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  • Tony MTony M Posts: 8,304
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    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
  • muncybobmuncybob Posts: 2,132
    too funny!
    Yep, my name really is Bob.
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  • audioluvraudioluvr Posts: 1,336
    A Danny in a pear tree? I don't get it...
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  • Tony MTony M Posts: 8,304
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    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
  • tonyp063tonyp063 Posts: 673
    Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels disliked Earl Grey tea.

    .
    Because all proper tea is theft.
  • Tony MTony M Posts: 8,304
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    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
  • warrenwarren Posts: 665
    [isnt it the cat that’s in stealth,mode ??
    Some final words,
    "If you keep banging your head against the wall,
    you're going to have headaches."
    Warren
  • Tony MTony M Posts: 8,304
    edited December 2018
    sure is...

    if it closed its eyes... :D
    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
  • What does a nosey pepper do ?






















    Gets jalapeno business.
    MrBigBlueLight
    Here to pick your brain & steal your cookies
    Shifting to Plan B+
  • Tony MTony M Posts: 8,304
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    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
  • Tony MTony M Posts: 8,304
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    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
  • Tony MTony M Posts: 8,304
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    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
  • tonybtonyb Posts: 31,439
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  • Tony MTony M Posts: 8,304
    edited January 2
    Starbucks ordering ...Sling Blade style. :D

    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
  • joecoulsonjoecoulson Posts: 3,448
    OMG thats awesome!!! I wish I could do that good a job of his voice - that movie is one of my fav's
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  • nooshinjohnnooshinjohn Posts: 21,320
    The Gear... Carver "Statement" Mono-blocks, TriangleArt Reference SE with Pass Labs Xono Phono Preamp, Walker Precision Motor Drive, ClearAudio Goldfinger Diamond v2 cartridge and Origin Conquerer Mk3c tonearm, Polk Audio "Signature" Reference Series 1.2TL with complete mods, Pass Labs X0.2 three chassis preamp, PS Audio PerfectWave DAC MkII, Pioneer Elite SC-LX701, Oppo UDP-205 4K Blu-ray player, Sony XBR70x850B 4k, Polk audio AB700/800 "in-wall" surrounds.

    Saying that it's "too hard" to pursue your dreams is no different than admitting to yourself that you are too lazy to achieve them.

    “If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.”
  • NotaSuvNotaSuv Posts: 2,701

    On the moors Kelly walked in a daze
    There she'd bark at the moon and the haze
    Still her friends weren't concerned
    For by now they had learned
    Once a month she would go through this phase.
  • deronb1deronb1 Posts: 4,758
    Two cannibals were eating a clown
    The one cannibal asked the other
    "does this taste funny to you?"
  • treitz3treitz3 Posts: 13,045
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    Canada announces that their wall is completed.

    Tom
    In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence.

    The best way to enjoy digital music reproduction is to never listen to good analogue reproduction.

    ~ When the law ends, tyranny begins ~
  • WillowWillow Posts: 9,638
    treitz3 wrote: »
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    Canada announces that their wall is completed.

    Tom

    Except that wall is only good from January to March. Also from Quebec to mid southern Ontario then from Manitoba to end of Alberta because southern and western BC don't really get snow.
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  • tonybtonyb Posts: 31,439
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    HT SYSTEM-
    Sony 850c 4k
    Pioneer elite vhx 21
    Sony 4k BRP
    SVS SB-2000
    Polk Sig. 20's
    Polk FX500 surrounds

    Cables-
    Acoustic zen Satori speaker cables
    Acoustic zen Matrix 2 IC's
    Wireworld eclipse 7 ic's
    Audio metallurgy ga-o digital cable

    Kitchen

    Sonos zp90
    Grant Fidelity tube dac
    B&k 1430
    Tad 803 speakers
  • nooshinjohnnooshinjohn Posts: 21,320
    Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist?

    He got off on a technicality...
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    Saying that it's "too hard" to pursue your dreams is no different than admitting to yourself that you are too lazy to achieve them.

    “If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.”
  • nooshinjohnnooshinjohn Posts: 21,320
    It's really hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs....

    They always take things literally.
    The Gear... Carver "Statement" Mono-blocks, TriangleArt Reference SE with Pass Labs Xono Phono Preamp, Walker Precision Motor Drive, ClearAudio Goldfinger Diamond v2 cartridge and Origin Conquerer Mk3c tonearm, Polk Audio "Signature" Reference Series 1.2TL with complete mods, Pass Labs X0.2 three chassis preamp, PS Audio PerfectWave DAC MkII, Pioneer Elite SC-LX701, Oppo UDP-205 4K Blu-ray player, Sony XBR70x850B 4k, Polk audio AB700/800 "in-wall" surrounds.

    Saying that it's "too hard" to pursue your dreams is no different than admitting to yourself that you are too lazy to achieve them.

    “If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.”
  • nooshinjohnnooshinjohn Posts: 21,320
    A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. The bartender says, "Do you mean a martini?"

    The Roman responds, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"
    The Gear... Carver "Statement" Mono-blocks, TriangleArt Reference SE with Pass Labs Xono Phono Preamp, Walker Precision Motor Drive, ClearAudio Goldfinger Diamond v2 cartridge and Origin Conquerer Mk3c tonearm, Polk Audio "Signature" Reference Series 1.2TL with complete mods, Pass Labs X0.2 three chassis preamp, PS Audio PerfectWave DAC MkII, Pioneer Elite SC-LX701, Oppo UDP-205 4K Blu-ray player, Sony XBR70x850B 4k, Polk audio AB700/800 "in-wall" surrounds.

    Saying that it's "too hard" to pursue your dreams is no different than admitting to yourself that you are too lazy to achieve them.

    “If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.”
  • nooshinjohnnooshinjohn Posts: 21,320
    A mathematician's wife is furious when he gets home at 3AM. "You said you'd be home by 11:45!"

    "Actually," the mathematician replies slyly, "I said I'd be home by a quarter of twelve."
    The Gear... Carver "Statement" Mono-blocks, TriangleArt Reference SE with Pass Labs Xono Phono Preamp, Walker Precision Motor Drive, ClearAudio Goldfinger Diamond v2 cartridge and Origin Conquerer Mk3c tonearm, Polk Audio "Signature" Reference Series 1.2TL with complete mods, Pass Labs X0.2 three chassis preamp, PS Audio PerfectWave DAC MkII, Pioneer Elite SC-LX701, Oppo UDP-205 4K Blu-ray player, Sony XBR70x850B 4k, Polk audio AB700/800 "in-wall" surrounds.

    Saying that it's "too hard" to pursue your dreams is no different than admitting to yourself that you are too lazy to achieve them.

    “If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.”
  • Tony MTony M Posts: 8,304
    I like this tee. :D

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    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
  • Tony MTony M Posts: 8,304
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    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
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