friends don't let friends...

Micah Cohen
Micah Cohen Posts: 2,022
edited April 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
Friends don't let friends... Drive Jettas. It's a chick car, guys.

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  • BrentMcGhee
    BrentMcGhee Posts: 548
    edited July 2005
    HAHAHAHA, i cant wait to show one of my friends this, He just bought a jetta and is so proud of it.
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  • aaharvel
    aaharvel Posts: 4,489
    edited July 2005
    lol. my uncle drives a 2002 Jetta.

    and no he's not ****. (but he is single) :rolleyes:
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  • Mike682
    Mike682 Posts: 2,074
    edited July 2005
    Originally posted by Micah Cohen
    Friends don't let friends... Drive Jettas. It's a chick car, guys.

    MC

    Exactly...
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  • nadams
    nadams Posts: 5,877
    edited July 2005
    Friend of mine drives a black jetta. It's not too girly. He's not ****, he actually just got engaged (to a woman).
    Ludicrous gibs!
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  • swerve
    swerve Posts: 1,862
    edited July 2005
    Originally posted by nadams
    Friend of mine drives a black jetta. It's not too girly. He's not ****, he actually just got engaged (to a woman).
    here is a song about Black Jettas and crazy crazy girls:

    "Yea. Tim, me and Olli have problems. Justin has none.

    Ex-girlfriends in black Jettas
    Everywhere I go, there it is
    When I take a stroll, there she is
    When I'm out the door, what I'm looking for
    Same looking car that I saw 12 seconds ago

    They're so popular you can't get away
    Girls drive 'em in Encino
    And they drive 'em in LA
    Some are different, some are older
    And their bodystyle is changed
    But my heart will still jump
    Because to me, they look the same

    Ex-girlfriends, black Jettas
    Ex-girlfriends, black Jettas
    Ex-girlfriends, black Jettas
    Ex-girlfriends, black Jettas

    I get so scared
    She's so filled with hate
    Can't pay attention to my new girl
    [Pssh... whatever!]
    Is that her license plate?
    [Oh my god, I'm trying to kiss you!]

    They're so popular you can't get away
    Girls drive 'em in Encino
    And they drive 'em in LA
    Some are different, some are older
    And their bodystyle is changed
    But my heart will still jump
    Because to me, they look the same

    Ex-girlfriends, black Jettas
    Ex-girlfriends, black Jettas
    Ex-girlfriends, black Jettas
    Ex-girlfriends, black Jettas

    Is that her license plate? [Oh ****!]
    Is that her? Check the rims. [They're coming after me.]
    About to crash, I can't relax [SCREEEECH.]
    Is that her? I can't tell! [Turn here! What the F***is that?]
    They all look the same. [What the F***is that?]
    They all play the game in black Jettas
    Windows tinted, right side dented [Oh ****, heh-heh]
    Last night one tried to kill me, I'm sure
    I think it was her
    Black Jettas on the attack
    She was wearing a big straw hat
    Or was it a different haircut?
    Or did she get fat? [Oh no!]
    I cannot tell, they look the same
    Black Jettas are driving me insane

    Ex-girlfriends, black Jettas
    Ex-girlfriends, black Jettas
    Ex-girlfriends, black Jettas
    Ex-girlfriends, black Jettas "

    Ima Robot - Black Jettas
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited July 2005
    Friends don't let friends post obscure, stupid effin' song lyrics, that no one cares to read anyway.

    That's ****, moreso than the car itself.
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • swerve
    swerve Posts: 1,862
    edited July 2005
    Originally posted by RuSsMaN
    Friends don't let friends post obscure, stupid effin' song lyrics, that no one cares to read anyway.

    That's ****, moreso than the car itself.
    Thanks and happy Monday to you too.

    I don't like the song but when I saw this thread I remembered it.

    obviously it's a joke Russ. The posting of the song was just another asset to this joke of a thread. :D

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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited July 2005
    Originally posted by Zero
    Or Neon's...

    You must not have driven the Neon SRT4 ,yet? It's not a chick car by no means. It's quicker and faster than 95% of the old muscle cars.

    But you are most correct about the normal Neons, though.:D
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited July 2005
    Originally posted by ND13
    You must not have driven the Neon SRT4 ,yet? It's not a chick car by no means. It's quicker and faster than 95% of the old muscle cars.

