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  • NotaSuv
    NotaSuv Posts: 3,815
    edited December 2009
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    I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
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  • wutadumsn23
    wutadumsn23 Posts: 3,702
    edited December 2009
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    mhardy6647 wrote: »
    no matter where you go, there you are...


    OMG, that is too funny. I used that exact quote in my yearbook for my Senior Bio, lol.
    HT Rig
    Receiver- Onkyo TX-SR806
    Mains- Polk Audio Monitor 70
    Center- Polk Audio CS2
    Surrounds- Polk Audio TSi 500's :D
    Sub- Polk Audio PSW125
    Retired- Polk Audio Monitor 40's
    T.V.- 60" Sony SXRD KDS-60A2000 LCoS
    Blu-Ray- 80 GB PS3


    2 CH rig (in progress)
    Polk Audio Monitor 10A's :cool:

    It's not that I'm insensitive, I just don't care.. :D
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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,027
    edited December 2009
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    why is it that one always finds stuff in the last place one looks for it?
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  • concealer404
    concealer404 Posts: 7,440
    edited December 2009
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    mhardy6647 wrote: »
    why is it that one always finds stuff in the last place one looks for it?

    I don't know about YOU, but i typically stop looking for something once i find it.


    "Oh look! THERE'S my keys! Hrmmm... i wonder if they're in the bedroom?"
    I don't read the newsssspaperssss because dey aaaallllllllll...... have ugly print.

    Living Room: B&K Reference 5 S2 / Parasound HCA-1000A / Emotiva XDA-2 / Pioneer BDP-51FD / Paradigm 11se MKiii

    Desk: Schiit Magni 2 Uber / Schiit Modi 2 Uber / ISK HD9999

    Office: Schiit Magni 2 Uber / Schiit Modi 2 Uber / Dynaco SCA-80Q / Paradigm Legend V.3

    HT: Denon AVR-X3400H / Sony UBP-X700 / RT16 / CS350LS / RT7 / SVS PB1000
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  • everpress
    everpress Posts: 862
    edited December 2009
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    concealer404 wrote: »
    I don't know about YOU, but i typically stop looking for something once i find it.


    "Oh look! THERE'S my keys! Hrmmm... i wonder if they're in the bedroom?"

    Eff that!
    I like to spice things up and look for **** I don't even own in places I've never even been before!

    ? Harmon Kardon AVR 55 (dead; replacing with Onkyo TX NR-616)
    ? Polk RTA 11TL's (FR and FL)
    ? Polk TSi200's (RR and RL)
    ? Polk CS10 (Center)
    ? Polk PSW-350
    ? Grado SR-60i Headphones
    ? Fii0 E5 headphone amp
    ? iPod touch (8 gig)
    ? iPod Classic (80 gig)
    ? Mac Mini (as media server)
    ? xbox 360
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  • concealer404
    concealer404 Posts: 7,440
    edited December 2009
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    everpress wrote: »
    Eff that!
    I like to spice things up and look for **** I don't even own in places I've never even been before!

    That's so hardcore.

    It's cactuar!!!
    I don't read the newsssspaperssss because dey aaaallllllllll...... have ugly print.

    Living Room: B&K Reference 5 S2 / Parasound HCA-1000A / Emotiva XDA-2 / Pioneer BDP-51FD / Paradigm 11se MKiii

    Desk: Schiit Magni 2 Uber / Schiit Modi 2 Uber / ISK HD9999

    Office: Schiit Magni 2 Uber / Schiit Modi 2 Uber / Dynaco SCA-80Q / Paradigm Legend V.3

    HT: Denon AVR-X3400H / Sony UBP-X700 / RT16 / CS350LS / RT7 / SVS PB1000
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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,027
    edited December 2009
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    concealer404 wrote: »
    I don't know about YOU, but i typically stop looking for something once i find it.


    "Oh look! THERE'S my keys! Hrmmm... i wonder if they're in the bedroom?"

    Don't you ever get tempted to keep looking... just to see what else turns up?
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  • jflail2
    jflail2 Posts: 2,868
    edited December 2009
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    I once took a dump, finished my cigarette, dropped it into the toilet, took a picture, and "Smokey and the Bandit" became our dorm bathroom mascot...

