Tired of being a mere 'Polkster'?

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  • daboyz
    daboyz Posts: 5,206
    edited September 2009
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    If you post a bunch of meaningless whiney crap you could be a Polkologist and we'd all hate you for it.








    Nicely.
  • zingo
    zingo Posts: 11,258
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  • Knucklehead
    Knucklehead Posts: 3,602
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    15lb spider monkey that had.....
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,776
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    ..two heads and a three foot tail....
  • Knucklehead
    Knucklehead Posts: 3,602
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    She decided to name the Baby...monkey thingy..."Bonnie Ann Clyde" because every time she took it in public...
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  • Knucklehead
    Knucklehead Posts: 3,602
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    KEIKO's PIE!!!!!!
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  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 10,871
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    brother, who has a thing for cigars. He thought to himself....
  • potee
    potee Posts: 610
    edited September 2009
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    dipped in a secret creamy well.
  • Knucklehead
    Knucklehead Posts: 3,602
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    Just then, Bill jumped out of his chair, pulled up his pants and realized.......
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  • BigMac
    BigMac Posts: 849
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    he needed to get much bigger cigars for................
  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 10,871
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    that night as he had invited over......
  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,092
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    Oprah Winfrey....
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  • Knucklehead
    Knucklehead Posts: 3,602
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    So, Oprah shows up at his door wearing a tight see-thru.....
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  • sTiLlLeArNiNg
    sTiLlLeArNiNg Posts: 805
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    and Dr.Phil was in tow....

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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,092
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    so that he could try and understand why they call Bill...
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  • Knucklehead
    Knucklehead Posts: 3,602
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    "Willy the Weasel".
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  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 10,871
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    on his 1-976- line when they are feeling .....
  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
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    "..Awright geeezzaa! Dear lady an' sir, 'ow would you like ter join me fer bertie mee crumpets? Sorted mate." had been the last words Rosie had heard ol' Pennywick declare before being spirtited off to....
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 10,871
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    the hospital for the 5th sex change which was....
  • zingo
    zingo Posts: 11,258
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    a dolphinplasty...

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  • Knucklehead
    Knucklehead Posts: 3,602
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    and the skin for the dorsal fin was from......
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  • Knucklehead
    Knucklehead Posts: 3,602
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    it suddenly changed into the Black Power Ranger!
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  • NotaSuv
    NotaSuv Posts: 3,815
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    Zach Taylor better known in real life as Walter Jones
  • zingo
    zingo Posts: 11,258
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    NotaSuv wrote: »
    Zach Taylor better known in real life as Walter Jones

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  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 10,871
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    was recently charged with having an indecent act with...
  • Knucklehead
    Knucklehead Posts: 3,602
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    the entire Oakland Raiders football team in a bus traveling to......
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,092
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    Tijuana, to smoke some...
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  • BigMac
    BigMac Posts: 849
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    helmets. After finishing he thought to himself.............
  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 10,871
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    I remember back in the days when my mom dropped me on the floor a couple times I would..
  • zingo
    zingo Posts: 11,258
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    I'm sad this thread doesn't matter any more...