    But you are most correct about the normal Neons, though.:D

    You can dress her up all you want, it's still a Dodge Neon.
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,842
    edited July 2005
    Originally posted by dorokusai
    You can dress her up all you want, it's still a Dodge Neon.

    Want to see an SRT-4 owner's head split open in a coniption fit? Call his SRT-4 a Neon.

    The SRT-4 Neon is a snazzy ride but it has probably the biggest poser community of any car out there. Bunch of kids buying them and driving like idiots. The bench racing gets pretty funny too and if you believed them, the SRT-4 Neon is the ultimate vehicle and better and faster than everything else on the road. Go to the SRT forums and see how many of them have and will wreck them. It's a crying shame honestly. The car is not really forgiving to the inexperienced driver and will get away from you really quick. Teenagers that lack driving experience get into deadly trouble much too quickly. It takes some skill to drive a FWD car with that much torque. The tires are a bit too aggressive for that car IMO and offer no warning that they are about to break loose.

    Otherwise, the SRT-4 Neon is a neat ride. Dodge has to understand though that power isn't everything. The WRX, Focus SVT, Sentra SE-R and Mazda 3 are all selling or sold very well with half the power and all the "fun to drive" factor that the Neon has.
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited July 2005
    It's a driver's car for sure. A stage 2 version (aprox. 275 hp) won it's class at one of the multiclass events and came in 8th overall. Guess what came in 9th.......





























    Lambo Diablo. Hmmm $250-300k race version Lambo getes beat by a $20-25k Dodge. Somebody lost their ride I'll bet.


    And the point was it's not a chick car, unless it's Danica;) :eek:

    I'll look through all my past issues of R&T, Automoblie, MT, and C&D to find out which race it was.
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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited July 2005
    Mazda Miata = Chick car too.
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  • Sami
    Sami Posts: 4,634
    edited July 2005
    What is "****" is saying a car X is a chick car. Buying a car for what is images is "****". To most people a car is a tool to get from point A to point B, not to impress others.

    Friends don't let friends drink white zinfandel, or American beer, but then again if for some odd reason they like it then so be it.
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  • nadams
    nadams Posts: 5,877
    edited July 2005
    _That_ I can agree with, Steve :)

    I would take the Honda S2000 over the Miata any day in terms of a car that is not chick-driven :)

    Sami- you have to admit that some cars are just styled with a female "feel". Not sure what it is about the Miata, but it always looks like a chicks car. Jeeze, there was even an episode of Yes, Dear that delt with Greg buying a Miata and everyone told him it was a chick car... :)
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  • Sami
    Sami Posts: 4,634
    edited July 2005
    Originally posted by ND13
    It's a driver's car for sure. A stage 2 version (aprox. 275 hp) won it's class at one of the multiclass events and came in 8th overall. Guess what came in 9th.......
    Lambo Diablo. Hmmm $250-300k race version Lambo getes beat by a $20-25k Dodge. Somebody lost their ride I'll bet.
    What was this event and what were the criterias on how the cars were rated?
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  • Sami
    Sami Posts: 4,634
    edited July 2005
    Originally posted by nadams
    Sami- you have to admit that some cars are just styled with a female "feel".
    Yes and that would the Ford Mustang... ;)

    Camaro, a redneck car.
    BMW, a yuppie car.
    MB and Lexus, senior citizen with some money.
    Ford Crown Victoria, senior citizens w/o the money.
    Honda Civic, teenage pimp mobile.

    You can classify almost every car on the market for some group. The Jetta is an affordable car with great VAG feel (and I hope even a decent reliability). It offers something in that price range that others don't so there is a reason why people buy it. I wouldn't but that's for other reason than it being a "chick car".
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited July 2005
    I feel the same way about Miatas and Honda S2000's.

    Thats why men should drive trucks!! :D
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  • swerve
    swerve Posts: 1,862
    edited July 2005
    EX GIRLFRIENDS... BLACK JETTAS!
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited July 2005
    Originally posted by MacLeod
    I feel the same way about Miatas and Honda S2000's.

    Thats why men should drive trucks!! :D

    I drive a 2005 Dakota Quad Cab SLT with the 4.7 V8 and my commuter is a 1995 Chevy 1500 stepside with a 5.0 V8. I also dig chicks that drive trucks:p .
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    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited July 2005
    Originally posted by Sami
    What was this event and what were the criterias on how the cars were rated?

    I'm working on it. I have to dig thru about 2 years worth of past issues from 4 different rags.
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    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"
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