Here's A New One! Worst Movie Ever Made?
aaharvel
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Jaws 4 has my vote.
(Quick! someone impale the shark with the boat as he stands on his tail and roars like a lion!)
http://efilmcritic.com/review.php?movie=2301
LMAO.
why am i laughing? I should be crying. I wasted 90 minutes of my life watching this heap.
(Quick! someone impale the shark with the boat as he stands on his tail and roars like a lion!)
http://efilmcritic.com/review.php?movie=2301
LMAO.
why am i laughing? I should be crying. I wasted 90 minutes of my life watching this heap.
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Originally posted by aaharvel
Jaws 4 has my vote.
(Quick! someone impale the shark with the boat as he stands on his rear fins and roars like a lion!)
WAAAAAAAAA!!!
I saw that on TV last week. I'm like...WTF??? When did sharks have the ability to f-ing roar???
Not a high point in the career of Michael Caine.
Yeah, really bad movie! Got my vote.
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oh and to make it worse- after they impale the shark the thing explodes.
WTF?!? EXPLODES?!?
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Soul Plane or Underworld.
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a never ending story. way too long and quite stupid.
lord of the rings,fear and loathing in Las Vegas.Skynut
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The Thin Red Line
Shaft
Apocolypse Now
Finding Neverland
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Originally posted by MacLeod
The Thin Red Line
Shaft
Apocolypse Now
Finding Neverland
The Village
Apocolypse Now and Shaft?
The rest I have never saw?/seen?/viewed.Skynut
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Sphere...followed closely by Congo. Sad part is, I am a huge Michael Crichton fan....but these movies SUCK!"Just because youre offended doesnt mean youre right." - Ricky Gervais
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Sorry guys, but a lot of the movies above are nowhere near the worst movie ever made. I mean, I know we all have our opinions, but Apcalypse Now? Underworld? These are movies w/ high production value and at least some redeeming qualities (ok, maybe not Underworld).
Jaws 4 is a lot closer to the mark in something that is widely regarded as very poor despite the resources available to the production.
I think to qualify a film would have to misfire on about all levels (writing, acting, directing, production value, etc.) A movie that ends the career of the executive who greenlit it. Something like Howard the Duck, perhaps.Current System:
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"HOWARD THE DUCK" heh heh heh
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heheh. i stand by my choice.
Jaws 4 is the worst movie ever made.
it got 0% on rottentomatoes.com lol.
The other movies i had in mind were Mannequin 2, Neverending Story2, and Supergirl- they're just as bad but since Jaws 4 attempts to take itself seriously- well.... yeah.
Jaws: "ROAR!!!!!!!!!" -
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Plan 9 from Outer Space. The all time champ.
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Originally posted by Frank Z
Plan 9 from Outer Space. The all time champ.
This movie is so bad that it is unintentionally funny and therefore should be considered a good flick! LOL2 Channel:
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I never stop watching a film even if I dislike it, but the closest I've ever been to hit stop and burn my eyes out with acid was Timeline - and I never read the book so it wasn't that - the movie was just so horrible in every way.The Thin Red Line
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Originally posted by lomic
I never stop watching a film even if I dislike it...
Thanks, you reminded me of the one I truly can't stand, and did walk out of, Dumb and Dumberer. -
Originally posted by aaharvel
heheh. i stand by my choice.
Jaws 4 is the worst movie ever made.
it got 0% on rottentomatoes.com lol.
The other movies i had in mind were Mannequin 2, Neverending Story2, and Supergirl- they're just as bad but since Jaws 4 attempts to take itself seriously- well.... yeah.
Jaws: "ROAR!!!!!!!!!"
Hey, thanks very much AAHarvel!!! Now I can't get that stupid **** ROAR out of my head!
Supergirl had it's bad and very bad parts, but the chick that played her made it bearable to watch. I hope they do a remake of this.
ROARRRRRRRRRR!!! :cool:
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Worst movie I have ever seen. (and I sat through Dungeons and Dragons)
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****, The Fast and the Furious (and the sequel), pretty much anything with Vin Diesel with the exception of Boiler Room, which was decent IMO"I got into the music business thinking it was really radical, that it wasn't really a business at all, that it was a lot of people being artistic and creative. Not true, and it made me very depressed."
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Just about any movie shown on mystery sceince theater.
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Helen Slater, definately worth watchingOriginally posted by john d. strong
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Eyes Wide Shut. It actually PO's me the time wasted on that thing...
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Originally posted by Shizelbs
Thanks, you reminded me of the one I truly can't stand, and did walk out of, Dumb and Dumberer.
I didn't make it through the first scene of that movie.
I still think Beat Street (or any rap movie) is the worst movie of all time.Michael
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Go try pret' a porter (ready to wear) Or whatever the hell it's name is.
I mean, look at the (should be) fairly decent cast:
Marcello Mastroianni .... Sergei/Sergio
Sophia Loren .... Isabella de la Fontaine
Jean-Pierre Cassel .... Olivier de la Fontaine
Kim Basinger .... Kitty Potter
Chiara Mastroianni .... Sophie Choiset
Stephen Rea .... Milo O'Brannigan
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1. Anything made by M. Night Shittymovie.
2. Suburban Commando.
3. I was gonna say Howard the Duck but was beaten to the punch.
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