    (Cut me some slack, that was 16 years ago....)
    2007 Club Polk Football Pool Champ

    2010 Club Polk Fantasy Football Champ

    2011 Club Polk Football Pool Champ


    "It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!"
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited December 2009
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    Ya wanna make God laugh . . . tell him your plans for tomorrow.
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited December 2009
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    I really hate Windows right now. Probably my fault, but I'm going to blame that program today.

    Worst effing time ever to have a virus problem with a network computer. :mad:
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  • obieone
    obieone Posts: 5,077
    edited December 2009
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    If I knew what I was doing, I'd be Bill Gates!

    And that stupid f*ck, STILL gets up everyday, and goes to work!
    I refuse to argue with idiots, because people can't tell the DIFFERENCE!
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  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 11,015
    edited December 2009
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    He's afraid he'll loose it all if he takes a break...

    I'm resting in a way myself now. I'll go back to work soon ...maybe National Security.
    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
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  • halo71
    halo71 Posts: 4,572
    edited December 2009
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    If you continue to do what you have always done. You will continue to get what you have always got. :cool:
    --Gary--
    Onkyo Integra M504, Bottlehead Foreplay III, Denon SACD, Thiel CS2.3, NHT VT-2, VT-3 and Evolution T6, Infinity RSIIIa, SDA1C and a few dozen other speakers around the house I change in and out.
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited December 2009
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    There's a chicken with a can of beer shoved up his ****.
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  • jimmydep
    jimmydep Posts: 1,305
    edited December 2009
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    Why doesn't someone replace the empty roll of toilet paper???
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited December 2009
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    :o:o:o:o
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  • MrNightly
    MrNightly Posts: 3,370
    edited December 2009
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    Mmmm Tastes like Chicken!
    Honoured to be, an original SOPA founding member
    Stuff...

    RTi12's - front
    CSi5 - center
    FXi3's - surrounds
    RTi4's - surrounds
    SVS PB12-NSD/2 - sub :D:D:D
    Denon 3805
    Rotel RB-985 5-Channel Amplifier

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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited December 2009
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    jimmydep wrote: »
    Why doesn't someone replace the empty roll of toilet paper???

    Where is the spare roll?
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited December 2009
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    There was a monkey sitting on a fence,
    **** his p$cker with a monkey wrench,
    cat flew down and hit him in the balls,
    made him s&it his overalls.
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  • xj4094dg
    xj4094dg Posts: 1,158
    edited December 2009
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    Tigers can not purr. Cheetahs can purr. Tiger can purr. :)
    "The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it." Neil deGrasse Tyson.
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited January 2010
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    Demiurge wrote: »
    There's a chicken with a can of beer shoved up his ****.

    demibeercanchickena.jpg

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  • Knucklehead
    Knucklehead Posts: 3,602
    edited January 2010
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    1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

    2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

    3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

    4. A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

    5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

    6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

    7. "Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home."
    "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
    "Is it common?"
    "Well, It's Not Unusual."

    8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
    "I don't believe you," says Dolly.
    "It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

    9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

    10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

    11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

    12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"

    The doctor replied, "I know, I amputated your arms!"

    13. I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

    14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

    15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"

    16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Not surprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

    17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse.
    "But why," they asked, as they moved off
    "Because," he said. "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

    18. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt , and is named 'Ahmal.' The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him 'Juan'

    Years later,Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

    19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) ... a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

    20.. A dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail. The call went out that there was a small medium at large.

    21. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.



