Tired of being a mere 'Polkster'?

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  • tonybtonyb Posts: 27,215
    edited June 2010
    ....than a woman with breast on her back,but it.......
  • TECHNOKIDTECHNOKID Posts: 4,323
    edited June 2010
    zingo wrote: »
    I'm sad this thread doesn't matter any more...
    tonyb wrote: »
    ....than a woman with breast on her back,but it.......

    ...has been revived by zingo, 3 cheers for zingo! :cool:
  • WillowWillow Posts: 8,663
    edited June 2010
    Who gave this thread CPR like he would have on a dying....
  • TECHNOKIDTECHNOKID Posts: 4,323
    edited June 2010
    ...and the spammer has been reported and therefore ignore him since as predicted by Willow he'll be dying...
  • txcoastal1txcoastal1 Posts: 7,470
    Call 911
  • F1nutF1nut Posts: 37,344
    Some people call 411 to get the 911 number. Yes, they walk among us.
  • lightman1lightman1 Posts: 8,051
    F1nut wrote: »
    Some people call 411 to get the 911 number. Yes, they walk among us.

    ......and breeding. Fork evolution! I see the species reverting back to........
  • mrbigbluelightmrbigbluelight Posts: 7,033
    I dial "O" so that the operator can directly connect me to "411" who than can directly connect me to "911".
    I feel much safer that way and am not directly responsible if I misdial "911".
  • txcoastal1txcoastal1 Posts: 7,470
    Boo-Hoo's call to 911 was to complain about his....
  • WillowWillow Posts: 8,663
    damaged UPS delivery which he bought from
  • Homer Simpson: "Operator, give me the number for 911."
  • WillowWillow Posts: 8,663
    Please hang up and try your call again the voice said sounding quite a bit like
  • txcoastal1txcoastal1 Posts: 7,470
    kermit the frog bumping uglies with
  • mhardy6647mhardy6647 Posts: 13,899
    Tweety Bird
  • txcoastal1txcoastal1 Posts: 7,470
    And Miss Piggy was so pissed she
  • F1nutF1nut Posts: 37,344
    Said, let them eat cake.
  • mhardy6647mhardy6647 Posts: 13,899
    for there was no pie
  • txcoastal1txcoastal1 Posts: 7,470
    No pie you say, my grand mother made the best pies, her secret ingredient was
  • ken brydsonken brydson Posts: 6,309
    Keiko
  • txcoastal1txcoastal1 Posts: 7,470
    edited June 11
    Sitting somewhere on the beach playing with
    Post edited by txcoastal1 on
  • lightman1lightman1 Posts: 8,051
    Sand crabs.....
  • mhardy6647mhardy6647 Posts: 13,899
    on my shoulder make me happy.
  • txcoastal1txcoastal1 Posts: 7,470
    as @nbrowser bird sings until...
  • F1nutF1nut Posts: 37,344
    a shot rings out and....
  • mhardy6647mhardy6647 Posts: 13,899
    the room goes dark.
  • mrbigbluelightmrbigbluelight Posts: 7,033
    But from across the room comes a low, rumbling sound
  • F1nutF1nut Posts: 37,344
    as the "Ride of the Valkyries" begins to play
  • ZLTFULZLTFUL Posts: 3,954
    as the camera pans to Russ...
  • txcoastal1txcoastal1 Posts: 7,470
    edited June 11
    There he is dancing with a
  • la2vegasla2vegas Posts: 1,593
    **** is not on the menu but
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