BTW, in case you didn't know, we caught the rat ****!

Jstas
Jstas Posts: 14,804
edited December 2003 in Car Audio & Electronics
Expert Moron Extraordinaire

You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
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  • CPHILHOWER
    CPHILHOWER Posts: 343
    edited December 2003
    Wher else is he going to live? We did turn his "Bunker" into a Crater.
    Chris
  • PoweredByDodge
    PoweredByDodge Posts: 4,185
    edited December 2003
    ... AND I fked his mom!!!!

    little **** hole **** **** - may he rot in pieces... I hope we cut him up in tiny chunks and feed him to the Kurds.
    The Artist formerly known as PoweredByDodge
  • sntnsupermen131
    sntnsupermen131 Posts: 1,831
    edited December 2003
    that or do what the indians did
    wrap him in wet leather and put him in the sun and let him dry, the leather tightens, slowly squeezing the life out of him
    ...
    -Cody
  • PoweredByDodge
    PoweredByDodge Posts: 4,185
    edited December 2003
    cody woulda made a good secret agent.
    The Artist formerly known as PoweredByDodge
  • CPHILHOWER
    CPHILHOWER Posts: 343
    edited December 2003
    Does he like his drinks "Shaken, Not stirred"?
    Chris
  • sntnsupermen131
    sntnsupermen131 Posts: 1,831
    edited December 2003
    Originally posted by PoweredByDodge
    cody woulda made a good secret agent.
    who says im not?
    hmmm...makes you wonder huh?
    -Cody
  • Kschultz76
    Kschultz76 Posts: 59
    edited December 2003
    Cody,
    What's your theme song?

    I personally think they should use the **** to test bio and nerve agents......something slow, painful, and disfiguring.
  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,804
    edited December 2003
    No.

    Tie him to a pole in the middle of Baghdad.

    Everyone gets in line and handed a pin.

    Each person gets to **** him with a pin once.

    When the last person **** him, the dump a bucket of lemon juice on his head.
    Expert Moron Extraordinaire

    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
  • Kschultz76
    Kschultz76 Posts: 59
    edited December 2003
    That's a good idea......maybe you should be a secret agent too....
  • sntnsupermen131
    sntnsupermen131 Posts: 1,831
    edited December 2003
    my theme song is "were not going to make it" by the presidents of the united states of america (also sang "peaches" and "dune buggy")
    we could always put him in a room with michael jackson singing, thatd crack anybody
    -Cody
  • MTXMAN
    MTXMAN Posts: 682
    edited December 2003
    I like John's idea :D
    Hemi: (HEM -e) adj. Mopar in type, V8, hot tempered, native to the United States, carnivorous, eats primarily Mustangs, Camaros, and Corvettes. Also enjoys smoking a good import now and then to relax.
  • Keske944
    Keske944 Posts: 134
    edited December 2003
    As member of the military here is my idea...

    Cut off a millimeter of his body for every person he's killed starting with his dick.

    Although giving him to the Kurds would be most entertaining as well.

    As far as nerve agents there really isn't anything "slow" (most can kill you in about 3 minuets). Sorry but i work the Nuclear Boilogical and Chemical warfare side in my job. What you really want to do is use a blister agent. Depending on what ya use they can cause burning and stinging on contact or you may not show any symptons until four hours after exposure. Give him a gas mask too so it dosn't blister his lungs (there is a reason for this). You see the most affected parts of the body wehn attacked by blister agents are the warm sweaty parts... you know, neck, armpits, GROIN. You hit him with one of thoes and keep him alive (thus teh reason for the gas mask) adn he will wish tath he could die. Espically considering that tehse blisters can get the size of somones hand. Then after the blister have formed you can use the "tie em to a pole, give people pins, let em pop the blisters, then pour the lemon juice over em."

    Now that my friends is a winner of a plan

    Let your imagination take off with the possiblilities on that one.
    Patience... patience...

    Screw patience... Crank the volume and floor it you panzie.
  • MTXMAN
    MTXMAN Posts: 682
    edited December 2003
    we have this chemical agent at work that we use in our soldering process, that stuff would make the lemon juice feel like cool water in comparison. can't remember the name of it but that's what we should use ;D
    Hemi: (HEM -e) adj. Mopar in type, V8, hot tempered, native to the United States, carnivorous, eats primarily Mustangs, Camaros, and Corvettes. Also enjoys smoking a good import now and then to relax.