Polk Security Warning

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Ron-P
Ron-P Posts: 8,516
edited February 28 in Clubhouse Archives
Police have notified us that four suspected terrorists have infiltrated Polk. Three of the four; Bin Sleepin, Bin Slackin and Bin Drinkin have been arrested and are in custody.

The fourth member of the terrorist cell, Bin Workin has yet to be found. Police cannot find anyone that fits this description and have said that anyone fitting this description will be very easy to find.


Peace Out~:D
If...
Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • hoosier21
    hoosier21 Posts: 4,408
    edited January 2002
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    Good stuff
    Dodd - Battery Preamp
    Monarchy Audio SE100 Delux - mono power amps
    Sony DVP-NS999ES - SACD player
    ADS 1230 - Polk SDA 2B
    DIY Stereo Subwoofer towers w/(4) 12 drivers each
    Crown K1 - Subwoofer amp
    Outlaw ICBM - crossover
    Beringher BFD - sub eq

    Where is the remote? Where is the $%#$% remote!

    "I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us have...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad..."
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  • -justin-
    -justin- Posts: 891
    edited January 2002
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    I don't know anything about the other guys, but I have spy photos of BinYellin, spotted in the Marketing Department.

    Paul.jpg

    AhhhhH! Help us!

    ~JB
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited January 2002
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    Paul.jpg

    And Paul, whats up man, clean that mess up!!!!

    Cheers,
    Russ
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • jcaut
    jcaut Posts: 1,849
    edited January 2002
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    Something tells me this thread COULD get ugly....
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  • Aaron
    Aaron Posts: 1,853
    edited January 2002
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    What's he have in that brown box? Anthrax?

    Aaron
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,516
    edited January 2002
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    Looks like Paul's taking a snoozer.


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited January 2002
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    If that box is my complimentary pair of LSi9's....g'head and send 'em on out. Here is my addy:

    5424 Ansley Trail
    North Charleston, SC 29418

    Troy
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • juice21
    juice21 Posts: 1,866
    edited January 2002
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    troy, i'd be scared at what is going to show up at your door now if i were you...:D
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,516
    edited January 2002
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    At least Paul keeps both hands above the desk, unlike Micah.


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • juice21
    juice21 Posts: 1,866
    edited January 2002
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    i heard micah keeps a few spare power ports under his desk too. those things are pattented ya know...:D
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  • hoosier21
    hoosier21 Posts: 4,408
    edited January 2002
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    when reporters caught up with Micah, a known Bin Slacker that "works" at Polk, and asked if he had any comments on the matter he replied:

    Micah: "I've never known a Bin Workin, I have Bin Wacking but no Bin Workin"
    Reporter: Are you saying you have been wacking and not working?
    Micah: Yea.. I mean no.. I I I have no further comment, just wanna go home to my girlfriend Bin Inflated and forget this whole thing.
    Dodd - Battery Preamp
    Monarchy Audio SE100 Delux - mono power amps
    Sony DVP-NS999ES - SACD player
    ADS 1230 - Polk SDA 2B
    DIY Stereo Subwoofer towers w/(4) 12 drivers each
    Crown K1 - Subwoofer amp
    Outlaw ICBM - crossover
    Beringher BFD - sub eq

    Where is the remote? Where is the $%#$% remote!

    "I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us have...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad..."
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  • TrappedUnder Ice
    TrappedUnder Ice Posts: 975
    edited January 2002
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    bin inflated...funny stuff... btw..that box probably full of crusty sox that they'll be sending ya..hahaha
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  • Micah Cohen
    Micah Cohen Posts: 2,022
    edited January 2002
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    You guys are sickos.

    And I love you because of it.

    Now leave me alone. I'm busy.

    MC
    ultramicah@yahoo.com

    "There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Chaney
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited January 2002
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    .....said Micah's "unit" to his hands.


    Troy
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • wangotango68
    wangotango68 Posts: 1,056
    edited January 2002
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    bye justin....please find a job real soon ....and please do not become a check puller.


    scott:cool:
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,516
    edited January 2002
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    Dust in the wind, all Justin is.........is dust in the wind.


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • wangotango68
    wangotango68 Posts: 1,056
    edited January 2002
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    the new klipsch plant is being built in indianapolis ,im sure you can land a goffer job there.

    scott:cool:
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  • juice21
    juice21 Posts: 1,866
    edited January 2002
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    hey justin, i'll still love ya man, just grab me some LSi's on your way out the door...;)
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  • -justin-
    -justin- Posts: 891
    edited January 2002
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    Paul: "Hey Justin, are those LSi's in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

    ~JB
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