Here's A New One! Worst Movie Ever Made?

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  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited May 2005
    Did anyone mention fear and losthing on las vegas.





    Oh yea I did.:)
    Well it is worth mentioning twice.;)
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited May 2005
    Never saw it, most likely never will either.
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • aaharvel
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    edited May 2005
    "zap."

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  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited May 2005
    Originally posted by Ron-P
    Star Wars #1
    Star Wars #2

    ...is it too early to add #3 to the list?

    Also, Alone in the Dark.
    sad4.gif ok... :rolleyes:
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited May 2005
    Originally posted by Toxis
    sad4.gif ok... :rolleyes:

    x2

    :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

    Theres always gotta be one!

    My favorite morning radio show, Lex and Terry, are doing the same bit. Making fun of Star Wars and ripping the fans. Claiming to have never seen any of the films. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
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    I'll take that with a very small grain of salt considering you hated Blade Trinity yet loved Star Wars saying it's the best yet.

    When it comes down to it, there is almost no difference between the two films. Both have very bad acting and weak story lines. About the only difference is in the special effects. How you can love one and hate the other when they offer up nearly the same stuff doesn't say much.

    Sure, Lucas has created some great eye candy (at times) but that's it. Strip away the special effects and there's nothing left.
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  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited May 2005
    Originally posted by Ron-P


    Sure, Lucas has created some great eye candy (at times) but that's it. Strip away the special effects and there's nothing left.

    Nothing left?
    What about all the characters designed for children to love and admire, as well as all the marketing gimicks.
    Nothing left.;)
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited May 2005
    Ok, ok, you got me there.
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  • avelanchefan
    avelanchefan Posts: 2,401
    edited May 2005
    Well I hated "Last Action Hero" that was by far the worst Arnold movie ever made.
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
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    My favorite morning radio show, Lex and Terry, are doing the same bit. Making fun of Star Wars and ripping the fans. Claiming to have never seen any of the films.
    Umm, not quite the same bit. I have seen the previous 2 (so my ripping is justifiable) and I am not ripping the fans.
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  • aaharvel
    aaharvel Posts: 4,489
    edited May 2005
    I've seen Revenge OF The Sith. I think it is excellent.
    Aside from the Christensen/Portman scenes of course.

    Unlike Menace and Clones that WERE all style- little substance- this one has a nice blend of both.

    Ian Mc.Diarmond does a fantastic job- he steals the movie- and Christensen and Mc.Gregor are actually pretty solid. It's Jackson and Portman that were the let-downs- they acted like they didn't have a heartbeat.

    The duel in Menace- was all style, less substance.
    The duels in Clones were no style, no substance.
    The anakin/obi-wan duel in this one is unreal. The Best since Luke vs. Vader in Empire.

    Sure the script writing and dialogue are sub-par for the prequels- but that was the case for the original trilogy as well. I think most people forget that due to the fact we've all grown up and watching the new episodes as an adult for the purposes of nostalgia will never duplicate the great feeling of watching the originals when we were younger.

    I think that more than anything dooms I and II to "woulda, coulda, shoulda" class- but I believe Episode III delivers. I think only Empire is better. JMO
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  • thehaens@cox.net
    thehaens@cox.net Posts: 1,012
    edited May 2005
    Ok here is the worst I have seen....

    Eye of the Beholder (2000) w/ Ashley Judd

    Can someone explain what this movie was about...I must of missed something during the times I was dozing off..

    Short summary please..
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited May 2005
    Originally posted by Ron-P
    I'll take that with a very small grain of salt considering you hated Blade Trinity yet loved Star Wars saying it's the best yet.

    When it comes down to it, there is almost no difference between the two films. Both have very bad acting and weak story lines. About the only difference is in the special effects. How you can love one and hate the other when they offer up nearly the same stuff doesn't say much.

    Sure, Lucas has created some great eye candy (at times) but that's it. Strip away the special effects and there's nothing left.

    Um...yeah. Whatever.

    :rolleyes:

    I guess its one of those things. If you have to ask, you wouldnt understand.
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  • aaharvel
    aaharvel Posts: 4,489
    edited May 2005
    come on guys- no fighting.

    (being ref in here is starting to become a habit - lol)

    How about:

    EXORCIST 2?!?
    pretty bad, right?
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  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited May 2005
    Originally posted by thehaens@cox.ne
    Ok here is the worst I have seen....

    Eye of the Beholder (2000) w/ Ashley Judd

    Can someone explain what this movie was about...I must of missed something during the times I was dozing off..

    Short summary please..
    I tried to forget about this movie. You're right though, it was painful. I remember it ending and looking at my buddy saying "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT???" There was literally no climax and it just kinda... ended. Weak!
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  • thehaens@cox.net
    thehaens@cox.net Posts: 1,012
    edited May 2005
    Originally posted by Toxis
    I tried to forget about this movie. You're right though, it was painful. I remember it ending and looking at my buddy saying "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT???" There was literally no climax and it just kinda... ended. Weak!

