just when you thought you were a bad ****

dave shepard

A recording of a phone message left by a man who witnessed a car accident on his way to work. Listen to his hilarious play-by-play:


http://mfile.akamai.com/5022/wma/coast.download.akamai.com/5022/clips/05/02/020305_incident.asx

http://mfile.akamai.com/5022/rm/coast.download.akamai.com/5022/clips/05/02/020305_incident.ram

Frank Z

http://clubpolk.polkaudio.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=26830

MacLeod

This reminds me of a funny story.
Perhaps the funniest thing Ive ever witnessed first hand!

I was deliviering beer in the 'hood a while back and this dude was arguing with a chick. They were all up in each others faces and yelling. "F you ****!" "F you ****-f***er!" and so on.

They were standing at his car and the girl finally walks off toward her car still yelling back at each other "F you". The girl gets in the back seat of a car which has 3 other girls in it. The dude then walks up to the car, opens the back door and proceeded to choke her!! Shaking her back and forth by the neck.

I yelled "HEY!" and jumped off the back of the truck to go pull his punk **** off but before I got halfway across the street all 3 girls jumped over the seat into the back and started whoopin' the **** out of him!!! The car was rocking back and forth and all you could here was a bunch of chicks screaming and this dude yelling "let me go!"

After a good 30 seconds, the dude emerges from the car with his shirt ripped, his hat gone, his eyes as big as silver dollars and runs backwards to his car yelling "F y'all" the whole way. Gets in his car and drove off.