and selling, the same way in Magnolia and in the video about scientology. He is an actor who is probably paid by the scientology organization. Who knows what Tom thinks. He is an actor so he can lie very well.
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