Here's A New One! Worst Movie Ever Made?

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  • PolkThug
    PolkThug Posts: 7,532
    edited May 2005
    Rocky IV :mad:
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited May 2005
    I can't believe Underworld is on this list... It was not ' War and Peace' but definitely not the worst .....


    What about Showgirls?
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  • Shizelbs
    Shizelbs Posts: 7,433
    edited May 2005
    Its my opinion and I utterly hated that movie.
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  • AsSiMiLaTeD
    AsSiMiLaTeD Posts: 11,728
    edited May 2005
    Originally posted by Toxis
    1. Anything made by M. Night Shittymovie.
    2. Suburban Commando. :p
    3. I was gonna say Howard the Duck but was beaten to the punch.

    Who said LOTR? Tool.
    You're going to catagorically say "Anything made by M. Night Shittymovie" and then call someone a tool for adding LOTR to the list...:rolleyes: :confused:

    Tool:eek:
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  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited May 2005
    yeah. M. Night had one decent movie with Sixth Sense and I do mean decent (at best!). Everything else has been an absolute joke of Hollywood and Americans. I can't believe this guy actually has fans, but so does Kenny G.
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  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited May 2005
    Originally posted by Polkmaniac
    You're going to catagorically say "Anything made by M. Night Shittymovie" and then call someone a tool for adding LOTR to the list...:rolleyes: :confused:

    Tool:eek:


    Yeah Tool.:eek:
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited May 2005
    Originally posted by lomic
    This is in odd selection - I don't get into arguments on boards, but those are the most perplexing selections for worst movie of all time I've ever seen.

    The Thin Red Line:
    Stupid. Mind numbingly stupid. Boring to boot. Very little action it seemed. Just a lot of shots of them walking while spewing out some crap that was supposed to be poetry or something. Stopped watching it halfway thru.

    Shaft:
    Boring. Poorly written. Stopped watching it halfway thru.

    Apocolypse Now:
    I know this is supposed to be some great artistic achievement but it was lost on me. Made no sense and was just stupid. Im sure Im alone on this cause I have absolutely no artistic ability or comprehension. Give me tittys and explosions!

    Finding Neverland:
    Was forced to watch this at a family gathering. Bad enough I had to look at Commie Depp but this movie was painfully boring abd just baaaaad.

    The Village:
    Ill quote my hero Toxis, "Anything made by M Night Shittymovie".

    "M Night Shittymovie" WAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

    And yes, anybody that puts Lord of the Rings on their list is a tool!

    :p
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  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited May 2005
    Originally posted by MacLeod


    And yes, anybody that puts Lord of the Rings on their list is a tool!

    :p

    Totally could not get into this movie. warlocks, dragons, midgets or whatever took place in this far fetched fantasy land just didn't do anything for me. I was boored to death trying to get into this move.:confused:
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited May 2005
    Let's not get too personal here, these are just MOVIE opinions we're talking about... :)

    My vote goes to Gigli. I finally tried watching this the other day, and figured it COULDN'T be as bad as everyone said... and boy was I wrong. I could barely watch it.

    I think any Wes Anderson movie would get voted upt here by me too. Just tried watching "The Life Aquatic" and was bored to tears. WTF.

    Also, to the person who voted for Rocky IV... did you mean Rocky V? IV was the one with teh Russian, and while ridiculous to think that a boxing match would solve the Cold War, is still regarded as decent with regards to ROCKY movies (whether you like those in general is another story... I do, but...). Rocky V on the other hand is generally regarded as a piece of garbage that many would like to think never happened.
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  • aaharvel
    aaharvel Posts: 4,489
    edited May 2005
    ok guys enough with the name-calling. opinions right?

    how about this one:

    Superman IV
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  • Roy Munson
    Roy Munson Posts: 886
    edited May 2005
    The Blair Witch Project is also on my list. If that chick had just said the "F" word a few more times I might have liked it. [sarcasm] How this movie got all of the hype it did just escapes me...not only that how did it get the rep as being scary?? Geez, I just hated this flick!!
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  • gregure
    gregure Posts: 871
    edited May 2005
    Just remembered another movie that was so horrible I could not even finish watching it. A friend who likes "independent films" once recommended "Buffalo '66" to me. What an arrogant, crapload of wasted film.
    First of all, the writer/director/star is so ugly it's hard to watch him, let alone identify w/ him, add to that a horrible story, not to mention a scene where said writer/director/star includes a scene in which someone is admiring the size of his ****, and you have one ridiculous movie that was obviously made on a shoestring budget because the guy has no talent. How he ever got it distributed I have no idea. Even the scene where Ben Gazara (sp?) lip synchs to a Frank Sinatra recording while the background falls away to a red backdrop was just so **** weird it wasn't even funny or interesting. Really a terrible movie.
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  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited May 2005
    Originally posted by MacLeod
    The Village:
    Ill quote my hero Toxis, "Anything made by M Night Shittymovie".

    "M Night Shittymovie" WAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
    Thanks brothah.
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
    edited May 2005
    Originally posted by aaharvel
    ok guys enough with the name-calling. opinions right?

    how about this one:

    Superman IV

    I almost walked out of the theater on this one. Good freakin lord, who edited this thing? Didn't they see all the damn wires that were plain as day??? I mean, you may miss a little something here or there, but practically every f-ing flying scene there were wires plain as day.

    Nuclear Man is about as bad as a roaring shark!

    I'll also add the ONLY movie I ever left a theater in the middle of to this list...

    Natural Born Killers

    TERRIBLE!!!

