Maritial Bliss
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GZ
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This came across my e-mail at work today so I thought I'd share it with you. If you're married you can probably relate, if you're single be forewarned. Seriously, I love my wife and would marry her all over again, so take the following with the humor it was intended to have.
Two times a week we go out to a nice restaurant, have some fine wine, enjoy some good conversation, and have a good dinner. She goes on Tuesday, I go on Friday.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
I asked my wife where she'd like to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time", she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
Remember...Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. Statistically 100% of all divorces started with marriage.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 6 months. I don't want to interrupt her.
Two times a week we go out to a nice restaurant, have some fine wine, enjoy some good conversation, and have a good dinner. She goes on Tuesday, I go on Friday.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
I asked my wife where she'd like to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time", she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
Remember...Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. Statistically 100% of all divorces started with marriage.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 6 months. I don't want to interrupt her.
Post edited by RyanC_Masimo on
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Classic Rodney Dangerfield humor --- got'a love it.:)
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Henny Youngman.