    This post brought it back up, I forgot about it too. But it is the only movie that I can recall, the way you did. Like WTF just happened, and I can't believe I sat through this...I haven't watched it since, maybe there is some deeper message that I am missing....
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  • venomclan
    venomclan Posts: 2,467
    edited May 2005
    Wow,
    Many of the movies mentioned are some of my favorites. Come on guys, get out more and really see some movies that totally suck. How about:
    Breakin 2, Electric Boogaloo
    Maniac Cop
    The entire Leprechaun series
    Vibes
    Tremors, all of them
    Striptease
    Johnny Neumonic
    Weekend at Bernies

    This list goes on....
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  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited May 2005
    Originally posted by thehaens@cox.ne
    maybe there is some deeper message that I am missing....
    I'll never know or care. :p
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  • Pablo
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    edited May 2005
    What are you people thinking! Some of those movies were watchable if not actually good!

    We're talking the worst movie, right!

    How about Battlefield Earth. Now this one almost took out Traolta's career.

    Another almost career killer for a good actor. Volcano. I could hear Tommy Lee Jone's career actually cracking in the middle of this one!
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  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited May 2005
    Tommy Lee's career has been going down hill for a while though. Sure it almost started right around Volcano but when was the last time you didn't see him in his typical Type-Cast role? "Hey, we need a Good Guy cop who's a little older..."
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  • PolkThug
    PolkThug Posts: 7,532
    edited May 2005
    Originally posted by venomclan
    Wow,
    Many of the movies mentioned are some of my favorites. Come on guys, get out more and really see some movies that totally suck. How about:
    Breakin 2, Electric Boogaloo

    That movie was great!! Who can forget such loveable characters as Ozone, Hightop and Special K?!

    :D
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  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited May 2005
    how can you forget Ice T performing?

    I gotta run. Time to start walking on the ceiling.
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited May 2005
    Almost anything w/ Jim Carey or Sly Stallone.

    Oh yeah, lets not forget about J-LO.
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  • aaharvel
    aaharvel Posts: 4,489
    edited May 2005
    zap.
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited May 2005
    Here is a new one. 'CRASH'

    I just sat thru the 120 most excruciatingly painful minutes of my life!

    This is the STUPIDEST movie Ive EVER seen! Way worse than anything M Night Shittymovie every put out.

    Here's the jist:

    The LAPD is racist.
    White people are racist.
    Arabs are racist.
    Black people are racist.
    Hispanic people are racist.
    Asian people are racist.

    Thats it.

    This stupid piece of **** jumps from about 50 different plots so much you cant keep up and they all center around racism.

    Worst movie EVER!

    :rolleyes: x infinity!
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  • ledhed
    ledhed Posts: 1,088
    edited May 2005
    Originally posted by ND13
    Almost anything w/ Jim Carey or Sly Stallone.

    Oh yeah, lets not forget about J-LO.

    Gotta defend Carey here-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind-great film IMO. But as for bad-Final Destination 2, House of Wax, and (sadly :( ) Hitchhiker's Guide
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited May 2005
    Originally posted by ledhed
    Gotta defend Carey here-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind-great film IMO. But as for bad-Final Destination 2, House of Wax, and (sadly :( ) Hitchhiker's Guide

    Note the "almost", I thought The Truman Show was a very clever and well thought out movie.
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited May 2005
    I gotta also defend Jim Carrey. In his comedic roles he's exactly what he's supposed to be - an over-the-top goon. Assuming you have THAT TYPE of sense of humor, he's HILARIOUS. I laugh at almost every movie he does (barrring, say, the Cable Guy). He's not a great serious actor, but IMO a perfect comedic actor.

    "Ace Ventura", "Liar Liar", "Dumb and Dumber"... no one else coudl do those roles.
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited May 2005
    Originally posted by bobman1235
    I gotta also defend Jim Carrey. In his comedic roles he's exactly what he's supposed to be - an over-the-top goon. Assuming you have THAT TYPE of sense of humor, he's HILARIOUS. I laugh at almost every movie he does (barrring, say, the Cable Guy). He's not a great serious actor, but IMO a perfect comedic actor.

    "Ace Ventura", "Liar Liar", "Dumb and Dumber"... no one else coudl do those roles.

    I'm not saying that noone else's opinions matter. I'm just saying that IMO, most of his roles get on my nerves. I did like "Liar Liar", though. Robin Williams has done alot of great movies , but he has the tendency to get on my nerves, also, as does Bill Murray. "Stripes" is a classic, but "What About Bob" grates on me. Everybody has opinions on just about any subject, and my opinion is just that, my opinion. I respect everyone else's, but that doesn't mean I have to agree, but I did notice noone has disagreed with Sly or J-LO.
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  • wodom1
    wodom1 Posts: 1,054
    edited May 2005
    After watching Ocean's Twelve on Friday night, it now makes my personal list of worst movies ever.
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