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Tony M
Tony M Posts: 11,017
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Here it is, it made me laugh and want to go get it just to bring some peace to the giver.

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Someone take this damn Cham (MJ)
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I have a chameleon and I'm over it. She's an **** and she doesn't like to be touched. She hisses at you and bites you. I've been putting up with her because I adopted her and I hate rehoming animals but tbh she hates me just as much as I hate her. She hates everyone and she won't give a damn who has her so ftb. I don't even care. Yeah I said it. Idfc. Email me telling me how selfish I am and guess what I still won't care.
I don't have any pictures. I'll take one from outside the terrarium if anyone wants to see her but I'm not trying to pick her up. She gets pissed, I get pissed, it's bad for everyone. She also eats a **** lot. Only crickets. She's too good for greens and worms.
Come get the stuck up ****. She's free but I'm not giving away the terrarium. It's dope and some lizard with a half decent personality will appreciate it. It's too good for her anyway. Bring a goddamn butter bowl.
Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
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  • agfrost
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    LOL. Makes me happy for our 4 crested geckos, who are quite sweet (and eat not only crickets, but fruit and their CGD (crested gecko diet) 'mush' as well.nj58cnehmohm.jpg
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    Jay
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  • msg
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    Good laugh there, Tony.

    Re: the geckos - you can handle them and they don't try to run away?!?
    I disabled signatures.
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  • pitdogg2
    pitdogg2 Posts: 24,585
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    Yea try to handle Tokay geckos then get back to me. At almost 12-14" they will bite the snot out of you. I had a large male from birth no matter how much we handled him at a certain point they get mean and did i mention fast as lightning.

    That CL ad is funny
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  • Tony M
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    Love your pic of that HAPPY Crested Gecko !

    That's a poster size candidate. :)
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  • mdaudioguy
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  • agfrost
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    msg wrote: »
    Re: the geckos - you can handle them and they don't try to run away?!?

    They're very handle-able (Cresties are; Tokays are "no-kay" as Ivan points out above). They don't *love* to be handled like a cat or dog likes to be pet, but they're compliant enough. My boys have them out quite a bit, meaning every day.
    Tony M wrote: »
    Love your pic of that HAPPY Crested Gecko !

    That's a poster size candidate. :)

    That's Cheesy (named by her then-9-year-old owner Andrew). I believe in that picture she was drinking water from the pictured bowl on our dining room table--they lift their heads I assume to help with the swallowing process and that picture was the result. :) Andrew agrees with your poster recommendation, he requested it printed onto his last birthday cake--how could we say no?
    Jay
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  • Tony M
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    mdaudioguy wrote: »
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    That pic reminds me of the Egyptian Hieroglyphs of joined animals and humans too. It's funny that pic seems to have originated in the desert too.
    I still wonder why the Egyptians carved and painted sooooo many hybrid beings ..everywhere .

    Great photo-cropping though. Yea, most camels are docile, but NOT that one ! :#
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  • Viking64
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    Tony M wrote: »
    I still wonder why the Egyptians carved and painted sooooo many hybrid beings ..everywhere .
    Because those hybrids were common on their home planet.
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  • pitdogg2
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    Viking64 wrote: »
    Tony M wrote: »
    I still wonder why the Egyptians carved and painted sooooo many hybrid beings ..everywhere .
    Because those hybrids were common on their home planet.

    Valid point..... or it could of been lead poisoning
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  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 11,017
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    pitdogg2 wrote: »
    Viking64 wrote: »
    Tony M wrote: »
    I still wonder why the Egyptians carved and painted sooooo many hybrid beings ..everywhere .
    Because those hybrids were common on their home planet.

    Valid point..... or it could of been lead poisoning

    Mercury was the heavy metal of choice in a few civilizations back then.

    Maybe a little of both and some unobtainium thrown into the mix. :o

    Mercury for the UFO's Electronic circuit board conductor material.. :D
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  • Viking64
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    I've never seen an Egyptian driving a Mercury, but I did know an Egyptian and she was quite the cougar. :)
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  • soundfreak1
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    Take her fishing...... bass love lizards.
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  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 11,017
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    ^^^^
    Now that there is funny ! :D
    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
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