    Happy New Year!
    Polk Audio Surround Bar 360
    Mirage PS-12
    LG BDP-550
    Motorola HD FIOS DVR
    Panasonic 42" Plasma
    XBOX 360[/SIZE]

    Office stuff

    Allied 395 receiver
    Pioneer CDP PD-M430
    RT8t's & Wharfedale Diamond II's[/SIZE]

    Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. ~Ronald Reagan
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited March 2010
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    Thank you.
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  • quadzilla
    quadzilla Posts: 1,543
    edited March 2010
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    Why does my milk go *crunch* sometimes? And do the noises in my head bother you? I guess that's two. Will people get upset if I post two random thoughts? Well, who cares? The thread is "random thoughts", not "random thought". Oh, and now I'm rambling. Well, isn't that the definition of random thoughts; to just sort of ramble on? Kind of a stream of consciousness that I'm laying by on a warm, summer glau is so hotntots is a name by any other would smell as sweetness and light, and I'm not all sweetness and lightheaded fools are amusing.......
    Turntable: Empire 208
    Arm: Rega 300
    Cart: Shelter 501 III
    Phono Pre: Aural Thrills
    Digital: Pioneer DV-79ai
    Pre: Conrad Johnson ET3 SE
    Amp: Conrad Johnson Evolution 2000
    Cables: Cardas Neutral Reference
    Speakers: SDA 2.3TL, heavily modified
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  • concealer404
    concealer404 Posts: 7,440
    edited March 2010
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    Where has everpress gone?
    I don't read the newsssspaperssss because dey aaaallllllllll...... have ugly print.

    Living Room: B&K Reference 5 S2 / Parasound HCA-1000A / Emotiva XDA-2 / Pioneer BDP-51FD / Paradigm 11se MKiii

    Desk: Schiit Magni 2 Uber / Schiit Modi 2 Uber / ISK HD9999

    Office: Schiit Magni 2 Uber / Schiit Modi 2 Uber / Dynaco SCA-80Q / Paradigm Legend V.3

    HT: Denon AVR-X3400H / Sony UBP-X700 / RT16 / CS350LS / RT7 / SVS PB1000
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  • halo71
    halo71 Posts: 4,572
    edited March 2010
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    When oh when will I get a set of SDA's? :rolleyes:

    Oh yeah, when I don't have a wife that will not allow me to use my tax refund on things I don't need. :rolleyes:
    --Gary--
    Onkyo Integra M504, Bottlehead Foreplay III, Denon SACD, Thiel CS2.3, NHT VT-2, VT-3 and Evolution T6, Infinity RSIIIa, SDA1C and a few dozen other speakers around the house I change in and out.
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  • concealer404
    concealer404 Posts: 7,440
    edited March 2010
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    halo71 wrote: »
    When oh when will I get a set of SDA's? :rolleyes:

    Oh yeah, when I don't have a wife that will not allow me to use my tax refund on things I don't need. :rolleyes:

    Double or triple negative? :p

    Tell her that you NEED SDAs in order for your marriage to be a success. :eek:
    I don't read the newsssspaperssss because dey aaaallllllllll...... have ugly print.

    Living Room: B&K Reference 5 S2 / Parasound HCA-1000A / Emotiva XDA-2 / Pioneer BDP-51FD / Paradigm 11se MKiii

    Desk: Schiit Magni 2 Uber / Schiit Modi 2 Uber / ISK HD9999

    Office: Schiit Magni 2 Uber / Schiit Modi 2 Uber / Dynaco SCA-80Q / Paradigm Legend V.3

    HT: Denon AVR-X3400H / Sony UBP-X700 / RT16 / CS350LS / RT7 / SVS PB1000
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  • halo71
    halo71 Posts: 4,572
    edited March 2010
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    concealer404 wrote: »
    Double or triple negative? :p

    Well if I had thought about it before I typed, would it still have been a random thought? I think not! :D


    EDIT: And I want this (gotpolk?) on a tee shirt! We know anyone that does silkscreening? lol
    --Gary--
    Onkyo Integra M504, Bottlehead Foreplay III, Denon SACD, Thiel CS2.3, NHT VT-2, VT-3 and Evolution T6, Infinity RSIIIa, SDA1C and a few dozen other speakers around the house I change in and out.
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,776
    edited March 2010
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    Saran wrap and pickles...
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  • obieone
    obieone Posts: 5,077
    edited March 2010
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    Does whipped cream come from kinky cows?
    I refuse to argue with idiots, because people can't tell the DIFFERENCE!
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