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  • landry_p2000
    landry_p2000 Posts: 1,313
    edited May 2005
    Originally posted by aaharvel
    Jaws 4 has my vote.

    (Quick! someone impale the shark with the boat as he stands on his tail and roars like a lion!)

    http://efilmcritic.com/review.php?movie=2301

    http://www.jabootu.com/jaws4.htm

    LMAO.
    why am i laughing? I should be crying. I wasted 90 minutes of my life watching this heap.

    ROFLMAO!

    I will have to go with "The Brotherhood of the Wolf". The wolf was phony lookin' as hell. This movie BLOWS!

    Well, I have to agree that Jaws 4 whistles in the wind as well.

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  • aaharvel
    aaharvel Posts: 4,489
    edited May 2005
    "Zap."
    "ROAR!"

    "Zap."
    "ROAR!"
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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited May 2005
    ...and I thought nothing could suck worse than Jaws III...LOL
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  • aaharvel
    aaharvel Posts: 4,489
    edited May 2005
    you know something i just realized- can Sharks even survive the warm water in the Bahamas? Can they?

    "It's me the sharks after!"

    "Zap."
    "ROAR!!!!!!!!"
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
    edited May 2005
    Originally posted by aaharvel
    "Zap."
    "ROAR!"

    "Zap."
    "ROAR!"


    LMAO!!!

    Ya have to wonder what was going through the Directors mind when he made this stink pile.

    "Ok, for the climax, we're going to out do them all! Our heros will be in a big boat with sharkey chasing them. This guy will be shocking it with an electronic device forcing it to stand on its tail in the water while screaming out horrendous ROARS! Then, the woman will take over the boat and impale it with the pointy front of the boat. We're talking Oscar here guys!!!"

    Meanwhile, Michael Caine is asking himself..."WTF did I sign up for? My career is being impaled along with the shark! ROARRRRR! MY CAREER...ROARRRRRRRR!!!"

    Director: "Hey Michael, care to be the voice over for the roaring shark?"


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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited May 2005
    Originally posted by Roy Munson
    The Blair Witch Project is also on my list. If that chick had just said the "F" word a few more times I might have liked it. [sarcasm] How this movie got all of the hype it did just escapes me...not only that how did it get the rep as being scary?? Geez, I just hated this flick!!

    I actually like this movie quite a bit. Although I strongly agree with you that those were the 3 most annoying people on the face of the earth. I didnt mind seeing them die horribly!

    While the daytime scenes with them were painful at best, the night scenes were creepy as hell.
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  • aaharvel
    aaharvel Posts: 4,489
    edited May 2005
    i wasn't crazy over Blair Witch. but for the resources ($) that was a pretty effective movie in what they were trying to do- to recreate suspense. The "it's dark and i'm lost in the woods" type suspense.

    "Zap."
    "ROAR!!!"
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  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited May 2005
    Originally posted by john d. strong
    Natural Born Killers

    TERRIBLE!!!

    John
    wow, really? I can see why some people would say that but the cinematography (sp?) was amazing and the story line was beyond f'ed up which I'm a huge fan of. :p
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  • PolkThug
    PolkThug Posts: 7,532
    edited May 2005
    I love NBK.

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  • Nelson57
    Nelson57 Posts: 190
    edited May 2005
    Has anyone seen "Alone in Dark" yet? Well if you haven't dont! Take my word for it, it belongs on this list.
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  • BrentMcGhee
    BrentMcGhee Posts: 548
    edited May 2005
    ummm.... i would have to say any movie with steven segall in it is gonna be pretty bad, maybe not the worst movie ever, but definatley pretty bad.

    I also am the type of person that does not turn movies off in the middle of them... if i start to watch a movie i am going to finish it! But there are two movies so far that did not even past that test.

    I turned off Kill Bill Volume 1 about 1hour20min into it after being fed up with the the ridicoulous fakey fight sequences with the over done blood that did not even look realy (looked like kool-aid) And especially the terrible cliche lines that i guess were to make her sound toough and who can forget the freakin' 20 min of stupid animated crap that only fly's over in china.

    The other movie i turned off in the middle of was You got served. I do not even know why i started to watch this movei in the first place. I hate everything about that movie and the culture that suroudns it. All it was was a bunch of ignorant ghetto people that cant' act worth a damn. Agghhhh ignorant, unintelligent ghetto. hip-hop people drive me nuts!!!!!
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  • MSALLA
    MSALLA Posts: 1,602
    edited May 2005
    Steven Segal can't even kick his leg up anymore. It's time for him to hang it up.
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  • landry_p2000
    landry_p2000 Posts: 1,313
    edited May 2005
    Originally posted by MSALLA
    Steven Segal can't even kick his leg up anymore. It's time for him to hang it up.

    Isn't he like 163 years old now? ;)
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  • aaharvel
    aaharvel Posts: 4,489
    edited May 2005
    163 ? maybe.

    what i do know is he looks like dog$hit.
    he's got a beergut the size of a keg these days.
    i don't care if he could break my neck with his pinkie finger- how's the creepy **** going to catch me?
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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited May 2005
    I actually like two of M. Night Shyamalan's movies. he last one wasn't that good. but how can you forget the Sixth Sense? loved by many people. only his latest sucked wind.

    his whole career isn't based on his last movie. c'mon gimme a break. :mad:

    You can't forget Stuart Little he had a hand in that movie as well. how many people remember that factoid? :p
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited May 2005
    Star Wars #1
    Star Wars #2

    ...is it too early to add #3 to the list?

    Also, Alone in the Dark.
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